Limerick Poems About Jump | Jump Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor, january,

Jan You Wary

The Russians, of course, think its cool
To jump in an icy-cold pool
But I'm not a fool
And made a Mule Rule:
Dive only where warmth greets my tool!

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Poem Details | by Tania Kitchin |
Categories: angst, bullying, grief,

Phony Facade

They protest to not be a drama queen
but just can't wait to jump into the scene
Pretending to be a friend
Verbal daggers they extend
Their true colors are now vibrantly seen

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, baby, night,

Paint the Town Connubial

In Aussie-land dwell the marsupials
By night they paint the town connubial
   They make them a joey
   Named Zoey or Chloe
Neighbors jump for joy indubitable

Poem Details | by Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories: adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,

Don'T Disturb the Hive

Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap 
Try to stay on your running feet 
Honey in the hive 
The bees are alive 
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!

Poem Details | by Sneha Rv |
Categories: imagination, wisdom,

Logic Vs Imagination

Logic will get you from A to BImagination will take you everywhere
- Albert Einstein

Using wit and logic here and there
May help you out in times of despair -
But if you jump from the sky,
And think you could fly
Imagining does take you EVERYWHERE!

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: places,

On Your Visit To Mars

Three times higher on Mars you can jump,

which is great, but you'll sure be a grump

if you visit the spot

so incredibly hot

that the sun, when it's close, roasts your rump! 

For the Life On Mars Poetry Contest of  Brian Davey

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friendship,


Another new friend here on the Soup Is Mo, for her I'd jump through hoops Lives in our capital She's still quite rational Couriered her way into my poop!

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humorous,

In Utah's Salt Lake

When in Utah, fat Patty took note
on the surface of Salt Lake, folks float.
So she took a great jump,
but she sank like a lump,
and her splash could have capsized a boat!

July 18, 2019

Poem Details | by Chris Matt |
Categories: childhood

Basketball Shoes

My basketball sneakers could make me fly
In fourth grade I could jump so high
I wasn't the best on the team
But I was in my dream
With those shoes, I swear I could touch the sky.

Poem Details | by Daniel Cwiak |
Categories: imagination, introspection, life, nostalgia, sports


There was a time when I stood tall

             Especially in college, playing NCAA Volleyball.

   Oh, the trips we went on to the various meets

             Winning and losing in those much vaunted heats.

   We weren't great then, now I can't jump at all.

Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

There Once Was a Pig

There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!

Poem Details | by Nandita Das |
Categories: funny, nonsense,

Killing With Kindness

When Ben's beliefs they tried to stifle
He decided to jump off the Eiffel
Being of magnanimous mind
Uncle was exceedingly kind
Instead offering him his new, automatic rifle.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: beach, children, summer,

Too Excited

My swimmers on, to the beach I ran,
Across the hot, white, squirming sand,
The first wave faced knocked me rotten,
My dad had told me but I'd forgotten,
Jump the waves son if you can.

Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: funny,

The Final Trumpet

When Gabriel sounds the trumpet
There'll be no time for crumpets
You'll stand and wait
At the Pearly Gate
But you won't be able to jump it

Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

A Gentle Prod

When athletics have no consequence,
The long jump and high jump make no sense,
You can still leap ten feet,
Even hurdle a street,
If you lean on an electric fence.

Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: nonsense,

Sex Change

We once knew a fella named Abel,
Who loved to jump razor wire cable,
One day he made a slip;
Heard a howl and a rip...
So now we address him as Mabel.

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, giggle, golf,

Par For the Course - a Bit Bawdy

There is a golfer from Lima, Peru
        On each of his balls, a llama tattooed
          Up and down his scores jump
          Like a llama's big hump
        As soon as his fans cheer, they have to boo

Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: fish, funny,

Felipe the Fish

I once heard of a young fish named, Felipe
Who floated up to consider a leap
His friends did shout
For him to jump out
But he was afraid the air was too deep

Poem Details | by Marrissa Kamckey- Harms |
Categories: funny, happiness, life, prayer,

Falling Down- Trochee

Every time I take a step,
I end up falling down.
Legs flying throw the air,
Making me look like a clown.

Though if I jump up in the sky,
Holding a simple prayer in my mind.
I fly....
Only to land on my behind!:-)

Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: adventure, funny,

Large Leap

I always wanted to jump out of an airplane
My friends they would tell me that I was just insane
I took me a chance
but I lost my pants
Giving the ladies a peek at my candy cane

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Grand Canyon Jump

This is an ode to Sally-Jo,
Her silver spurs and the horse she rode,
As their mighty leap slowly unwound
They jumped the Grand Canyon in a single bound,
But it was deemed wind assisted as a hurricane blowed.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Sack Races

Jumping Jim just loved his sack,
  Two feet in he'd jump up and back,
   He went in sack races every time
 He and his sack had a chance to shine,
Just a shame it's not an event on the track.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Lady From Beirut

I know a nice lady who lives in Beirut She's very popular here on The Soup A soft kind of soul My heart she once stole If asked she would jump through hoops © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Bill Frew |
Categories: fantasy


you are my brazen buttercup
for you, little wee frogs will jump up!

            a new spring has sprung
            as you look into the sun,

and await your best friend, Miss Tulip!

Poem Details | by Margaret Foster |
Categories: funny

New Me

Each morning I jump on the wii I run and I jog and I ski I give it my best then I take the test to find there’s much more of me