Limerick Poems About Kitten | Kitten Limerick Poems
Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous, pets,

Has Anyone Seen My Pussy - Bawdy Limerick

My Tomcat drives me up the walls On neighbourhood kitties he calls Sired more than one kitten With sex he is smitten He’s gonna be losing his balls! A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 04/30/23


Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: funny

Raccoon's Baby Sittin' Service

MrsCat, I'm bringing back your kitten
I'm completely done with baby sittin'
She cried all day
Not worth the pay
And , so sorry, we couldn't find her mitten



For the "Tell Me About It " contest



Written by Jack Horne
Categories: childhood

Bye Bye, Baby

As this poem was being written,
A small boy appeared to be smitten.
He loved his baby brother,
But then he asked his mother,
‘Please can we swap him for a kitten?’

Brotherly Love
Jack Horne
24th April 2011


Written by Paloma Walker
Categories: children, funny

Kitten Named Sue

There once was a kitten named Sue.
She found one mitten, or two.
She chewed all day long.
'Till all of it was gone.
Now she has nothing to do.


Written by Joyce Johnson
Categories: children

Lazy and Late

There is a young kitten from Prague
Who sleeps every day like a log.
To meals he's so late
His brothers won't wait,
And now he must eat with the hog.




For Deborah's limerick contest



Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: bird, cat, giggle, home, satire, uplifting, voice,

Cagey Canary Cat Caught

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let me take a bow.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: celebrity,

A Sex Kitten

Will we ever see the likes of Norma Jean That Hollywood bombshell that hit the scene A real sex kitten All us guys smitten Won't be another like this yummy sex machine


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: cat, silly, snow,

Freezing Kitten

As I was walking in the snow,
A freezing kitten me-owed on my toe;
  I bent down to kiss her,
  But I must've missed her---
'Cuz her fur tasted just like mistletoe.


Written by Christuraj Alex
Categories: fun,

Snowman Spoons

Snowman spoons we tenderly made,
Some looked sickle and some looked spade;
Snowmen on cocoa hot,
Lay forethought spot forgot; 
On each, our kitten made a raid…!


29 November 2022


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: pets,

The Purr of a Kitten

Nothing's more endearing than the purr of a kitten And l'm sure they know we're instantly smitten Sly devils these guys are Could probably drive a car Stay helpless, know they'll be fed some chicken


Written by A. P.
Categories: cat, happy, poems, poetry, poets,

The Lovecats

A calico kitten ran by,
Alert and rather spry.
Home she went,
Now she’s spent.
From running into my room just to lie.


Written by John Lawless
Categories: cat, technology,

smooth as silk

They wondered how the bird could trick ‘em
If there was some trick to how to pick ‘em
A bowl of milk
As smooth as silk
Just put them in when they’re a kitten


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: allusion,

A Sex Kitten

Will we ever see the likes of Norma Jean That Hollywood bombshell that hit the screen A real sex kitten Us guys were smitten Will there ever be another like this sex machine