Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, pets,
Has Anyone Seen My Pussy - Bawdy Limerick
My Tomcat drives me up the walls
On neighbourhood kitties he calls
Sired more than one kitten
With sex he is smitten
He’s gonna be losing his balls!
A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
04/30/23
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny
Raccoon's Baby Sittin' Service
MrsCat, I'm bringing back your kitten
I'm completely done with baby sittin'
She cried all day
Not worth the pay
And , so sorry, we couldn't find her mitten
For the "Tell Me About It " contest
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
childhood
Bye Bye, Baby
As this poem was being written,
A small boy appeared to be smitten.
He loved his baby brother,
But then he asked his mother,
‘Please can we swap him for a kitten?’
Brotherly Love
Jack Horne
24th April 2011
Written by
Paloma Walker
Categories:
children, funny
Kitten Named Sue
There once was a kitten named Sue.
She found one mitten, or two.
She chewed all day long.
'Till all of it was gone.
Now she has nothing to do.
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
children
Lazy and Late
There is a young kitten from Prague
Who sleeps every day like a log.
To meals he's so late
His brothers won't wait,
And now he must eat with the hog.
For Deborah's limerick contest
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
bird, cat, giggle, home, satire, uplifting, voice,
Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let me take a bow.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
celebrity,
A Sex Kitten
Will we ever see the likes of Norma Jean
That Hollywood bombshell that hit the scene
A real sex kitten
All us guys smitten
Won't be another like this yummy sex machine
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
cat, silly, snow,
Freezing Kitten
As I was walking in the snow,
A freezing kitten me-owed on my toe;
I bent down to kiss her,
But I must've missed her---
'Cuz her fur tasted just like mistletoe.
Written by
Christuraj Alex
Categories:
fun,
Snowman Spoons
Snowman spoons we tenderly made,
Some looked sickle and some looked spade;
Snowmen on cocoa hot,
Lay forethought spot forgot;
On each, our kitten made a raid…!
29 November 2022
Written by
A. P.
Categories:
cat, happy, poems, poetry, poets,
The Lovecats
A calico kitten ran by,
Alert and rather spry.
Home she went,
Now she’s spent.
From running into my room just to lie.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
pets,
The Purr of a Kitten
Nothing's more endearing than the purr of a kitten
And l'm sure they know we're instantly smitten
Sly devils these guys are
Could probably drive a car
Stay helpless, know they'll be fed some chicken
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
cat, technology,
smooth as silk
They wondered how the bird could trick ‘em
If there was some trick to how to pick ‘em
A bowl of milk
As smooth as silk
Just put them in when they’re a kitten
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
allusion,
A Sex Kitten
Will we ever see the likes of Norma Jean
That Hollywood bombshell that hit the screen
A real sex kitten
Us guys were smitten
Will there ever be another like this sex machine