Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
A struggle ensued at the zoo
when King Lion met Jack Kangaroo.
Leo tried to attack,
but Jack fired right back:
"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"
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Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 9
An amazingly ugly gnu,
Once stopped on the plains for a poo,
A lion went past
And was almost aghast
So he ran off whilst yelling "Ker....phew"!
Poem Details | by
Gail Debole |
Categories:
animals, funny,
Written in the late 1970's
Updated on June 12, 2012
In the summer, a zebra exclaimed,
"That sweaty lion can keep his mane!
It's a pain 'round his neck
When he's hotter than heck.
My white stripes will reflect the sun's rays!"
Poem Details | by
Faleshia Murphy |
Categories:
funnyson, son,
I Took my son on a trip to the zoo
There was so much for us to see and do
One roar from the lion
My son started crying
The trip was over I was scared to
FOR ZANY ZOO CONTEST
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor,
There was a lion tamer named Roner
Who acted at times with dishonor.
He abused a lion one night
Which led to a horrible sight.
Hundreds saw Roner become a goner.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
Found a new restaurant called The Lion and Firkin
Was quite impressed, when finished I was smirkin'
The girlies were clad
In short skirts of green plaid
Delightful as a shamrock, their bottoms were flirtin'
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Hilo Poet |
Categories:
adventure, allegory, anti bullying, confidence, courage, inspirational, war,
Goliath, a boastful huge giant,
And David, a shepherd and pliant,
So he took a stone,
And crushed his head bone,
Then Israel roared like a lion.
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
games,
Limerick : Once a Lion of a Man in ruin
Once a Lion of a Man in ruin
Tried to salvage his pawns and queer Queen
Far too late t’was end-game
Even his Knight was lame
So he reset rules and horsed his Queen !
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
animals
This princely lion called Lennie
In the zoo pub he had one too many
He awoke to exposure
Being in the wrong enclosure
Cuddling a princess lioness called Jennie
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
animal, nonsense, silly, tiger, word play,
Tigger and Leo
A Tiger and Lion joined forces
To run some Man-eating courses
Tutors Tigger and Leo
Said attack at the Knee-o
Then enjoy whatever the Man Course is
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
adventure
There once was a hunter called Ray,
Who went big game shooting one day.
As he stalked a gazelle,
A lion caught his smell,
And the predator became prey.
Poem Details | by
Joseph Jeremiah Naye |
Categories:
age, analogy, bible, symbolism,
The lion, King and mighty of all
beasts
Chosen to be the lamb for all
feasts
The Almighty lion of the tribe of
Judah
Answered to fill a vacuum for
hallelujah
The Lion and The Lamb, God's deed
to pay our debts.
Poem Details | by
Elton Camp |
Categories:
funny
Liberating the Lion
By Elton Camp and Maria Camp
A PETA two went to the zoo
Some cages they’d undo
A lion they freed
And with much speed
He promptly ran them through
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Sea lion and sea horse were friends of course.
Living in the Pacific of the Norse.
Heard a rumor
Both had a tumor.
Not from an honest reliable source.
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 50
A salty sea-lion called Nicky,
Had flippers all snotty and sticky,
Her friend Helen-Rose,
Said "Please blow your nose!"
"And then you won't be quite so picky!"
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Yup! That's me, Leo the Lion, King of the Jungle
But really, I'm a pussy cat..did I just hear you chuckle
Meow, meow, I say
Love licking your sachet
Sniggles..a total obsession for snickers and giggles
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy, animal,
Lion or Chimpanzee
What if a lion I were to be
Out in field so handsome to see
Or could be leopard who is spotted;
Could tell was him hugely dotted;
Swinging through tree was chimpanzee.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
stars,
August is keeping an eye on
A randy Leo the Lion
Out of the sky
Virgo dropped by
With a comet from Orion
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
animal,
African Lion Safari, a joy to behold
Fenced in wildlife, a vast expanse unfolds
Lions and tigers at play
Hyenas, no favorite I'd say
Perhaps an African Hyena Safari of their own
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
humor,
When King Lion met Jack Kangaroo,
quite a struggle ensued at the zoo.
Leo tried to attack,
but Jack fired then right back:
"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"
Submitted March 1, 2021
for L Milton Hankins' Limericks In Honor Of StPatrick's Day Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Carol Mitra |
Categories:
humor,
There was a lion who never felt full
So one day he went and ate an entire bull
He felt so good he just kept on roaring
A hunter heard him and bullets were pouring
Full of bull now, he did not know what befell him.
20.11.2020.
Quin-to Poem.
Limerick.
Poem Details | by
Justin Abdool |
Categories:
angst, animal, pride, scary, visionary, voice, war,
Mufasa & Scar join forces
To kill evil in its courses
Angst to the hyenas
King and bro hit arenas
It is like riding all horses!
Syllables:
8,8,8
7,7
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
dedication,
Slim and trim, this guy's become
Svelte with a butt that's tight as a drum
Pumping iron
A studly lion
And if you believe that, better lay off the rum!
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humor,
Mountain goat and mountain lion
Some jokes that had people cry’n
They were dumb and lame
Who else could we blame?
They fell on deaf ears most of them dy’n.
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 47
A lion cub sat in the grass,
Merely watching gnus walking past,
He just scratched his hide,
While the rest of the pride,
Thought his attitude "Really quite crass!"