Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, freedom, health, silly,
Don You Now Your Flu Apparel
There was a polite llama from Peru
Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
Llama said, 'Please don your mask
If it's not too much to ask'
The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, giggle, golf,
Par For the Course - a Bit Bawdy
There is a golfer from Lima, Peru
On each of his balls, a llama tattooed
Up and down his scores jump
Like a llama's big hump
As soon as his fans cheer, they have to boo
Written by
Cal Barkley
Categories:
animal, humor, humorous, journey,
Riding On a Llama
Once there was a farmer
Who rode to the pub on a llama
He said "In Peru
It's the thing to do
Isn't she a charmer?"
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Obama On Llama Horn Limerick
Obama on Llama Horn Limerick
Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama
Jim Horn
Me LLama is Spanish of course.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
adventure, animal, fear,
Llama In Trauma
There once was a Peruvian llama
Whose owner shipped him to Alabama
Horns blaring, lights flashing
Folks screaming, cars crashing
All points lookout ~ one llama in trauma
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
animal, humor,
A Striking Llama
There once was a llama in my pocket,
as my eyes did expel from each socket.
His snout stole my snack
in hunger attack.
Picket-eyes keep thieves out of my pocket.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Funom Makama Riding On a Llama
Remember Funom Makama,
Who went riding on a llama,
And viewed,
Family feud;
Fell off then had a trauma.
Jim Horn