Limerick Poems About Kitten | Kitten Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, pets,

Has Anyone Seen My Pussy - Bawdy Limerick

My Tomcat drives me up the walls On neighbourhood kitties he calls Sired more than one kitten With sex he is smitten He’s gonna be losing his balls! A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 04/30/23

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Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

Raccoon's Baby Sittin' Service

MrsCat, I'm bringing back your kitten
I'm completely done with baby sittin'
She cried all day
Not worth the pay
And , so sorry, we couldn't find her mitten

For the "Tell Me About It " contest

Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: childhood

Bye Bye, Baby

As this poem was being written,
A small boy appeared to be smitten.
He loved his baby brother,
But then he asked his mother,
‘Please can we swap him for a kitten?’

Brotherly Love
Jack Horne
24th April 2011

Poem Details | by Paloma Walker |
Categories: children, funny

Kitten Named Sue

There once was a kitten named Sue.
She found one mitten, or two.
She chewed all day long.
'Till all of it was gone.
Now she has nothing to do.

Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: children

Lazy and Late

There is a young kitten from Prague
Who sleeps every day like a log.
To meals he's so late
His brothers won't wait,
And now he must eat with the hog.

For Deborah's limerick contest

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebrity,

A Sex Kitten

Will we ever see the likes of Norma Jean That Hollywood bombshell that hit the scene A real sex kitten All us guys smitten Won't be another like this yummy sex machine

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: bird, cat, giggle, home, satire, uplifting, voice,

Cagey Canary Cat Caught

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let me take a bow.

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: cat, silly, snow,

Freezing Kitten

As I was walking in the snow,
A freezing kitten me-owed on my toe;
  I bent down to kiss her,
  But I must've missed her---
'Cuz her fur tasted just like mistletoe.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: pets,

The Purr of a Kitten

Nothing's more endearing than the purr of a kitten And l'm sure they know we're instantly smitten Sly devils these guys are Could probably drive a car Stay helpless, know they'll be fed some chicken

Poem Details | by A. P. |
Categories: cat, happy, poems, poetry, poets,

The Lovecats

A calico kitten ran by,
Alert and rather spry.
Home she went,
Now she’s spent.
From running into my room just to lie.

Poem Details | by Christuraj Alex |
Categories: fun,

Snowman Spoons

Snowman spoons we tenderly made,
Some looked sickle and some looked spade;
Snowmen on cocoa hot,
Lay forethought spot forgot; 
On each, our kitten made a raid…!

29 November 2022

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: allusion,

A Sex Kitten

Will we ever see the likes of Norma Jean That Hollywood bombshell that hit the screen A real sex kitten Us guys were smitten Will there ever be another like this sex machine

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: cat, technology,

smooth as silk

They wondered how the bird could trick ‘em
If there was some trick to how to pick ‘em
A bowl of milk
As smooth as silk
Just put them in when they’re a kitten