Limerick Poems About Haddock | Haddock Limerick Poems
Written by Jack Horne
Categories: conflict, confusion,

Haddock To Hake

I ponder on this till I ache:
a haddock who says he's a hake -
I guess it's his right
to think that despite
so many believe he's a fake...

Written 25th April for Constance's ache contest


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

Fishy

Returing home from “The Fish And Chips Hut” Hubby asks wife for sex just for the “halibut” “No, not tonight sweetie, Got a “haddock” and I'm sleepy” Sounded “fishy” and he became despondent somewhat