Limerick Poems About Iguana | Iguana Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny, giggle,

Iguana

One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nature,

Cheering For An Iguana



Never thought I'd be cheering for an iguana but I did Snakes on Madagascar don't play fair, they're hypocrites Look cute, by crikey But really, gorblimey Ain't the nicest of serpents, eat iguanas and their kids


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: scary,

The Current Iguana



How good was it with Barack Obama Great prez, so sad to say adieu, oh momma What a charmer Much love he garnered Comparisons are glaring with the current iguana


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: animal, pets,

Iguanas



Funny thing happened on my way to the sauna Met a strange-looking man carrying an iguana Perhaps a family pet Not many friends I'll bet Iguanas have the ability to cause a trauma



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: animal,

Cheering For An Iguana



Never thought I'd be cheering for an iguana but I did Snakes on Madagascar don't play fair, they're hypocrites Look cute, by crikey But really, gorblimey Ain't the nicest of serpents, eat iguanas and their kids