Limerick Poems About Hare | Hare Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Wayne Wysocki |
Categories: humor, humorous, race,

Bunny Flop

a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
      So the notion that speed
      Makes the win guaranteed
Just isn't always the case.

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Poem Details | by Daniel Cwiak |
Categories: animals, cousin,

The Okapi

I went to the Zoo and saw an Okapi,
Unlike the Hare, he did no hippity-hoppy.
But, like his cousin the Giraffe,
It truly had to make me laugh,
Its long tongue kept its ears from getting sloppy.

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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: animals, funny,

Rabbits' Habits

There's one thing I've noticed about rabbits

   And that's their very prolific habits

      Their birth rate they could reduce

         Should Brer Hare Cease to seduce

            And banned from places Miz Hare inhabits

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: animals, funny

A Bad Hare Day

Aesop writes about an unlikely pair

     A race betwixt a turtle and a hare

          While the hare fiddled around

               The wily turtle gained ground

                    Resulting in the hare losing the dare

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

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Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

One day I was sitting in a field
Ogling at my afternoons yield
When across the road I seen
A lovely meadow so green
Cars don't see fur as a shield










http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: easter,

A Foot In the Door

Loneliness is never funny
And one can't buy love with money
When lost in despair
Along comes an hare
With eggs he claims eased her bunny

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Funny Signs 3

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backward
“A receding hare line” wow, that's quite hazardous
Did you guys get it
You see..oh forget it
Guess youse were hopping for something more serious

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Poem Details | by Melani Udaeta |
Categories: emotions, feelings, humor,

The Turtle and the Hare

Moving at the pace  of a turtle
pick up the pace there is no hurdle!
Kindly move over
can't go any slower;
If I hop past you don't startle.

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: animal, lust,

Animal Attraction

A rabbit, of course, does not care
It mates any time any where
A funny bunny
Will take your money
And then promptly split with an hare

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Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: humor, winter, word play,

Rabbit Tail Tale

It seems the lone source of her sorrow
Is that after they beg steal and borrow
The story's the same
No number no name
Of love - hare today gone tomorrow


John GLawless
4/25/2020

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Poem Details | by Anthony Biaanco |
Categories: fun,

The Bad Habit

a nun once had a hare raising sabbath
of chasing around the church yard rabbits
she'd grab their tails of cotton
twisting until off they popped 
and was never cured of the habit

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