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Limerick Poems About Hilarious
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
tribute,
Laughter
Her limericks posted on Soup
are full of the merits of poop,
of farts and of pee,
of laxatives' glee,
and hard ons - or those with a droop!
For my hilarious friend Jan Allison
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
hilarious,
If I Were An Oscar Meyer Donut
If I were an Oscar Meyer donut
Living in a Pacific Island hut
I’d be sweet and sincere
And drink all your light beer
Scruffy beach bum sugar hair like a mutt.
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
betrayal, caregiving, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, perspective,
The Pot I Got
A plant in a pot so fantastic
I watered for months like a spastic
'till the day that I found
to its pot it was bound -
that plant had been molded from plastic!
Written by
Regina Mcintosh
Categories:
appreciation, fun, funny, giggle, happy, hilarious, humor,
Laughter Is the Best Medicine
I know a creative soul named Jan
She births laughter - it’s surely her plan
Giggles must shadow her
Her wit creates a stir
She’s funnier than most any man
Paean On Poets Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico
March 26, 2022
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
crazy, death, funny, hilarious, horror, humor, humorous,
Lizzie Borden
(Limerick)
When Lizzie (Borden) saw what she's done
Thought to herself that was so much fun
So she whack them again
And again and again
Then laughed aloud at what she's done!
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,
Girl From Nantucket
I once knew a girl from Nantucket
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it
Just not clean enough for contests---lol
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Batman and Robin
Batman and Robin were done!
Out cold, on a road, via stun-gun!
- ‘long came a truck
- both of them struck
Now it’s just: “Flatman” and “Ribbon”
5/17/2014
Written by
Edward Ebbs
Categories:
family, funny, life,
Beers and Tears
Men measure life by the number of beers
Women measure life by the flow of tears
It is when the dad farts
His wife moans in her heart
Because her own children laugh and cheer
Edward J Ebbs - October 11, 2011
Written for a poem Contest, Limericks Hilarious
Written by
Kp Nunez
Categories:
adventure, funny, hilarious, holiday, humorous,
The Adventures of Jim the Trim - Holiday Cruise
On Jim the Trim's cruise, in a luxury liner
He was asked to be frisked, what a stinger!
You see, the alarm went off
He was taken and 'cuffed
Wee metal marbles, found in his boxer.
KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
18 April 2015
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,
Hedgehog - Adult
I ONCE MET A MAN IN PORN
WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN
NO TWITTER NOR BLOG
THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG
HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN
Written by
Ugwu Cornelius Chidera
Categories:
hilarious,
A Fulani Man
There once was a fulani man,
whose cow was in society ban'.
He bought for't a book
which is greenish in look.
"These are leaves" said the fulani man.
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Hold This
Caesar to Brutus (in strife):
“I fear you’ve taken my Life …”
- I thought you meant
- It would be lent,
When you said: “Here … hold my knife”
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Iq of a Grape
From prison he tried to escape
But, had the IQ of a grape
… His rocket (mis-wired)
… Quickly backfired
Now he’s all over the landscape
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Lipstick
“Be this lipstick on your collar, McNeer?”,
The question inside him struck fear
- But, a lie he’d not tell
- “ ‘T was ye sister, Belle …”
Funerals' tomorrow I hear.
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, money,
Where To
My payday's a monthly event
But.‘fore it’s here - it's been spent
… Search ever’ where
… Wonderin’ where
All that money has … went?
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
city, funny, girl, hilarious, paris, silly, travel,
A Girl From France
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE
WHO DANCED ON STAGE WITH NO PANTS
SHE SHOWED OFF HER TUSH
BUT NEVER HER BUSH
SHE LEFT THE CROWD IN A TRANCE
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
anti bullying, funny, giggle, hair, hilarious, humor,
little shopper
a woman who stood four foot two
went shopping to buy some shampoo
with shoppers aghast
a snob clerk let blast
madam what a meager hairdo.
Written by
Vicki Acquah
Categories:
funny, hilarious,
The Clowns For Contest
Once there were clowns in a circus,
Whose clown's knew not of their purpose.
None, laughed at their tricks.
Nor their slaps and kicks;
Because Nuns hate fracas,n ruckus.
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor,
Laugh Loser
There was a stand-up joke maker
Whose act was a crowd shaker.
She was highly hilarious
But found to be nefarious.
Now her fans in hordes forsaker.
Written by
Mack Toler
Categories:
fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Cajun Santa's Last Stop
Santa came last night spreading Christmas cheer
He said I'm finished now , until next year
He said no more dodging poo
Its over what do I do
That's easy Santa, I gave him a beer
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Slow Suicide
McNeer couldn’t take it no mo’
By rope-in-tree he would go
- Nerve’s gone I fear
- It’s been near a year
(He’s waitin’ for the saplin’ to grow!)
Written by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole
Categories:
cat, character, culture, hilarious, humorous, words, work,
Scotland In Pawn's Dreams
Scotland in Pawn's Dreams
A visit to Scotland in Pawn’s dreams
Means grinding and riding little steams
Bout clouds know how to mark
Send battered skin as stark
And then kitty cat walks in sunbeams
5/5/2014
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
dance, funny, girl, hilarious, humorous, paris, silly,
Another Girl From France
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE
ON THE STREET SHE WOULD SING AND DANCE
ONE DAY THERE WAS SUCH A HUSH
‘CAUSE SHE SHOWED A BIT OF TUSH
WHEN SHE RIPPED OUT THE SEAM OF HER PANTS
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny, hilarious,
Bald Facts
Hair today, gone tomorrow,
My follicles falling to my sorrow,
Ten thousand dollars to my surgeon,
Some people think I might be splurgin',
But I can't wait for my new hair to grow.
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
addiction, food, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Crackers and Cheese
(Limerick)
There was an old man who loved crackers.
But got beat up by lots of attackers.
He went to his house
And talked to his mouse
Who said " Go, bring me more cheese and crack'rs!
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
September 8, 2014