Limerick Poems About Jay | Jay Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Shane Solomon |
Categories: music

Sittin On a Parkbench Waitin For Jethro Tull Or Jay-Z

I love a good rhythimic beat
I can imitate a drum with the pounding of my feet
Whether it's rock & roll or rap
A stadium amp or a backwards cap
Any type of music makes me get out of my seat

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: tribute,

Fallon's Lip-Sync Battles

The Tonight show is once more a big hit Since Johnny and Jay left, we worried quite a bit But Jimmy came in time With his lip-syncs sublime As they prance around, the hilarity won't quit © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a Pathan Paid For a Brandy

Limerick : Once a Pathan paid for a brandy

Once a Pathan paid for a brandy
While in the company of (a) Dandy
Dandy was all so gay
He squealed like a blue jay
While Pathan jumped up on his bounty.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: farm, lust, wife, work,

A Life of Milk, a Wife of Honey

There once was a dairy farmer named Jay
Who worked real hard amidst cow stench all day
   He announced to his wife
   "My work's no kind of life
Hey, Honey, how 'bout a roll in the hay?"

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: child, silence,

Name That Poster

Since Jay decided to be a poster child
He’s reined in his tendency to go wild
   He’s quiet as a mouse
   Dead silence in the house
To laryngitis for aye reconciled

Poem Details | by Terri Stiles |
Categories: animal, silly, summer,

The Bird Feeder

A birdfeeder hangs on the oak tree.
The sparrows all come there to eat free.
One day a Blue Jay,
Chased them all away.
The Hawk said “Hooray” dinner for me!

Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: bird, funny,

Wildlife 30

Wildlife 30

A jay who was quite cavalier,
Was afraid people thought he was queer,
Other birds would just gloat,
At his colourful coat,
And the way that he waggled his rear!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebration,

Vlady Jr

The baseball season is a month away The Jays will be a factor if Vlady has his way Personality plus This year you can trust He will shake things up like no other Jay