Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
fun, humor, humorous,
The Green Hornet
The costume of the Green Hornet
Had no red thereon to adorn it
- He cried; he whined
- Oh! How he pined
‘Cause Superman’s the one who had worn it.
5/20/2015
Written by
Bryn Strudwick
Categories:
food,
Hard To Swallow
HARD TO SWALLOW
Last summer I bought an ice cream
But although the taste was supreme
While eating my cornet
I swallowed a hornet
When I think about it I scream
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,
Crazy Tether Ball Playing Hornet
A crazy tether ball playing hornet
Fell on her head over the game’s rope net
Her mamma said “What?”
She fell on her butt.
Accidentally showing her pink corset.
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
animal, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Horace's Horn-ible Harmony
A hornet, named Horace, so grand,
Tried to join a brass marching band.
He buzzed a low note,
Made the tuba man choke,
"That's not music," he yelled, "understand?"
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