Limerick Poems About Grouse | Grouse Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Judy Ball |
Categories: animal, cat,

THREE CATS IN A HOUSE

Three cats did share the same house.
Two sweet but one was a grouse.
Two got along great but the third t'was love/hate.
But there isn't a mouse in the house.

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Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

THE ELEPHANT AND THE MOUSE

The elephant told the mouse
'I am sick of your grouse'
The mouse wagged its tail
Brought a bunch of cat's mail
'Look! all's written to your spouse'.



Poem Details | by Wilma Neels |
Categories: politicalhouse, house,

Voter's masquerade

Vote for us, we’ll give you a house And you are not allowed to grouse It is just a masquerade Empty promises made Your house might turn out to be for a mouse
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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Appears To Be Morose

Appears To Be Morose

Trump appears to be morose
Disgruntled and is really grouse
A real chip off the block
That ended up being a crock
And has often been bellicose.

Every path he is on always leads
to another war.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

Lousy

On a head, there lived a louse,
It was this itchy louse's house.
Mr Magoo was a mole,
Who lived in a deep, dark hole.
BANG! the head just shot a grouse!



Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: food, murder, nonsense,

Suave and Debonair

There was a master French chef named Pierre
Who fancied himself quite suave and debonair __
   He once cooked a grouse
   Said: "It's on the house" -- 
Too bad the Cosa Nostra'd ordered bear


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

Dump Trump II

Trump went to church to prey today
The Collection Plate passed his way
Quick as an elf
He helped himself
"Only a fool gives cash away!"

So many people sit and grouse
Our POTUS is a lowlife louse
Let Trump emote!
Get out and vote!
"Trump goes potty at The White House!"


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Grump and a Grouse

A grump and a grouse ran around town.
Griping and groaning, whining around.
So full of guff
We’d had enough.
Sent them to a circus to be happy clowns.