Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, pets,
My Tomcat drives me up the walls
On neighbourhood kitties he calls
Sired more than one kitten
With sex he is smitten
He’s gonna be losing his balls!
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Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny
MrsCat, I'm bringing back your kitten
I'm completely done with baby sittin'
She cried all day
Not worth the pay
And , so sorry, we couldn't find her mitten
For the "Tell Me About It " contest
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
childhood
As this poem was being written,
A small boy appeared to be smitten.
He loved his baby brother,
But then he asked his mother,
‘Please can we swap him for a kitten?’
Brotherly Love
Jack Horne
24th April 2011
Poem Details | by
Paloma Walker |
Categories:
children, funny
There once was a kitten named Sue.
She found one mitten, or two.
She chewed all day long.
'Till all of it was gone.
Now she has nothing to do.
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
children
There is a young kitten from Prague
Who sleeps every day like a log.
To meals he's so late
His brothers won't wait,
And now he must eat with the hog.
For Deborah's limerick contest
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
celebrity,
Will we ever see the likes of Norma Jean
That Hollywood bombshell that hit the scene
A real sex kitten
All us guys smitten
Won't be another like this yummy sex machine
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
bird, cat, giggle, home, satire, uplifting, voice,
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let me take a bow.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
cat, silly, snow,
As I was walking in the snow,
A freezing kitten me-owed on my toe;
I bent down to kiss her,
But I must've missed her---
'Cuz her fur tasted just like mistletoe.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
pets,
Nothing's more endearing than the purr of a kitten
And l'm sure they know we're instantly smitten
Sly devils these guys are
Could probably drive a car
Stay helpless, know they'll be fed some chicken
Poem Details | by
Christuraj Alex |
Categories:
fun,
Snowman spoons we tenderly made,
Some looked sickle and some looked spade;
Snowmen on cocoa hot,
Lay forethought spot forgot;
On each, our kitten made a raid…!
29 November 2022
Poem Details | by
A. P. |
Categories:
cat, happy, poems, poetry, poets,
A calico kitten ran by,
Alert and rather spry.
Home she went,
Now she’s spent.
From running into my room just to lie.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
allusion,
Will we ever see the likes of Norma Jean
That Hollywood bombshell that hit the screen
A real sex kitten
Us guys were smitten
Will there ever be another like this sex machine
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
cat, technology,
They wondered how the bird could trick ‘em
If there was some trick to how to pick ‘em
A bowl of milk
As smooth as silk
Just put them in when they’re a kitten