Limerick Poems About Hyena | Hyena Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by UGWU CORNELIUS CHIDERA |
Categories: humor

A FELLOW NAMED TIMOTHY TERNA

A fellow named 
Timothy Terna,
was killed by a 
brutalised hyena.
When went him a 
forest,
to pray at a high 
crest,
for God to send 
down bunch of 
manna.

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Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: body, dance, girl,

A Girl Named Sabrina

There once was a girl named Sabrina,
Who wanted to be a ballerina,
But she was a big girl,
Who couldn't even twirl,
And she laughed just like a hyena!

6/15/21

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Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: dance, family, sexy,

Tina's No Ballerina

An exotic dancer billed as Tina
Used to writhe on stage like a hyena ~
   Today Tina has four kids
   She mustn't do what she did ~
Now 'Mommy' performs the Macarena

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Poem Details | by Charles Messina |
Categories: humor,

I'm No Ballerina

My name is Charles Francis Messina 
I can dance - but I'm no - ballerina 
My toes are too small - and I'd tumble and fall 
Then you'd giggle - like a laughing - hyena 


Example: For my contest

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Mariah Made into a Messiah

Mariah Made into a Messiah


Remember when we called wind Mariah,
Who we made into a mature Messiah;
Had been said,
From Bible read,
And planned on being a paranoid pariah.
(Also he had brother who was a hyena.)

Jim Horn See if you can out do this poem.

Jim Horn

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: animal,

African Lion Safari

African Lion Safari, a joy to behold
Fenced in wildlife, a vast expanse unfolds
Lions and tigers at play
Hyenas, no favorite I'd say
Perhaps an African Hyena Safari of their own

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Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: humor, passion, rude,

Bullseye

It was such a tiny misdemeanour
In the broom cupboard with the night cleaner
We wouldn't get caught
Or that's what I thought
’till she squealed like a drunken hyena

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Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

Hyena Hygiene

I do not like the Hyena
This animal couldn't look meaner
It looks scary
Ugly and hairy
And dirty, I'd like him cleaner

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Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

Very Jolly

There once was an ape named Ollie
Who rode around in a trolley
Three hippos in a bath
They made a hyena laugh
As a duck swam holding a brolly

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Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: celebrity, remember, rude,

'Eddie Haskell'

  Do you recall that ornery rascal
  Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' -- 
    Good morning, MrsCleaver
    And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?' --
  Like a laughing hyena ~ or jackal

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