Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Jab-A-Thon
An antelope at the zoo’s gala
Stuck both horns right through a koala
He skewered an ox
And one Arctic fox
They now call him Vlad the impala
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 41
Wildlife 41
A talented 'vocal' impala,
Was deemed by his peers a bit "Ga-Ga"
But he said "I'm a singer!"
Then gave them the finger
And went on to perform in La Scala!!