I dated the astronaut, June
(the woman who lived on the moon);
on telly she said,
'It messed up my head' -
I guess you could call her a loon...
written 10th July for Emille's Lipogram contest
written without the letter X
Once there was an astronomer named Boone.
Claimed he saw a cow jump over the moon!
That could not be verified.
Boone was later certified,
Poor man, to be wackier than a loon!
(Just for fun - not for contests)
Loon Who Would Love a Lark
When Trump sang we had to hark;
Raving mad who seemed so stark;
He wet bed;
Loony as a loon that loved a lark.
McCain Avoids Picayune
Picayune is squabbling of party politicians.
Part of politics McCain avoids are picayune,
And we know in heaven will be pretty soon;
Trump stayed here loony like a lousy loon.
I woke up one late afternoon
My head did feel like a balloon
Outside on the grass
Was an awful mass
My friend was as drunk as a loon
What women stuff in their knickers
Would scare the Hell out of vicars
But girls must know
Win, Place, and Show
The Best of Blue Ribbon liquors
My boyfriend acted like a loon
He and I wasn’t in tune
When I called it quits
He gave me the s
Then tells me he’s moving to the moon