Poem Details | by
Gail DeBole |
Categories:
funny,
Written: January 2, 2009
Updated: April 23, 2012
There once was a lizard named Rex(ie)
Whose head was always tilted and ready
Sitting next to the glass wall
Patiently waiting for Saul
To feed him tasty hornworm bread(ie).
Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection
Also, try our sister website's powerful search engine for
poems or see our other
lizard Poems."
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny, giggle,
One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!
For john freeman's Giggle 2 Contest
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
animals, funny,
A lizard snuck into the house,
So I called out loud to my spouse:
"Come get this green reptile
before the cat goes projectile."
Thank goodness it wasn't a mouse.
Poem Details | by
jack horne |
Categories:
music
There once was a dinosaur dance,
Which was great for lizard romance.
As T Rex stole the show,
When he jived to rock ‘n’ roll,
Marc Bolan didn’t stand a chance.
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
books, boy, fun, magic, nonsense, word play,
Harry Potter and Dumbledore
Two young Boys from Baltimore
Loved Harry Potter and Dumbledore
One boy said “I’m a Wizard
The Other turned into a Lizard
A Lizard and a Wizard in Baltimore
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Lizard woman with mellow yellow face
Puts a fellow into a squirming place
I gave her a nod
She sniffed like a clod
We won’t be propagating human race