Limerick Poems About Llama | Llama Limerick Poems
Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, freedom, health, silly,

Don You Now Your Flu Apparel

There was a polite llama from Peru
        Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
           Llama said, 'Please don your mask
           If it's not too much to ask'
        The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, giggle, golf,

Par For the Course - a Bit Bawdy

There is a golfer from Lima, Peru
        On each of his balls, a llama tattooed
          Up and down his scores jump
          Like a llama's big hump
        As soon as his fans cheer, they have to boo



Written by Cal Barkley
Categories: animal, humor, humorous, journey,

Riding On a Llama

Once there was a farmer
Who rode to the pub on a llama
He said "In Peru 
It's the thing to do
Isn't she a charmer?"


Written by James Horn
Categories: humorous,

Obama On Llama Horn Limerick

Obama on Llama Horn Limerick

Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama

Jim Horn

Me LLama is Spanish of course.


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: adventure, animal, fear,

Llama In Trauma

There once was a Peruvian llama
Whose owner shipped him to Alabama
  Horns blaring, lights flashing
  Folks screaming, cars crashing
All points lookout ~ one llama in trauma



Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: animal, humor,

A Striking Llama

There once was a llama in my pocket,
as my eyes did expel from each socket.

          His snout stole my snack
                 in hunger attack.

Picket-eyes keep thieves out of my pocket.


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Funom Makama Riding On a Llama

Remember Funom Makama,
Who went riding on a llama,
And viewed,
Family feud;
Fell off then had a trauma.

Jim Horn