Limerick Poems About Hedgehog | Hedgehog Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE SINK

I'm thirsty - I needed a drink There lurking in my kitchen sink Lying flat on his back He’s no longer jet black A hedgehog…now he doesn't stink! 11th April 2015

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Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,

Hedgehog - adult

I ONCE MET A MAN IN PORN WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN NO TWITTER NOR BLOG THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN



Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, humorous, lust, relationship,

Oversexed Hedgehog

   
There once was an oversexed hedgehog
Who had eyes for an exuberant frog ~
   They had themselves a good yuk
   But then got stuck, just their luck ~
Green porcupine baby's home’s in a bog



     


Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 42

Wildlife 42

A hedgehog was in quite a pickle,
When a friend said he found him quite fickle,
So he picked up a stick,
And said "Take that! you prick!"
"And I hope that it doesn't just tickle!"