Outwardly I may seem like an outgoing guy
But if the truth be known, I'm really quite shy
It's all a big act
The shyness I've had since to a grasshopper I was knee high
Uh grasshopper I hate what you do
My lawn you sit and you chew
My spray called zits
It kills bloody knits
With my slipper I whip your ass to Timbuktu
Dali makes a promise
He won't kiss Giraffe's brace
clock melts bopper
He chills makes volte-face
The Magpie bird sings wonderfully,
Even it can dance nicely.
Once she saw a grasshopper,
Her heart bit was getting louder,
She caught that grasshopper softly.
New Zealand’s foaming red grasshopper
took a ride to Rome on a chopper.
Listened to Holly
With wife named Molly
Reminisced about the Big Bopper