Limerick Poems About Hyena | Hyena Limerick Poems
Written by Kim Merryman
Categories: body, dance, girl,

A Girl Named Sabrina

There once was a girl named Sabrina,
Who wanted to be a ballerina,
But she was a big girl,
Who couldn't even twirl,
And she laughed just like a hyena!

6/15/21


Written by Ugwu Cornelius Chidera
Categories: humor

A Fellow Named Timothy Terna

A fellow named 
Timothy Terna,
was killed by a 
brutalised hyena.
When went him a 
forest,
to pray at a high 
crest,
for God to send 
down bunch of 
manna.



Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: dance, family, sexy,

Tina's No Ballerina

An exotic dancer billed as Tina
Used to writhe on stage like a hyena ~
   Today Tina has four kids
   She mustn't do what she did ~
Now 'Mommy' performs the Macarena


Written by Shirley Hawkins
Categories: 10th grade,

Hyena Hygiene

I do not like the Hyena
This animal couldn't look meaner
It looks scary
Ugly and hairy
And dirty, I'd like him cleaner


Written by Charles Messina
Categories: humor,

I'M No Ballerina

My name is Charles Francis Messina 
I can dance - but I'm no - ballerina 
My toes are too small - and I'd tumble and fall 
Then you'd giggle - like a laughing - hyena 


Example: For my contest



Written by Terry Flood
Categories: humor, passion, rude,

Bullseye

It was such a tiny misdemeanour
In the broom cupboard with the night cleaner
We wouldn't get caught
Or that's what I thought
’till she squealed like a drunken hyena


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: celebrity, remember, rude,

'eddie Haskell'

Do you recall that ornery rascal
  Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' -- 
    Good morning, MrsCleaver
    And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?' --
  Like a laughing hyena ~ or jackal


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: animal,

African Lion Safari

African Lion Safari, a joy to behold Fenced in wildlife, a vast expanse unfolds Lions and tigers at play Hyenas, no favorite I'd say Perhaps an African Hyena Safari of their own


Written by Shirley Hawkins
Categories: 10th grade,

Very Jolly

There once was an ape named Ollie
Who rode around in a trolley
Three hippos in a bath
They made a hyena laugh
As a duck swam holding a brolly


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Mariah Made Into a Messiah

Mariah Made into a Messiah


Remember when we called wind Mariah,
Who we made into a mature Messiah;
Had been said,
From Bible read,
And planned on being a paranoid pariah.
(Also he had brother who was a hyena.)

Jim Horn See if you can out do this poem.

Jim Horn


Written by Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories: animal, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Leo's Laughable Loss


A lion, named Leo, so proud,
Tried to share a joke, quite aloud.
The hyena, named Hank,
Just gave him a yank,
"That's not funny," he howled, in the crowd!

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