Limerick Poems About Lizard | Lizard Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: funny,

Rexie the Lizard

Written: January 2, 2009
Updated: April 23, 2012

There once was a lizard named Rex(ie)
Whose head was always tilted and ready
Sitting next to the glass wall
Patiently waiting for Saul
To feed him tasty hornworm bread(ie).


Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny, giggle,

Iguana

One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!

For john freeman's Giggle 2 Contest



Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: animals, funny,

The Intruder

A lizard snuck into the house,
So I called out loud to my spouse:
"Come get this green reptile
before the cat goes projectile."
Thank goodness it wasn't a mouse.


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: music

The Dino Dance

There once was a dinosaur dance,
Which was great for lizard romance.
As T Rex stole the show,
When he jived to rock ‘n’ roll,
Marc Bolan didn’t stand a chance.


Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: books, boy, fun, magic, nonsense, word play,

Harry Potter and Dumbledore

Harry Potter and Dumbledore

Two young Boys from Baltimore
Loved Harry Potter and Dumbledore
One boy said “I’m a Wizard
The Other turned into a Lizard
A Lizard and a Wizard in Baltimore



Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Lizard Woman

Lizard woman with mellow yellow face
Puts a fellow into a squirming place
I gave her a nod
She sniffed like a clod
We won’t be propagating human race