Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
animal, fun,
Hamster Named Neil
There once was an old hamster named Neil
Who, when he ate too large of a meal
Would rise from the table
And say he was able
But then he’d fall asleep at the wheel
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
bird,
Nightingales Flappers
Can you believe this amazing crazy limit
Nightingales flap their wings 60 times per minute
Holy crap that's faster
Faster than a hamster
When needing to pee they perform like a gymnast
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
bird,
Hummingbirds Flapper
Can you believe this amazing crazy limit
Nightingales flap their wings 60 times per minute
Holy crap that's faster
Faster than a hamster
When needing to pee they perform like a gymnast
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
angst,
Repetition
Repetition can surely drive us insane
Music for nature programs same old same
Wanna smash the TV
Stab my sweet wee kitty
Do all kinds of insane acts, set my hamster aflame
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Sinister Tightwad In Westminister
Sinister Tight Wad In Westminster
Someone sat that he became sinister,
When called tight wade in Westminster;
Where he did go,
Was called a weirdo;
In plate he had placed his pet hamster.
Jim Horn