Limerick Poems About Lion | Lion Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Zoo Limerick

A struggle ensued at the zoo

when King Lion met Jack Kangaroo.

Leo tried to attack,

but Jack fired right back:

"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"


For Geraldine Taylor's  The Creative Collective Anthology Series - Comic Version

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Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 9

Wildlife 9
An amazingly ugly gnu,
Once stopped on the plains for a poo,
A lion went past
And was almost aghast
So he ran off whilst yelling "Ker....phew"!



Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: animals, funny,

Hotter Than Heck

Written in the late 1970's
Updated on June 12, 2012


In the summer, a zebra exclaimed,
"That sweaty lion can keep his mane!
     It's a pain 'round his neck
     When he's hotter than heck.
My white stripes will reflect the sun's rays!"


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: funnyson, son,

ZOO MANIA

I Took my son on a trip to the zoo
There was so much for us to see and do
    One roar from the lion
    My son started crying
The trip was over I was scared to



FOR ZANY ZOO CONTEST


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Catnip

There was a lion tamer named Roner
Who acted at times with dishonor.
He abused a lion one night
Which led to a horrible sight.
Hundreds saw Roner become a goner.



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Couldn't Help Smirkin'



Found a new restaurant called The Lion and Firkin Was quite impressed, when finished I was smirkin' The girlies were clad In short skirts of green plaid Delightful as a shamrock, their bottoms were flirtin' © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: games,

Limerick: Once a Lion of a Man in ruin

Limerick : Once a Lion of a Man in ruin

Once a Lion of a Man in ruin
Tried to salvage his pawns and queer Queen
Far too late t’was end-game
Even his Knight was lame
So he reset rules and horsed his Queen !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: animals

Lennie the Lion

This princely lion called Lennie
In the zoo pub he had one too many
He awoke to exposure
Being in the wrong enclosure
Cuddling a princess lioness called Jennie


Poem Details | by Hilo Poet |
Categories: adventure, allegory, anti bullying, confidence, courage, inspirational, war,

DAVID AND GOLIATH

Goliath, a boastful huge giant,

And David, a shepherd and pliant,

So he took a stone,

And crushed his head bone,

Then Israel roared like a lion.


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: adventure

The Gazelle that got away

There once was a hunter called Ray,
Who went big game shooting one day.
As he stalked a gazelle,
A lion caught his smell,
And the predator became prey.


Poem Details | by Elton Camp |
Categories: funny

Liberating the Lion

Liberating the Lion

By Elton Camp and Maria Camp


A PETA two went to the zoo

Some cages they’d undo

A lion they freed

And with much speed

He promptly ran them through


Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: animal, nonsense, silly, tiger, word play,

Tigger and Leo

Tigger and Leo

A Tiger and Lion joined forces
To run some Man-eating courses
Tutors Tigger and Leo
Said attack at the Knee-o
Then enjoy whatever the Man Course is


Poem Details | by Joseph Jeremiah Naye |
Categories: age, analogy, bible, symbolism,

The Lion and The Lamb

The lion, King and mighty of all
 beasts
Chose to be the lamb for all to
 feast
The Almighty lion of the tribe of
 Judah
Answered to fill a vacuum for
 hallelujah
The Lion and The Lamb, God's
 best feat.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Sniggles



Yup! That's me, Leo the Lion, King of the Jungle But really, I'm a pussy cat..did I just hear you chuckle Meow, meow, I say Love licking your sachet Sniggles..a total obsession for snickers and giggles


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy, animal,

For Darren White

Lion or Chimpanzee

What if a lion I were to be
Out in field so handsome to see
Or could be leopard who is spotted;
Could tell was him hugely dotted;
Swinging through tree was chimpanzee.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 50

        Wildlife 50 

A salty sea-lion called Nicky,
Had flippers all snotty and sticky,
Her friend Helen-Rose,
Said "Please blow your nose!"
"And then you won't be quite so picky!"


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humor,

You Don't know Jack


When King Lion met Jack Kangaroo,
quite a struggle ensued at the zoo.
Leo tried to attack,
but Jack fired then right back:
"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"

Submitted March 1, 2021
for L Milton Hankins' Limericks In Honor Of StPatrick's Day Poetry Contest



Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade,

Sea Lion and Sea Horse

Sea lion and sea horse were friends of course.
Living in the Pacific of the Norse.
Heard a rumor
Both had a tumor.
Not from an honest reliable source.


Poem Details | by Carol Mitra |
Categories: humor,

A Hungry Lion

There was a lion who never felt full
So one day he went and ate an entire bull
He felt so good he just kept on roaring
A hunter heard him and bullets were pouring
Full of bull now, he did not know what befell him.

20.11.2020.
Quin-to Poem.
Limerick.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: dedication,

Svelt And Tight



Slim and trim, this guy's become Svelte with a butt that's tight as a drum Pumping iron A studly lion And if you believe that, better lay off the rum!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: stars,

Horrorscope

August is keeping an eye on
A randy Leo the Lion
Out of the sky
Virgo dropped by
With a comet from Orion


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: animal,

African Lion Safari



African Lion Safari, a joy to behold Fenced in wildlife, a vast expanse unfolds Lions and tigers at play Hyenas, no favorite I'd say Perhaps an African Hyena Safari of their own


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humor,

Mountain Goat and Mountain Lion

Mountain goat and mountain lion
Some jokes that had people cry’n
They were dumb and lame
Who else could we blame?
They fell on deaf ears most of them dy’n.



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Couldn't Help Smirkin'



Found a new restaurant called The Lion and Firkin Was quite impressed, when I finished I was smirkin' The girlies were clad In short skirts of green plaid Delightful as a shamrock, their bottoms were flirtin'


Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 47

Wildlife 47

A lion cub sat in the grass,
Merely watching gnus walking past,
He just scratched his hide,
While the rest of the pride,
Thought his attitude "Really quite crass!"