Limerick Poems About Kangaroo | Kangaroo Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Zoo Limerick

A struggle ensued at the zoo

when King Lion met Jack Kangaroo.

Leo tried to attack,

but Jack fired right back:

"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"


For Geraldine Taylor's  The Creative Collective Anthology Series - Comic Version

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Poem Details | by Tay M |
Categories: animals, friendship,

K

Katie Kangaroo was keen,
'Koala!' she had just seen,
'K!' said Koala,
And her name was Karla,
Which was why Katie's so keen.



Poem Details | by Super Star |
Categories: children, children, fun, kid,

The girl from Peru

There once was a girl from Peru
Who really wanted to be a kangaroo,
so she hopped up and down 
in her frilly night gown
and ended up in the loo!


Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: animals

A Kangaroo Named Joe

A young ‘roo in Australia named Joe
At work, he was a no-call no-show
His boss he annoyed
He’s now unemployed
Where he works now, we really don’t know


Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: animals

Zany Zoo

Last time I visited the zoo
I chatted with Mama Kangaroo.
She worried that as she hopped about,
Her infant roo would tumble out.
So I lent her my tube of Crazy Glue.







Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: adventure, animal, nursery rhyme,

Dreamstime Down Under

Matilda blew her didgeridoo
With wallabies hopping two by two
Some dingoes dropped by 
To eat Shepherd's pie
Then off they went with a kangaroo.


Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: anti bullying,

The kangaroo man

I've read the limerick written by you, ol' bloke
Gotta tell ya, Mate, as a limerick it's a joke
I'll throw my lines in the ring
Go ahead and take a swing
A bulldog packs a wallop with every poke


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, conflict, jealousy,

A Taste of Honey

There once was a sly kangaroo
Who was jealous of Winnie-the-Poo
   He tasted Poo's honey
   She found that un-funny
Warning: "My jar's not for you to unscrew!"


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: africa, animal, music, silly,

A big leap

There once was a rhino from Timbuktu
Who considered himself a kangaroo--
   He took a big leap
   Landed all in a heap--
Sat up and played taps on his kazoo.


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, humor, sick, strength,

Super Roo

There once was an athletic kangaroo
Who came down with a bad case of the flu --
   He sneezed really loud
   Jumped over a cloud -- 
Landed with a red cape and an achoo


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

A Fairy Or A King



Dreams are amazing, you can be a fairy or a king A champion boxer, a cartoon character, about anything You can be female or male A kangaroo, a flock of quail The mind is unlimited, you could even be an ugly duckling


Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Ouch

Ouch!

A hard nut from Burnham on Crouch
Got bit by a crocodile, ouch
He snuck from the zoo
With a bush kangaroo
And a dead crocodile in its pouch


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humor,

You Don't know Jack


When King Lion met Jack Kangaroo,
quite a struggle ensued at the zoo.
Leo tried to attack,
but Jack fired then right back:
"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"

Submitted March 1, 2021
for L Milton Hankins' Limericks In Honor Of StPatrick's Day Poetry Contest



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Koala Bears



Koala Bears are cute li'l Aussie animals Except for their smell, it could clear your passages Told my Aussie lass Who had a real sweet bum Lost my kangaroo when she tickled my apparatus


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: beauty,

Leaping Kangaroos



My heart starts leaping like a kangaroo When I see you standing there wearing just shoes With eyes all aglow Leaping to and fro Ogling your attributes, great sweat balls I accrue


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: health,

Melbourne

Coronavirus Down Under
Was caused by a major blunder
A kangaroo court
Supported cavort
Spreading the virus asunder


Poem Details | by David Drowley |
Categories: animal, hurt, nonsense, pain,

Zoo

I was once hopped up to visit the zoo
Until hopped upon by a kangaroo.
Never met such a female grouch!
She beat me until in her pouch
A can of snoose I placed for her to chew


Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: animal, humor,

A Naturalist Living in Perth

A naturalist living in Perth [A man of considerable girth] Snagged an old kangaroo For an American zoo And shipped it off to Texas, (Fort Worth)
Written April 29, 2021


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Kangaroo Court

Pursued by a kangaroo click
The girl jumped on her pogo stick
Flashing her tush
Out in the bush
It was over pretty damn quick!


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, giggle,

Leaping Limericks

 Four lines -- seven, eight, nine:*
 kaleidoscopic kangaroo
 leaping 'cross lagoons of blue
    splashed peripatetic porcupine
    who shot a quill at her behind



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*The next 4 lines have 7, 8, or 9 syllables...