Limerick Poems About Great_Dane | Great_Dane Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

NO BETTER LIFE

A brave, playful, and loyal Great Dane
lives on golden wheat fields in central Ukraine
With happy farm kids around
no better life can be found
unless Putin does something insane

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Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: 12th grade, betrayal, dog,

Dirty Trick

Magician Whizdo had a Vegas act
he pulled a Great Dane out of a hat.
One night the dog had the urge
he sprinkled the crowd with a surge.
Whizdo escaped town and won't be back.



Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

A Wistful Great Dane

A high-strung duck on a ranch up in Maine
is best pals with a wistful Great Dane
One goes quack! Quack! Quack!
while the other lays back
Their friendship is hard to is hard to explain

6/8/22


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

A Saintly Great Dane

A Great Dane kind, giving, and mellow
is Idaho’s most saintly fellow
Whenever he’s near
folks clap, chant and cheer:
You’re the pride of all Pocatello!


Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: humor, humorous,

Two Different Sizes

******** That lady from the town of Devises Yes the one with two different sizes A Great Dane and a Yorky Honest it's no porky Twas the big one that won all the prizes ********
4/22/18 A limerick contest sponsored by Robert Haigh



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Flat You Lent

A woman who could touch her toes
Always knew which way the wind blows
For when she bent over
A great Dane named Rover
Proved farting is best wearing clothes


Poem Details | by Carol Mitra |
Categories: cat, halloween,

Kitty Tales

Ashes came to visit on Halloween
Her hazel eyes in moonlight had a sheen
She clung onto my window pane
Meowing, turned into a Great Dane
And barked at me through the window screen.

14.10.2020
Halloween Meow.


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: dog, humor,

The Psychic Great Dane


A much-celebrated psychic Great Dane
Has his fans waltzing down memory lane
A dandy clairvoyant
And often flamboyant
Folks greet friends who no longer remain

1/6/22


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Great Dane A Crane or My Cane

Could Be Great Dane A Crane or My Cane

Could be great Dane a crane and my cane,
Which surely with me will always remain;
Great weather;
Still together,
Until they drastically do drive me insane.

Jim Horn