Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
body, dance, girl,
A Girl Named Sabrina
There once was a girl named Sabrina,
Who wanted to be a ballerina,
But she was a big girl,
Who couldn't even twirl,
And she laughed just like a hyena!
6/15/21
Written by
Ugwu Cornelius Chidera
Categories:
humor
A Fellow Named Timothy Terna
A fellow named
Timothy Terna,
was killed by a
brutalised hyena.
When went him a
forest,
to pray at a high
crest,
for God to send
down bunch of
manna.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
dance, family, sexy,
Tina's No Ballerina
An exotic dancer billed as Tina
Used to writhe on stage like a hyena ~
Today Tina has four kids
She mustn't do what she did ~
Now 'Mommy' performs the Macarena
Written by
Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
10th grade,
Hyena Hygiene
I do not like the Hyena
This animal couldn't look meaner
It looks scary
Ugly and hairy
And dirty, I'd like him cleaner
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humor,
I'M No Ballerina
My name is Charles Francis Messina
I can dance - but I'm no - ballerina
My toes are too small - and I'd tumble and fall
Then you'd giggle - like a laughing - hyena
Example: For my contest
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
humor, passion, rude,
Bullseye
It was such a tiny misdemeanour
In the broom cupboard with the night cleaner
We wouldn't get caught
Or that's what I thought
’till she squealed like a drunken hyena
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
celebrity, remember, rude,
'eddie Haskell'
Do you recall that ornery rascal
Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' --
Good morning, MrsCleaver
And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?' --
Like a laughing hyena ~ or jackal
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
animal,
African Lion Safari
African Lion Safari, a joy to behold
Fenced in wildlife, a vast expanse unfolds
Lions and tigers at play
Hyenas, no favorite I'd say
Perhaps an African Hyena Safari of their own
Written by
Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
10th grade,
Very Jolly
There once was an ape named Ollie
Who rode around in a trolley
Three hippos in a bath
They made a hyena laugh
As a duck swam holding a brolly
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Mariah Made Into a Messiah
Mariah Made into a Messiah
Remember when we called wind Mariah,
Who we made into a mature Messiah;
Had been said,
From Bible read,
And planned on being a paranoid pariah.
(Also he had brother who was a hyena.)
Jim Horn See if you can out do this poem.
Jim Horn
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
animal, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Leo's Laughable Loss
A lion, named Leo, so proud,
Tried to share a joke, quite aloud.
The hyena, named Hank,
Just gave him a yank,
"That's not funny," he howled, in the crowd!
©bfa032225