Limerick Poems About Hyperbole | Hyperbole Limerick Poems
Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: abuse, baseball, basketball, bullying, culture, golf, hockey,

Hawkers

Hyperbole is a sports cast
Announcers have egos so vast
My ears must have rest
From this lambasting pest
Collection of morons amassed


Author's note: Is it getting worse, or is it just me?


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: abuse, america, crazy, hyperbole, truth, vanity, words,

Life With T-Rump Xxv

The bully-the-pussies fat ass
Doesn't care for our middle class
"America First"
Means the wealthy are nursed
By the troll whose tower is brass



Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: humorous, hyperbole, tribute,

Construction Worker Fred

Construction worker Fred, never snotty
Boastful, self-righteous, or slightly haughty
   They laid him to rest
   Midst tribute the best
Gold-plated, silver-edged Porta-Potty


Written by Trey Hamner
Categories: animal, bird, hyperbole, imagery, metaphor, strength, symbolism,

Two Preying Birds

I'm like a SEAL team commando
After several cups of espresso
I like to dive bomb
With great aplomb
A gyrfalcon? I think so

To poach me is illegal
My name evokes the regal
I reach astonishing speed
When I'm ready to feed
You can call me a golden eagle


Written by Michael Wise
Categories: funny, humorous, hyperbole,

The Snail

I was clean shaven when I
spotted a snail going by
I watched for a while
as he went half a mile
now my beard's reaching down to my thigh



Written by Connie Pachecho
Categories: betrayal, grief, hyperbole,

He Found a Cubic Zirconia In the Rough

He Found A Cubic Zirconia In The Rough


he sat at the bar looking over at her tee
in bold letters it read catch and release me
after a few drinks he was game
closing on the brink of her flame
his shrank as she imparted a handling fee

connie pachecho

4/12/17


Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: hyperbole, identity,

Ain'T

Robert Lawson claimed to be a saint
but some people said that he ain't.
He smirched them
unchurched them.
Now lives in hell a man quite quaint.


Written by David Crandall
Categories: humor, hyperbole, paris, sports,

Armand Duplantis

I sat, uninspired, in my condo
When on TV, no routine John Doe 
Flew above a balloon 
And then over the moon, 
That amazing pole vaulter, Mondo.


Written by Thomas Wells
Categories: america, humor, humorous, hyperbole, political,

Maga Morals

Bobby always voted for Trump.
Liberal elitists said he was a chump.
But QAnon proved they are all cannibals.
Besides, they’re all a bunch of radicals.
Bob only cares for MAGA triumphs.


Written by Thomas Wells
Categories: giggle, humor, humorous, hyperbole, silly,

Old Man From Missouri

There was an old man from Missouri.
Biting his nails, he tended to worry
Taping his fingers to stop the bad habit,
he switched to candy wherever he could grab it,
and once he was full, he always got purry.


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: fear, hyperbole, judgement,

Superstitions Aloysius

    I once knew a man named Aloysius
    Hyperbolic as hell, superstitious
       He avoided black cats
       And ladders without slats
    He seemed to me frankly quite judicious


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: political,

Taxing

Donald Trump rejected Gal-Up poll
Reporting it "was pure hyperbole
"To be honest with you
There is naught I can do
My tax returns fell down that Black Hole!


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: hyperbole, strength,

Golden Curls and the Geek

The stud kicked sand in the face of the geek
Shook his golden curls: "You're so very weak."
   The geek worked out every day
   New muscles proudly displayed
Kicked 'golden curls' halfway to Mozambique


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: health,

Covid-19 Update

China has it under control
Trump continues his hyperbole
Trump dares not admit
He's a lolo twit
The source of our soaring death toll!


Written by R J. Elless
Categories: hyperbole,

Young lady Paige


There's a young lady named paige.
Who kept her bird in a cage.
That bird was missing.
The cat sat grinning.
She said "Dad, I need your gauge."


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: humor, hyperbole, relationship,

Olive Oil Gets Something Off Her Chest

For Donald Trump did Popeye vote
  Olive Oil squealed, "Why, you old goat!"
    Trump is not the best
    Called me, 'MsFlat Breasts'
  Popeye snickered, "Olive, don't gloat."


Written by Jerrold Prothero
Categories: funny, garden, green, humor, humorous, silly, work,

The Limericks Piled in His Yard

The limericks piled in his yard
Made mowing and maintenance hard.
The blade would get stuck
When nonsense it struck,
The handle from hyperbole jarred.