There once was a German Shepherd
Who liked to act like a leopard
He went to get a chicken,
But it went a kickin’
And then they both got peppered.
Lion or Chimpanzee
What if a lion I were to be
Out in field so handsome to see
Or could be leopard who is spotted;
Could tell was him hugely dotted;
Swinging through tree was chimpanzee.
A leopard was counting his spots,
Whilst tying his tail up in knots,
It wasn't a fad,
For the last meal he'd had,
Gave the poor little fellow the 'trots'!!