Limerick Poems About Great_Dane | Great_Dane Limerick Poems
Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: nonsense,

Tiger Heiger

Tiger Heiger met a Meiger
                                        Lynx of Tyx of woods of Eiger
                                                Branden mundane
                                             Handsome great Dane
                                        Had his meal in plate of Liger


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

A Wistful Great Dane

A high-strung duck on a ranch up in Maine
is best pals with a wistful Great Dane
One goes quack! Quack! Quack!
while the other lays back
Their friendship is hard to is hard to explain

6/8/22



Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

No Better Life

A brave, playful, and loyal Great Dane
lives on golden wheat fields in central Ukraine
With happy farm kids around
no better life can be found
unless Putin does something insane


Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: 12th grade, betrayal, dog,

Dirty Trick

Magician Whizdo had a Vegas act
he pulled a Great Dane out of a hat.
One night the dog had the urge
he sprinkled the crowd with a surge.
Whizdo escaped town and won't be back.


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

A Saintly Great Dane

A Great Dane kind, giving, and mellow
is Idaho’s most saintly fellow
Whenever he’s near
folks clap, chant and cheer:
You’re the pride of all Pocatello!



Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Flat You Lent

A woman who could touch her toes
Always knew which way the wind blows
For when she bent over
A great Dane named Rover
Proved farting is best wearing clothes


Written by Carol Mitra
Categories: cat, halloween,

Kitty Tales

Ashes came to visit on Halloween
Her hazel eyes in moonlight had a sheen
She clung onto my window pane
Meowing, turned into a Great Dane
And barked at me through the window screen.

14.10.2020
Halloween Meow.


Written by Mick Talbot
Categories: humor, humorous,

Two Different Sizes

******** That lady from the town of Devises Yes the one with two different sizes A Great Dane and a Yorky Honest it's no porky Twas the big one that won all the prizes ********
4/22/18 A limerick contest sponsored by Robert Haigh


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: dog, humor,

The Psychic Great Dane

A much-celebrated psychic Great Dane
Has his fans waltzing down memory lane
A dandy clairvoyant
And often flamboyant
Folks greet friends who no longer remain

1/6/22


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Great Dane a Crane Or My Cane

Could Be Great Dane A Crane or My Cane

Could be great Dane a crane and my cane,
Which surely with me will always remain;
Great weather;
Still together,
Until they drastically do drive me insane.

Jim Horn