I love a good rhythimic beat
I can imitate a drum with the pounding of my feet
Whether it's rock & roll or rap
A stadium amp or a backwards cap
Any type of music makes me get out of my seat
The Tonight show is once more a big hit
Since Johnny and Jay left, we worried quite a bit
But Jimmy came in time
With his lip-syncs sublime
As they prance around, the hilarity won't quit
© Jack Ellison 2015
Limerick : Once a Pathan paid for a brandy
Once a Pathan paid for a brandy
While in the company of (a) Dandy
Dandy was all so gay
He squealed like a blue jay
While Pathan jumped up on his bounty.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
There once was a dairy farmer named Jay
Who worked real hard amidst cow stench all day
He announced to his wife
"My work's no kind of life
Hey, Honey, how 'bout a roll in the hay?"
Since Jay decided to be a poster child
He’s reined in his tendency to go wild
He’s quiet as a mouse
Dead silence in the house
To laryngitis for aye reconciled
A birdfeeder hangs on the oak tree.
The sparrows all come there to eat free.
One day a Blue Jay,
Chased them all away.
The Hawk said “Hooray” dinner for me!
The baseball season is a month away
The Jays will be a factor if Vlady has his way
This year you can trust
He will shake things up like no other Jay
A jay who was quite cavalier,
Was afraid people thought he was queer,
Other birds would just gloat,
At his colourful coat,
And the way that he waggled his rear!