Written by
Poet Destroyer A
Categories:
funny,
Real Cereal -Trix
**REAL CEREAL TRIX**
This girl Rio's, packed lunch in a cereal bowl
Her language almost sounds like espanol
Adding chocolate chunks to her munch
Funny how she ate, cinnamon toast crunch
The real TRIX is to add corn, in anything, NIKKO!
hahha kidding!
dedicated to RIO~aka NIKKO
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
animal, language,
Fowled Tongue
Turkey farmer Jones was seen as a kook.
Many declared his whole life was a fluke.
But they were not aware
Jones had learned a skill rare,
he was fluent in speaking gobbledygook.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
emotions,
Mark Twain
Mark Twain once said “kindness is a language the deaf can hear
And the blind can see” what a clever analogy, it's why he's so endeared
Loved by the millions
A mind of such brilliance
Thoughts of him make us smile and to our eyes bring a tear
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
america, confusion, funny, history, language, spoken word, woman,
The Boston Tea Party - 1773
An ancestor known as, "Miss Lottie"
Was a New York socialite "hottie"
To her lasting disgrace
She slapped Paul Revere's face
When he invited her to the p-ah-ty
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
No Language Barrier
A Chinese man who rolled his rrrs
Went into a shop to buy cigars,
He said, "Ri'll rav Renry Rinterman's rover rhere.
The grinning owner said, "Your English is bare,
But give me rifty rollars, here's your rox of rigars."
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
White Magic
Once there was an intellect called Muster Magic
They say,” fellow has an art of his own- white Magic”
“we couldn’t comprehend” they say
“we couldn’t hear his voice” they say
bloody just a language of mind is white Magic!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fate, gender, heaven, humor, identity, language,
They Speak Australian In Heaven
There I was standing at the Pearly Gates
I was so excited to learn my fate
First, they sat me down
On my head a crown
Then the question ~ What are your pronouns, mate?!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
technology,
Five Hundred Channels
Five hundred channels and nothing to watch
Remember back when, we'd watch diddly squat
Didn't really matter
If the language was a clatter
We'd watch foreign movies not knowing the plot
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Filthy Gentleman
Once there was a man called Tight "the rope"
"even filthy language will carry truth"rope's hope
basis if "true to conscience"
right be the comprehension
bloody, damn you rope! filthy gentleman!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, language,
Sweet Or Salty
She loved sweet nothings whispered in her ear.
Her guy used salty slang when filled with beer.
"A lady I am!" she said.
"Clean up your act or drop dead!"
He's slept 'neath the sod for nearly a year!
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
funny, life, parody, satire, social
Bam Bam
Slam poetry, bam, bam, bam
Reminds me of the Flintstones, ma’am
Rough language meant to cut.
Great Gazoo got the rut.
Nowadays even our Uncle Sam.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
A Strain On the Brain
Happiness reigns but not when it rains
Strange language, this english, it's hard to explain
A doctor can save your life
Doctoring the truth leads to strife
So if you don't know english, it's a strain on the brain
Written by
Suzette Richards
Categories:
language, poets,
Scribbler From Southwark
There is an old scribbler from Southwark*
Who’s poetry undoubtedly sucks.
She couldn’t pronounce ‘poem’,
‘Cause she rhymed it with ‘home’.
Ain’t posh enough, innit, so she’s stuck!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
halloween, humorous,
From Bed To Worse
Young Peter destroyed his bed sheeting
So he could go out trick or treating
His mother went mad
And so did his dad
Their language is not worth repeating!
Written by
Njeri Hunjeri
Categories:
fun, humor,
Chasing Sunset
Chasing sunset
In my mindset
With no helmet
In my language, I will pay no rent
I may need to kidnap it with a jet
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
language,
Gibberish
This guy prides himself in speaking gibberish
Multilingual, proud along with my limericks
Went to Benny Hill school
For underdeveloped fools
Passed with flying colours, ended up the class validick
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
language,
A Small Penis
The word PENCIL comes from a latin word
Meaning SMALL PENIS, chuckled till my eyes blurred
Hilarious, riotous, rollicking
Reminds me of bedtime frolicking
Giggled so hard, a gigantic fart occurred
Written by
Israel Cohen
Categories:
deep, good night, humorous, language, sleep, word play,
Count Sheep
The Latin words sopor quies
Sound just like Hebrew spor keves !
So to help you sleep deep,
We now tell you "count sheep !"
That pun's for a polyglot, yes?
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
society,
A Freak of Nature
Am I that unique, a freak of nature
Love everybody, we're all happy neighbours
Language is different
Causing bewilderment
But we all catch the drift sooner or later
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
analogy, animal, bullying, truth,
Life With T-Rump Xxvi
"GREAT!" is Don's favorite word
It's chocolate for those who've not heard
His language so hollow
Is too much to swallow
Since it's just a foul smelling turd
Author's note: It's going to be really, really great, etc Are people really THAT stupid?
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
encouraging, language, nice, philosophy,
About a Stutter
If someone stutters that you meet
Just think of it like it's a treat
You might extol
It's a drum roll
Keeping you on the edge of your seat!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
humor, language,
It's a wonderful wife
My wife can three languages speak
Her Italian has a mystique
With English hooray
She has a cachet!
Though her Crochet texts mimic Greek
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
John John the Wulfman
John John the Wulfman is famous for words
A language of his own, full of strange sounding verbs
Like spottified and skirters
Or handsomized and shirters
I'm wondering what word he uses for turds
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
M.I.N.D.S. International
Categories:
culture, humor, language,
Life Sentence
Life Sentence
American picked up at Cambridge,
Astonishedly could not explain it.
Was he guilty? No doubt.
He ran off at the mouth,
And utterly killed the King's English.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
funny,
The Language of the Fart
with beans and a biscuit to ponder
a rumbling seeking a yonder
at its behest
a simple request
oh speak you toothless wonder
9/29/2021
May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2 Poetry Contest