Limerick Poems About Loon | Loon Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous, moon,

An Astronomer Named Boone

Once there was an astronomer named Boone.

   Claimed he saw a cow jump over the moon!

      That could not be verified.

         Boone was later certified,

            Poor man, to be wackier than a loon!

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Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: space,

June

I dated the astronaut, June
(the woman who lived on the moon);
on telly she said,
'It messed up my head' -
I guess you could call her a loon...

written 10th July for Emille's Lipogram contest 
written without the letter X



Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Loon Who Would Love a Lark

Loon Who Would Love a Lark

When Trump sang we had to hark;
Raving mad who seemed so stark;
Angels said,
He wet bed;
Loony as a loon that loved a lark.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

McCain Avoids Picayune

McCain Avoids Picayune

Picayune is squabbling of party politicians.

Part of politics McCain avoids  are picayune,
And we know in heaven will be pretty soon;
Hard try;
Great guy;
Trump stayed here loony like a lousy loon.

Jim Horn

Jim Horn



Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: humor,

Drunk As A Loon

I woke up one late afternoon
My head did feel like a balloon
Outside on the grass
Was an awful mass
My friend was as drunk as a loon



Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Loon Who Would Love a Lark

Loon Who Would Love a Lark

When Trump sang we had to hark;
Raving mad who seemed so stark;
Angels said,
He wet bed;
Loony as a loon that loved a lark.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: word play,

Pant a Loon

What women stuff in their knickers
Would scare the Hell out of vicars
But girls must know
Win, Place, and Show
The Best of Blue Ribbon liquors


Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: humorous,

THE LOON

My boyfriend acted like a loon
He and I wasn’t in tune
When I called it quits
He gave me the s
Then tells me he’s moving to the moon