Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny, giggle,
One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!
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Poem Details | by
Gail Debole |
Categories:
funny,
Written: January 2, 2009
Updated: April 23, 2012
There once was a lizard named Rex(ie)
Whose head was always tilted and ready
Sitting next to the glass wall
Patiently waiting for Saul
To feed him tasty hornworm bread(ie).
Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
animals, funny,
A lizard snuck into the house,
So I called out loud to my spouse:
"Come get this green reptile
before the cat goes projectile."
Thank goodness it wasn't a mouse.
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
nonsense,
Mandrillus ate a lizard
And got lost in the blizzard
His belly ached
His tail was baked
In the oven of wizard
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
music
There once was a dinosaur dance,
Which was great for lizard romance.
As T Rex stole the show,
When he jived to rock ‘n’ roll,
Marc Bolan didn’t stand a chance.
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
books, boy, fun, magic, nonsense, word play,
Harry Potter and Dumbledore
Two young Boys from Baltimore
Loved Harry Potter and Dumbledore
One boy said “I’m a Wizard
The Other turned into a Lizard
A Lizard and a Wizard in Baltimore
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Lizard woman with mellow yellow face
Puts a fellow into a squirming place
I gave her a nod
She sniffed like a clod
We won’t be propagating human race
Poem Details | by
Beryl Edmonds |
Categories:
dog, food, humorous,
There once was a green lizard of Oz
Fought by two ferocious dogs, he was
So the tale of woe goes
He swallowed them both whole
And barking became his dialogue.
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Dinosaur means fearful lizard in Greek
Seeing one today would be quite a freak
T-Rex had banana-like teeth
Seeing one eat would make me shriek
Loudly and proudly, not a mere squeak.
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
animal, fun, giggle, green, humor, humorous, silly,
Best described as lizard slime,
Larry was worst of all time.
His big rheumy nose
was red as a rose
And his eyes glowed green as lime!