Limerick Poems About Kangaroo | Kangaroo Limerick Poems
Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: funny,

Zoo Limerick

A struggle ensued at the zoo

when King Lion met Jack Kangaroo.

Leo tried to attack,

but Jack fired right back:

"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"


For Geraldine Taylor's  The Creative Collective Anthology Series - Comic Version


Written by Tay M
Categories: animals, friendship,

K

Katie Kangaroo was keen,
'Koala!' she had just seen,
'K!' said Koala,
And her name was Karla,
Which was why Katie's so keen.



Written by Super Star
Categories: children, children, fun, kid,

The Girl From Peru

There once was a girl from Peru
Who really wanted to be a kangaroo,
so she hopped up and down 
in her frilly night gown
and ended up in the loo!


Written by Joyce Johnson
Categories: animals

Zany Zoo

Last time I visited the zoo
I chatted with Mama Kangaroo.
She worried that as she hopped about,
Her infant roo would tumble out.
So I lent her my tube of Crazy Glue.


Written by Robert Pettit
Categories: animals

A Kangaroo Named Joe

A young ‘roo in Australia named Joe
At work, he was a no-call no-show
His boss he annoyed
He’s now unemployed
Where he works now, we really don’t know



Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: adventure, animal, nursery rhyme,

Dreamstime Down Under

Matilda blew her didgeridoo
With wallabies hopping two by two
Some dingoes dropped by 
To eat Shepherd's pie
Then off they went with a kangaroo.


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, conflict, jealousy,

A Taste of Honey

There once was a sly kangaroo
Who was jealous of Winnie-the-Poo
   He tasted Poo's honey
   She found that un-funny
Warning: "My jar's not for you to unscrew!"


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: africa, animal, music, silly,

A Big Leap

There once was a rhino from Timbuktu
Who considered himself a kangaroo--
   He took a big leap
   Landed all in a heap--
Sat up and played taps on his kazoo.


Written by Mark Koplin
Categories: anti bullying,

The Kangaroo Man

I've read the limerick written by you, ol' bloke
Gotta tell ya, Mate, as a limerick it's a joke
I'll throw my lines in the ring
Go ahead and take a swing
A bulldog packs a wallop with every poke


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, humor, sick, strength,

Super Roo

There once was an athletic kangaroo
Who came down with a bad case of the flu --
   He sneezed really loud
   Jumped over a cloud -- 
Landed with a red cape and an achoo


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

A Fairy Or a King

Dreams are amazing, you can be a fairy or a king A champion boxer, a cartoon character, about anything You can be female or male A kangaroo, a flock of quail The mind is unlimited, you could even be an ugly duckling


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Koala Bears

Koala Bears are cute li'l Aussie animals Except for their smell, it could clear your passages Told my Aussie lass Who had a real sweet bum Lost my kangaroo when she tickled my apparatus


Written by David Drowley
Categories: animal, hurt, nonsense, pain,

Zoo

I was once hopped up to visit the zoo
Until hopped upon by a kangaroo.
Never met such a female grouch!
She beat me until in her pouch
A can of snoose I placed for her to chew.


Written by Terry Flood
Categories: animal, humorous,

Ouch

Ouch!

A hard nut from Burnham on Crouch
Got bit by a crocodile, ouch
He snuck from the zoo
With a bush kangaroo
And a dead crocodile in its pouch


Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: humor,

You Don'T Know Jack

When King Lion met Jack Kangaroo,
quite a struggle ensued at the zoo.
Leo tried to attack,
but Jack fired then right back:
"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"

Submitted March 1, 2021
for L Milton Hankins' Limericks In Honor Of StPatrick's Day Poetry Contest


Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: animal, humor,

A Naturalist Living In Perth

A naturalist living in Perth [A man of considerable girth] Snagged an old kangaroo For an American zoo And shipped it off to Texas, (Fort Worth)
Written April 29, 2021


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, giggle,

Leaping Limericks

Four lines -- seven, eight, nine:*
 kaleidoscopic kangaroo
 leaping 'cross lagoons of blue
    splashed peripatetic porcupine
    who shot a quill at her behind



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*The next 4 lines have 7, 8, or 9 syllables...


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Kangaroo Court

Pursued by a kangaroo click
The girl jumped on her pogo stick
Flashing her tush
Out in the bush
It was over pretty damn quick!


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: health,

Melbourne

Coronavirus Down Under
Was caused by a major blunder
A kangaroo court
Supported cavort
Spreading the virus asunder


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Southern Cross

A young kangaroo pickpocket
Got nabbed when she tried to hock it
But Joey saw
Sex in the raw
And damned if he did not cock it!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: beauty,

Leaping Kangaroos

My heart starts leaping like a kangaroo When I see you standing there wearing just shoes With eyes all aglow Leaping to and fro Ogling your attributes, great sweat balls I accrue


Written by Jim Slaughter
Categories: humor,

Endangered Species

An evil kangaroo poacher from Perth
Rousted rare 'roos for all they were worth.
But, one day as he wrangled,
In his noose he got tangled,
Now of kangaroo poachers from Perth there's a dearth.


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: animal, destiny, food, fun, giggle, humor, moving on,

hopping glad

there once was a cook kangaroo

who escaped an animal zoo

her hop bake and grin

did fortunate win

head chef at a circus revue.


Written by Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories: humor, humorous,

From Ballerina Dreams to Boxing Rings


A kangaroo, quite fond of a hop,
Tried to join a ballet troupe's top.
He leaped with such grace,
Then landed on face,
"Perhaps boxing," he muttered, "won't flop."

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