Limerick : Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife
Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife
Was going out of his mind with strife
Took to the clouds with spouse
Called her names like : »Leech ! Louse ! »
Then jumped out plane to sentence for life.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013.
There was indeed a Georgia peach
Who took a licking from a leech
As nudists do
They found a few
Picky crabs all over the beach!
She was urging me to start splurging
We eventually went on an excursion
We wound up on a beach
People liked being a leech
Into big bills were emerging.
Horrible Orange Hair
Trump's horrible hair was orange after it he did bleach;
Brain had been severely affected when born breech;
Get rid of we asked God;
Did give us distinct nod;
He is a lousy loser and leech who ;
we should impeach.
There once was a small beach full of bleach,
Each bottle held a silvery leech.
Those nasty leeches did hiss,
And they would readily kiss,
We carefully stayed out of their reach!
Precise Person We Should Impeach
Trump uses fowl language and poor speech;
Displays lousy behavior and likes bein leech;
Brain became lame;
Does chase dames;
He is precise person who we should impeach
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
the tea glass was within his reach
his call for help made the people screech
put the tea glass in my hand
at pool side he was ban
for being a plain old, lazy leech