Written by
Wayne Wysocki
Categories:
humor, humorous, race,
Bunny Flop
a limerick by Wayne Wysocki
The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
So the notion that speed
Makes the win guaranteed
Just isn't always the case.
Written by
Daniel Cwiak
Categories:
animals, cousin,
The Okapi
I went to the Zoo and saw an Okapi,
Unlike the Hare, he did no hippity-hoppy.
But, like his cousin the Giraffe,
It truly had to make me laugh,
Its long tongue kept its ears from getting sloppy.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
animals, funny,
Rabbits' Habits
There's one thing I've noticed about rabbits
And that's their very prolific habits
Their birth rate they could reduce
Should Brer Hare Cease to seduce
And banned from places Miz Hare inhabits
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
animals, funny
A Bad Hare Day
Aesop writes about an unlikely pair
A race betwixt a turtle and a hare
While the hare fiddled around
The wily turtle gained ground
Resulting in the hare losing the dare
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny
Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow
One day I was sitting in a field
Ogling at my afternoons yield
When across the road I seen
A lovely meadow so green
Cars don't see fur as a shield
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
easter,
A Foot In the Door
Loneliness is never funny
And one can't buy love with money
When lost in despair
Along comes an hare
With eggs he claims eased her bunny
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
emotions, feelings, humor,
The Turtle and the Hare
Moving at the pace of a turtle
pick up the pace there is no hurdle!
Kindly move over
can't go any slower;
If I hop past you don't startle.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Funny Signs 3
What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backward
“A receding hare line” wow, that's quite hazardous
Did you guys get it
You see..oh forget it
Guess youse were hopping for something more serious
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
animal, lust,
Animal Attraction
A rabbit, of course, does not care
It mates any time any where
A funny bunny
Will take your money
And then promptly split with an hare
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, winter, word play,
Rabbit Tail Tale
It seems the lone source of her sorrow
Is that after they beg steal and borrow
The story's the same
No number no name
Of love - hare today gone tomorrow
John GLawless
4/25/2020
Written by
Anthony Biaanco
Categories:
fun,
The Bad Habit
a nun once had a hare raising sabbath
of chasing around the church yard rabbits
she'd grab their tails of cotton
twisting until off they popped
and was never cured of the habit