Limerick Poems About Iguana | Iguana Limerick Poems
Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: funny, giggle,

Iguana

One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!

For john freeman's Giggle 2 Contest


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: nature,

Cheering For An Iguana

Never thought I'd be cheering for an iguana but I did Snakes on Madagascar don't play fair, they're hypocrites Look cute, by crikey But really, gorblimey Ain't the nicest of serpents, eat iguanas and their kids



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: scary,

The Current Iguana

How good was it with Barack Obama Great prez, so sad to say adieu, oh momma What a charmer Much love he garnered Comparisons are glaring with the current iguana


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: animal, pets,

Iguanas

Funny thing happened on my way to the sauna Met a strange-looking man carrying an iguana Perhaps a family pet Not many friends I'll bet Iguanas have the ability to cause a trauma


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: animal,

Cheering For An Iguana

Never thought I'd be cheering for an iguana but I did Snakes on Madagascar don't play fair, they're hypocrites Look cute, by crikey But really, gorblimey Ain't the nicest of serpents, eat iguanas and their kids