Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
space,
I dated the astronaut, June
(the woman who lived on the moon);
on telly she said,
'It messed up my head' -
I guess you could call her a loon...
written 10th July for Emille's Lipogram contest
written without the letter X
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Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, moon,
Once there was an astronomer named Boone.
Claimed he saw a cow jump over the moon!
That could not be verified.
Boone was later certified,
Poor man, to be wackier than a loon!
(Just for fun - not for contests)
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Loon Who Would Love a Lark
When Trump sang we had to hark;
Raving mad who seemed so stark;
Angels said,
He wet bed;
Loony as a loon that loved a lark.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Loon Who Would Love a Lark
When Trump sang we had to hark;
Raving mad who seemed so stark;
Angels said,
He wet bed;
Loony as a loon that loved a lark.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
McCain Avoids Picayune
Picayune is squabbling of party politicians.
Part of politics McCain avoids are picayune,
And we know in heaven will be pretty soon;
Hard try;
Great guy;
Trump stayed here loony like a lousy loon.
Jim Horn
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
humor,
I woke up one late afternoon
My head did feel like a balloon
Outside on the grass
Was an awful mass
My friend was as drunk as a loon
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
word play,
What women stuff in their knickers
Would scare the Hell out of vicars
But girls must know
Win, Place, and Show
The Best of Blue Ribbon liquors
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humorous,
My boyfriend acted like a loon
He and I wasn’t in tune
When I called it quits
He gave me the s
Then tells me he’s moving to the moon