Poem Details | by
Wayne Wysocki |
Categories:
humor, humorous, race,
a limerick by Wayne Wysocki
The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
So the notion that speed
Makes the win guaranteed
Just isn't always the case.
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Poem Details | by
Daniel Cwiak |
Categories:
animals, cousin,
I went to the Zoo and saw an Okapi,
Unlike the Hare, he did no hippity-hoppy.
But, like his cousin the Giraffe,
It truly had to make me laugh,
Its long tongue kept its ears from getting sloppy.
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
animals, funny,
There's one thing I've noticed about rabbits
And that's their very prolific habits
Their birth rate they could reduce
Should Brer Hare Cease to seduce
And banned from places Miz Hare inhabits
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
animals, funny
Aesop writes about an unlikely pair
A race betwixt a turtle and a hare
While the hare fiddled around
The wily turtle gained ground
Resulting in the hare losing the dare
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
funny
One day I was sitting in a field
Ogling at my afternoons yield
When across the road I seen
A lovely meadow so green
Cars don't see fur as a shield
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Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
easter,
Loneliness is never funny
And one can't buy love with money
When lost in despair
Along comes an hare
With eggs he claims eased her bunny
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backward
“A receding hare line” wow, that's quite hazardous
Did you guys get it
You see..oh forget it
Guess youse were hopping for something more serious
Poem Details | by
Melani Udaeta |
Categories:
emotions, feelings, humor,
Moving at the pace of a turtle
pick up the pace there is no hurdle!
Kindly move over
can't go any slower;
If I hop past you don't startle
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
animal, lust,
A rabbit, of course, does not care
It mates any time any where
A funny bunny
Will take your money
And then promptly split with an hare
Poem Details | by
John lawless |
Categories:
humor, winter, word play,
It seems the lone source of her sorrow
Is that after they beg steal and borrow
The story's the same
No number no name
Of love - hare today gone tomorrow
John GLawless
4/25/2020
Poem Details | by
Anthony Biaanco |
Categories:
fun,
a nun once had a hare raising habit
of chasing around the church yard rabbits
she'd grab their tails of cotton
twist until off they popped
but was never cured of the habit