Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous,
I'm thirsty - I needed a drink
There lurking in my kitchen sink
Lying flat on his back
He’s no longer jet black
A hedgehog…now he doesn't stink!
11th April 2015
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Poem Details | by
Warner Baxter |
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,
I ONCE MET A MAN IN PORN
WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN
NO TWITTER NOR BLOG
THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG
HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, humorous, lust, relationship,
There once was an oversexed hedgehog
Who had eyes for an exuberant frog ~
They had themselves a good yuk
But then got stuck, just their luck ~
Green porcupine baby's home’s in a bog
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 42
A hedgehog was in quite a pickle,
When a friend said he found him quite fickle,
So he picked up a stick,
And said "Take that! you prick!"
"And I hope that it doesn't just tickle!"