Written by
Shane Solomon
Categories:
music
Sittin On a Parkbench Waitin For Jethro Tull Or Jay-Z
I love a good rhythimic beat
I can imitate a drum with the pounding of my feet
Whether it's rock & roll or rap
A stadium amp or a backwards cap
Any type of music makes me get out of my seat
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
tribute,
Fallon's Lip-Sync Battles
The Tonight show is once more a big hit
Since Johnny and Jay left, we worried quite a bit
But Jimmy came in time
With his lip-syncs sublime
As they prance around, the hilarity won't quit
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once a Pathan Paid For a Brandy
Limerick : Once a Pathan paid for a brandy
Once a Pathan paid for a brandy
While in the company of (a) Dandy
Dandy was all so gay
He squealed like a blue jay
While Pathan jumped up on his bounty.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
farm, lust, wife, work,
A Life of Milk, a Wife of Honey
There once was a dairy farmer named Jay
Who worked real hard amidst cow stench all day
He announced to his wife
"My work's no kind of life
Hey, Honey, how 'bout a roll in the hay?"
Written by
Terri Stiles
Categories:
animal, silly, summer,
The Bird Feeder
A birdfeeder hangs on the oak tree.
The sparrows all come there to eat free.
One day a Blue Jay,
Chased them all away.
The Hawk said “Hooray” dinner for me!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
child, silence,
Name That Poster
Since Jay decided to be a poster child
He’s reined in his tendency to go wild
He’s quiet as a mouse
Dead silence in the house
To laryngitis for aye reconciled
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
bird, funny,
Wildlife 30
Wildlife 30
A jay who was quite cavalier,
Was afraid people thought he was queer,
Other birds would just gloat,
At his colourful coat,
And the way that he waggled his rear!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fun, giggle, grandparents, son, sweet, uplifting, wedding,
Wedding Day
My parents special wedding day
with beautiful flowers in May
I should not have been there
making grandparents swear
why did they want to name me Jay
Written by
Chetta Achara
Categories:
humor, political,
What you ::don't:: see is what you get
The “Green New Deal” will go down as the largest PONZI SCAM on a global scale! ~Jay McKinsey, 2023
There was a young man from the coast
Whose mind the Democrats stoked
With Green Energy scam
When he couldn't find sand
The man buried his head in the moat!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
celebration,
Vlady Jr
The baseball season is a month away
The Jays will be a factor if Vlady has his way
Personality plus
This year you can trust
He will shake things up like no other Jay
Written by
Marinus Jansen
Categories:
boyfriend, dance, first love, girlfriend, humor, lust,
I said, 'If you truly adore me'
I said, "If you truly adore me,
prove it now by tumbling for me."
She said, "I can't today,
cuz I just tumbled for Jay,
and that gave me a really sore knee.