Limerick Poems About Hare | Hare Limerick Poems
Written by Wayne Wysocki
Categories: humor, humorous, race,

Bunny Flop

a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
      So the notion that speed
      Makes the win guaranteed
Just isn't always the case.


Written by Daniel Cwiak
Categories: animals, cousin,

The Okapi

I went to the Zoo and saw an Okapi,
Unlike the Hare, he did no hippity-hoppy.
But, like his cousin the Giraffe,
It truly had to make me laugh,
Its long tongue kept its ears from getting sloppy.



Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: animals, funny,

Rabbits' Habits

There's one thing I've noticed about rabbits

   And that's their very prolific habits

      Their birth rate they could reduce

         Should Brer Hare Cease to seduce

            And banned from places Miz Hare inhabits

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: animals, funny

A Bad Hare Day

Aesop writes about an unlikely pair

     A race betwixt a turtle and a hare

          While the hare fiddled around

               The wily turtle gained ground

                    Resulting in the hare losing the dare

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Written by James Fraser
Categories: funny

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

One day I was sitting in a field
Ogling at my afternoons yield
When across the road I seen
A lovely meadow so green
Cars don't see fur as a shield










http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php



Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: easter,

A Foot In the Door

Loneliness is never funny
And one can't buy love with money
When lost in despair
Along comes an hare
With eggs he claims eased her bunny


Written by Melani Udaeta
Categories: emotions, feelings, humor,

The Turtle and the Hare

Moving at the pace  of a turtle
pick up the pace there is no hurdle!
Kindly move over
can't go any slower;
If I hop past you don't startle.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Funny Signs 3

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backward “A receding hare line” wow, that's quite hazardous Did you guys get it You see..oh forget it Guess youse were hopping for something more serious


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: animal, lust,

Animal Attraction

A rabbit, of course, does not care
It mates any time any where
A funny bunny
Will take your money
And then promptly split with an hare


Written by John Lawless
Categories: humor, winter, word play,

Rabbit Tail Tale

It seems the lone source of her sorrow
Is that after they beg steal and borrow
The story's the same
No number no name
Of love - hare today gone tomorrow


John GLawless
4/25/2020


Written by Anthony Biaanco
Categories: fun,

The Bad Habit

a nun once had a hare raising sabbath
of chasing around the church yard rabbits
she'd grab their tails of cotton
twisting until off they popped 
and was never cured of the habit