Limerick Poems About Lizard | Lizard Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny, giggle,

Iguana

One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!

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Poem Details | by Gail Debole |
Categories: funny,

Rexie the Lizard

Written: January 2, 2009
Updated: April 23, 2012

There once was a lizard named Rex(ie)
Whose head was always tilted and ready
Sitting next to the glass wall
Patiently waiting for Saul
To feed him tasty hornworm bread(ie).


Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection



Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: animals, funny,

The Intruder

A lizard snuck into the house,
So I called out loud to my spouse:
"Come get this green reptile
before the cat goes projectile."
Thank goodness it wasn't a mouse.


Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: nonsense,

Mandrillus

Mandrillus ate a lizard

                                       And got lost in the blizzard

                                                His belly ached

                                             His tail was baked

                                           In the oven of wizard


Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: music

The Dino Dance

There once was a dinosaur dance,
Which was great for lizard romance.
As T Rex stole the show,
When he jived to rock ‘n’ roll,
Marc Bolan didn’t stand a chance.



Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: books, boy, fun, magic, nonsense, word play,

Harry Potter and Dumbledore

Harry Potter and Dumbledore

Two young Boys from Baltimore
Loved Harry Potter and Dumbledore
One boy said “I’m a Wizard
The Other turned into a Lizard
A Lizard and a Wizard in Baltimore


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Lizard Woman

Lizard woman with mellow yellow face
Puts a fellow into a squirming place
I gave her a nod
She sniffed like a clod
We won’t be propagating human race


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade,

Fearful Lizard

Dinosaur means fearful lizard in Greek
Seeing one today would be quite a freak
T-Rex had banana-like teeth
Seeing one eat would make me shriek
Loudly and proudly, not a mere squeak.


Poem Details | by Beryl Edmonds |
Categories: dog, food, humorous,

The Lizard of Oz

There once was a green lizard of Oz Fought by two ferocious dogs, he was So the tale of woe goes He swallowed them both whole And barking became his dialogue.


Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: animal, fun, giggle, green, humor, humorous, silly,

Larry the Lizard

Best described as lizard slime,
Larry was worst of all time.
	His big rheumy nose
	was red as a rose
And his eyes glowed green as lime!