Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny,
A Full Frontal Attack
Once was a fellow named Jack
All the ladies wanted a tussle in the sack
To caress his body
Maybe try some karate
Perhaps even a full frontal attack
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
joy,
A Free Frontal Attack
Once was a fellow named Jack
Ladies wanted a tussle in the sack
To caress his body
Maybe try some karate
Perhaps maybe even a full-frontal attack
Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
humorous,
Florida Man 5
A Florida man went to the park,
did martial arts there after dark.
His wax more off than on,
he karate-kicked swans
and yelled at the cranes on a lark.
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Actual headline: "Florida Man Arrested in Local Park for 'Practicing Karate' on Swans"