Limerick Poems About Karate | Karate Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny,

A Full Frontal Attack



Once was a fellow named Jack All the ladies wanted a tussle in the sack To caress his body Maybe try some karate Perhaps even a full frontal attack

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: joy,

A Free Frontal Attack



Once was a fellow named Jack Ladies wanted a tussle in the sack To caress his body Maybe try some karate Perhaps maybe even a full-frontal attack


Poem Details | by Jeff Kyser |
Categories: humorous,

Florida Man 5

A Florida man went to the park, did martial arts there after dark. His wax more off than on, he karate-kicked swans and yelled at the cranes on a lark.
---------- Actual headline: "Florida Man Arrested in Local Park for 'Practicing Karate' on Swans"