Limerick Poems About Hamster | Hamster Limerick Poems
Written by David Fisher
Categories: animal, fun,

Hamster Named Neil

There once was an old hamster named Neil
Who, when he ate too large of a meal
Would rise from the table
And say he was able
But then he’d fall asleep at the wheel


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: bird,

Nightingales Flappers

Can you believe this amazing crazy limit Nightingales flap their wings 60 times per minute Holy crap that's faster Faster than a hamster When needing to pee they perform like a gymnast



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: bird,

Hummingbirds Flapper

Can you believe this amazing crazy limit Nightingales flap their wings 60 times per minute Holy crap that's faster Faster than a hamster When needing to pee they perform like a gymnast


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: angst,

Repetition

Repetition can surely drive us insane Music for nature programs same old same Wanna smash the TV Stab my sweet wee kitty Do all kinds of insane acts, set my hamster aflame


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Sinister Tightwad In Westminister

Sinister Tight Wad In Westminster

Someone sat that he became sinister,
When called tight wade in Westminster;
Where he did go,
Was called a weirdo;
In plate he had placed his pet hamster.

Jim Horn