Limerick Poems About Hilarious | Hilarious Limerick Poems
Written by Jack Horne
Categories: tribute,

Laughter

Her limericks posted on Soup
are full of the merits of poop,
of farts and of pee,
of laxatives' glee,
and hard ons - or those with a droop!

For my hilarious friend Jan Allison


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: hilarious,

If I Were An Oscar Meyer Donut

If I were an Oscar Meyer donut
Living in a Pacific Island hut
I’d be sweet and sincere
And drink all your light beer
Scruffy beach bum sugar hair like a mutt.



Written by CayCay Jennings
Categories: betrayal, caregiving, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, perspective,

The Pot I Got

A plant in a pot so fantastic
I watered for months like a spastic
'till the day that I found
to its pot it was bound -
that plant had been molded from plastic!



Written by Regina Mcintosh
Categories: appreciation, fun, funny, giggle, happy, hilarious, humor,

Laughter Is the Best Medicine

I know a creative soul named Jan She births laughter - it’s surely her plan Giggles must shadow her Her wit creates a stir She’s funnier than most any man Paean On Poets Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico March 26, 2022


Written by Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories: crazy, death, funny, hilarious, horror, humor, humorous,

Lizzie Borden

(Limerick)

When Lizzie (Borden) saw what she's done
Thought to herself that was so much fun
So she whack them again
And again and again
Then laughed aloud at what she's done!


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


09.16.2014



Written by Jerry T Curtis
Categories: adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,

Girl From Nantucket

I once knew a girl from Nantucket 
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it


Just not clean enough for contests---lol


Written by Jack Clark
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Batman and Robin

Batman and Robin were done!
Out cold, on a road, via stun-gun!
-   ‘long came a truck
-   both of them struck
Now it’s just:  “Flatman” and “Ribbon”
5/17/2014


Written by Edward Ebbs
Categories: family, funny, life,

Beers and Tears

Men measure life by the number of beers
Women measure life by the flow of tears
It is when the dad farts
His wife moans in her heart
Because her own children laugh and cheer

Edward J Ebbs - October 11, 2011



Written for a poem Contest, Limericks Hilarious


Written by Kp Nunez
Categories: adventure, funny, hilarious, holiday, humorous,

The Adventures of Jim the Trim - Holiday Cruise

On Jim the Trim's cruise, in a luxury liner
He was asked to be frisked, what a stinger!
You see, the alarm went off
He was taken and 'cuffed
Wee metal marbles, found in his boxer.











KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
18 April 2015


Written by Warner Baxter
Categories: funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,

Hedgehog - Adult

I ONCE MET A MAN IN PORN WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN NO TWITTER NOR BLOG THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN


Written by Ugwu Cornelius Chidera
Categories: hilarious,

A Fulani Man

There once was a fulani man,
whose cow was in society ban'.
He bought for't a book
which is greenish in look.
"These are leaves" said the fulani man.


Written by Jack Clark
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Hold This

Caesar to Brutus (in strife):
“I fear you’ve taken my Life …”
-	I thought you meant
-	It would be lent,
When you said: “Here … hold my knife”


Written by Jack Clark
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Iq of a Grape

From prison he tried to escape
But, had the IQ of a grape
… His rocket (mis-wired)
… Quickly backfired
Now he’s all over the landscape


Written by Jack Clark
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Lipstick

“Be this lipstick on your collar, McNeer?”,
The question inside him struck fear
  - But, a lie he’d not tell
  - “ ‘T was ye sister, Belle …”
Funerals' tomorrow I hear.


Written by Jack Clark
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, money,

Where To

My payday's a monthly event
But.‘fore it’s here - it's been spent
… Search ever’ where
… Wonderin’ where
All that money has … went?


Written by Warner Baxter
Categories: city, funny, girl, hilarious, paris, silly, travel,

A Girl From France

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE WHO DANCED ON STAGE WITH NO PANTS SHE SHOWED OFF HER TUSH BUT NEVER HER BUSH SHE LEFT THE CROWD IN A TRANCE


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: anti bullying, funny, giggle, hair, hilarious, humor,

little shopper

a woman who stood four foot two

went shopping to buy some shampoo

with shoppers aghast

a snob clerk let blast

madam what a meager hairdo.


Written by Vicki Acquah
Categories: funny, hilarious,

The Clowns For Contest

Once there were clowns in a circus, 
Whose clown's knew not of their purpose.
None, laughed at their tricks.
Nor their slaps and kicks; 
Because Nuns hate fracas,n ruckus.


Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: humor,

Laugh Loser

There was a stand-up joke maker
Whose act was a crowd shaker.
She was highly hilarious
But found to be nefarious.
Now her fans in hordes forsaker.


Written by Mack Toler
Categories: fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Cajun Santa's Last Stop

Santa came last night spreading Christmas  cheer

He said I'm finished now , until next year 

He said no more dodging poo

Its over what do I do

That's easy Santa, I gave him a  beer


Written by Jack Clark
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Slow Suicide

McNeer couldn’t take it no mo’
By rope-in-tree he would go
 - Nerve’s gone I fear
 - It’s been near a year
(He’s waitin’ for the saplin’ to grow!)


Written by Abdulhafeez Oyewole
Categories: cat, character, culture, hilarious, humorous, words, work,

Scotland In Pawn's Dreams

Scotland in Pawn's Dreams

A visit to Scotland in Pawn’s dreams
Means grinding and riding little steams
Bout clouds know how to mark
Send battered skin as stark
And then kitty cat walks in sunbeams

5/5/2014


Written by Warner Baxter
Categories: dance, funny, girl, hilarious, humorous, paris, silly,

Another Girl From France

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE ON THE STREET SHE WOULD SING AND DANCE ONE DAY THERE WAS SUCH A HUSH ‘CAUSE SHE SHOWED A BIT OF TUSH WHEN SHE RIPPED OUT THE SEAM OF HER PANTS


Written by John Williams
Categories: funny, hilarious,

Bald Facts

Hair today, gone tomorrow,
My follicles falling to my sorrow,
Ten thousand dollars to my surgeon,
Some people think I might be splurgin', 
But I can't wait for my new hair to grow.


Written by Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories: addiction, food, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Crackers and Cheese

(Limerick)


There was an old man who loved crackers.
But got beat up by lots of attackers.
He went to his house
And talked to his mouse
Who said " Go, bring me more cheese and crack'rs!


Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


September 8, 2014