There once was a frog from Quebec
Who was treated with such disrespect
A gull took him for lunch
But he dished the first punch
And choked the bird by the neck
Thick Skull and Dull
No Powerball WinnersCan you
imagine winning a half a billion
Trump surely does have a thick skull;
With an intelligence null who is dull;
Mind a big mess;
Not only that gathered a lot of gull.
Trump Had Pet Gull
Trump's best friend was a pet gull,
Who like him did become very dull,
No feelings in brain and numbskull.