Limerick Poems About Jay | Jay Limerick Poems
Written by Shane Solomon
Categories: music

Sittin On a Parkbench Waitin For Jethro Tull Or Jay-Z

I love a good rhythimic beat
I can imitate a drum with the pounding of my feet
Whether it's rock & roll or rap
A stadium amp or a backwards cap
Any type of music makes me get out of my seat


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: tribute,

Fallon's Lip-Sync Battles

The Tonight show is once more a big hit Since Johnny and Jay left, we worried quite a bit But Jimmy came in time With his lip-syncs sublime As they prance around, the hilarity won't quit © Jack Ellison 2015



Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a Pathan Paid For a Brandy

Limerick : Once a Pathan paid for a brandy

Once a Pathan paid for a brandy
While in the company of (a) Dandy
Dandy was all so gay
He squealed like a blue jay
While Pathan jumped up on his bounty.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: farm, lust, wife, work,

A Life of Milk, a Wife of Honey

There once was a dairy farmer named Jay
Who worked real hard amidst cow stench all day
   He announced to his wife
   "My work's no kind of life
Hey, Honey, how 'bout a roll in the hay?"


Written by Terri Stiles
Categories: animal, silly, summer,

The Bird Feeder

A birdfeeder hangs on the oak tree.
The sparrows all come there to eat free.
One day a Blue Jay,
Chased them all away.
The Hawk said “Hooray” dinner for me!



Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: child, silence,

Name That Poster

Since Jay decided to be a poster child
He’s reined in his tendency to go wild
   He’s quiet as a mouse
   Dead silence in the house
To laryngitis for aye reconciled


Written by Tim Riding
Categories: bird, funny,

Wildlife 30

Wildlife 30

A jay who was quite cavalier,
Was afraid people thought he was queer,
Other birds would just gloat,
At his colourful coat,
And the way that he waggled his rear!


Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: fun, giggle, grandparents, son, sweet, uplifting, wedding,

Wedding Day

My parents special wedding day with beautiful flowers in May I should not have been there making grandparents swear why did they want to name me Jay


Written by Chetta Achara
Categories: humor, political,

What you ::don't:: see is what you get

The “Green New Deal” will go down as the largest PONZI SCAM on a global scale! ~Jay McKinsey, 2023

There was a young man from the coast
Whose mind the Democrats stoked
With Green Energy scam
When he couldn't find sand
The man buried his head in the moat!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: celebration,

Vlady Jr

The baseball season is a month away The Jays will be a factor if Vlady has his way Personality plus This year you can trust He will shake things up like no other Jay


Written by Marinus Jansen
Categories: boyfriend, dance, first love, girlfriend, humor, lust,

I said, 'If you truly adore me'

I said, "If you truly adore me, prove it now by tumbling for me." She said, "I can't today, cuz I just tumbled for Jay, and that gave me a really sore knee.