Tiger Heiger met a Meiger
Lynx of Tyx of woods of Eiger
Handsome great Dane
Had his meal in plate of Liger
A brave, playful, and loyal Great Dane
lives on golden wheat fields in central Ukraine
With happy farm kids around
no better life can be found
unless Putin does something insane
A high-strung duck on a ranch up in Maine
is best pals with a wistful Great Dane
One goes quack! Quack! Quack!
while the other lays back
Their friendship is hard to is hard to explain
Magician Whizdo had a Vegas act
he pulled a Great Dane out of a hat.
One night the dog had the urge
he sprinkled the crowd with a surge.
Whizdo escaped town and won't be back.
A Great Dane kind, giving, and mellow
is Idaho’s most saintly fellow
Whenever he’s near
folks clap, chant and cheer:
You’re the pride of all Pocatello!
Ashes came to visit on Halloween
Her hazel eyes in moonlight had a sheen
She clung onto my window pane
Meowing, turned into a Great Dane
And barked at me through the window screen.
That lady from the town of Devises
Yes the one with two different sizes
A Great Dane and a Yorky
Honest it's no porky
Twas the big one that won all the prizes
A limerick contest sponsored by Robert Haigh
A woman who could touch her toes
Always knew which way the wind blows
For when she bent over
A great Dane named Rover
Proved farting is best wearing clothes
A much-celebrated psychic Great Dane
Has his fans waltzing down memory lane
A dandy clairvoyant
And often flamboyant
Folks greet friends who no longer remain
Could Be Great Dane A Crane or My Cane
Could be great Dane a crane and my cane,
Which surely with me will always remain;
Until they drastically do drive me insane.