Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny, giggle,
Iguana
One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!
For john freeman's Giggle 2 Contest
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
funny,
Rexie the Lizard
Written: January 2, 2009
Updated: April 23, 2012
There once was a lizard named Rex(ie)
Whose head was always tilted and ready
Sitting next to the glass wall
Patiently waiting for Saul
To feed him tasty hornworm bread(ie).
Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
animals, funny,
The Intruder
A lizard snuck into the house,
So I called out loud to my spouse:
"Come get this green reptile
before the cat goes projectile."
Thank goodness it wasn't a mouse.
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
music
The Dino Dance
There once was a dinosaur dance,
Which was great for lizard romance.
As T Rex stole the show,
When he jived to rock ‘n’ roll,
Marc Bolan didn’t stand a chance.
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
nonsense,
Mandrillus
Mandrillus ate a lizard
And got lost in the blizzard
His belly ached
His tail was baked
In the oven of wizard
Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
books, boy, fun, magic, nonsense, word play,
Harry Potter and Dumbledore
Harry Potter and Dumbledore
Two young Boys from Baltimore
Loved Harry Potter and Dumbledore
One boy said “I’m a Wizard
The Other turned into a Lizard
A Lizard and a Wizard in Baltimore
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Lizard Woman
Lizard woman with mellow yellow face
Puts a fellow into a squirming place
I gave her a nod
She sniffed like a clod
We won’t be propagating human race
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Fearful Lizard
Dinosaur means fearful lizard in Greek
Seeing one today would be quite a freak
T-Rex had banana-like teeth
Seeing one eat would make me shriek
Loudly and proudly, not a mere squeak.
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
animal, fun, giggle, green, humor, humorous, silly,
Larry the Lizard
Best described as lizard slime,
Larry was worst of all time.
His big rheumy nose
was red as a rose
And his eyes glowed green as lime!
Written by
Crystol Woods
Categories:
fun, hilarious, summer, vacation,
Poor Lester
Lester Lizard got home from vacation
where he had met a Haitian Crustacean
they got along great
till they tried to mate
reptile dysfunction leads to frustration