Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
A struggle ensued at the zoo
when King Lion met Jack Kangaroo.
Leo tried to attack,
but Jack fired right back:
"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"
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Poem Details | by
Tay M |
Categories:
animals, friendship,
Katie Kangaroo was keen,
'Koala!' she had just seen,
'K!' said Koala,
And her name was Karla,
Which was why Katie's so keen.
Poem Details | by
Super Star |
Categories:
children, children, fun, kid,
There once was a girl from Peru
Who really wanted to be a kangaroo,
so she hopped up and down
in her frilly night gown
and ended up in the loo!
Poem Details | by
Robert Pettit |
Categories:
animals
A young ‘roo in Australia named Joe
At work, he was a no-call no-show
His boss he annoyed
He’s now unemployed
Where he works now, we really don’t know
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
animals
Last time I visited the zoo
I chatted with Mama Kangaroo.
She worried that as she hopped about,
Her infant roo would tumble out.
So I lent her my tube of Crazy Glue.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
adventure, animal, nursery rhyme,
Matilda blew her didgeridoo
With wallabies hopping two by two
Some dingoes dropped by
To eat Shepherd's pie
Then off they went with a kangaroo.
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
anti bullying,
I've read the limerick written by you, ol' bloke
Gotta tell ya, Mate, as a limerick it's a joke
I'll throw my lines in the ring
Go ahead and take a swing
A bulldog packs a wallop with every poke
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, conflict, jealousy,
There once was a sly kangaroo
Who was jealous of Winnie-the-Poo
He tasted Poo's honey
She found that un-funny
Warning: "My jar's not for you to unscrew!"
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
africa, animal, music, silly,
There once was a rhino from Timbuktu
Who considered himself a kangaroo--
He took a big leap
Landed all in a heap--
Sat up and played taps on his kazoo.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, humor, sick, strength,
There once was an athletic kangaroo
Who came down with a bad case of the flu --
He sneezed really loud
Jumped over a cloud --
Landed with a red cape and an achoo
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Dreams are amazing, you can be a fairy or a king
A champion boxer, a cartoon character, about anything
You can be female or male
A kangaroo, a flock of quail
The mind is unlimited, you could even be an ugly duckling
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
humor,
When King Lion met Jack Kangaroo,
quite a struggle ensued at the zoo.
Leo tried to attack,
but Jack fired then right back:
"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"
Submitted March 1, 2021
for L Milton Hankins' Limericks In Honor Of StPatrick's Day Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Ouch!
A hard nut from Burnham on Crouch
Got bit by a crocodile, ouch
He snuck from the zoo
With a bush kangaroo
And a dead crocodile in its pouch
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Koala Bears are cute li'l Aussie animals
Except for their smell, it could clear your passages
Told my Aussie lass
Who had a real sweet bum
Lost my kangaroo when she tickled my apparatus
Poem Details | by
David Drowley |
Categories:
animal, hurt, nonsense, pain,
I was once hopped up to visit the zoo
Until hopped upon by a kangaroo.
Never met such a female grouch!
She beat me until in her pouch
A can of snoose I placed for her to chew
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
health,
Coronavirus Down Under
Was caused by a major blunder
A kangaroo court
Supported cavort
Spreading the virus asunder
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
animal, humor,
A naturalist living in Perth
[A man of considerable girth]
Snagged an old kangaroo
For an American zoo
And shipped it off to Texas, (Fort Worth)
Written April 29, 2021
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Pursued by a kangaroo click
The girl jumped on her pogo stick
Flashing her tush
Out in the bush
It was over pretty damn quick!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
beauty,
My heart starts leaping like a kangaroo
When I see you standing there wearing just shoes
With eyes all aglow
Leaping to and fro
Ogling your attributes, great sweat balls I accrue
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, giggle,
Four lines -- seven, eight, nine:*
kaleidoscopic kangaroo
leaping 'cross lagoons of blue
splashed peripatetic porcupine
who shot a quill at her behind
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*The next 4 lines have 7, 8, or 9 syllables...
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
A young kangaroo pickpocket
Got nabbed when she tried to hock it
But Joey saw
Sex in the raw
And damned if he did not cock it!