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Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
nonsense,
Tiger Heiger
Tiger Heiger met a Meiger
Lynx of Tyx of woods of Eiger
Branden mundane
Handsome great Dane
Had his meal in plate of Liger
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
A Wistful Great Dane
A high-strung duck on a ranch up in Maine
is best pals with a wistful Great Dane
One goes quack! Quack! Quack!
while the other lays back
Their friendship is hard to is hard to explain
6/8/22
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
No Better Life
A brave, playful, and loyal Great Dane
lives on golden wheat fields in central Ukraine
With happy farm kids around
no better life can be found
unless Putin does something insane
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
12th grade, betrayal, dog,
Dirty Trick
Magician Whizdo had a Vegas act
he pulled a Great Dane out of a hat.
One night the dog had the urge
he sprinkled the crowd with a surge.
Whizdo escaped town and won't be back.
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
A Saintly Great Dane
A Great Dane kind, giving, and mellow
is Idaho’s most saintly fellow
Whenever he’s near
folks clap, chant and cheer:
You’re the pride of all Pocatello!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Flat You Lent
A woman who could touch her toes
Always knew which way the wind blows
For when she bent over
A great Dane named Rover
Proved farting is best wearing clothes
Written by
Carol Mitra
Categories:
cat, halloween,
Kitty Tales
Ashes came to visit on Halloween
Her hazel eyes in moonlight had a sheen
She clung onto my window pane
Meowing, turned into a Great Dane
And barked at me through the window screen.
14.10.2020
Halloween Meow.
Written by
Mick Talbot
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Two Different Sizes
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That lady from the town of Devises
Yes the one with two different sizes
A Great Dane and a Yorky
Honest it's no porky
Twas the big one that won all the prizes
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4/22/18
A limerick contest sponsored by Robert Haigh
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
dog, humor,
The Psychic Great Dane
A much-celebrated psychic Great Dane
Has his fans waltzing down memory lane
A dandy clairvoyant
And often flamboyant
Folks greet friends who no longer remain
1/6/22
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Great Dane a Crane Or My Cane
Could Be Great Dane A Crane or My Cane
Could be great Dane a crane and my cane,
Which surely with me will always remain;
Great weather;
Still together,
Until they drastically do drive me insane.
Jim Horn