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Limerick Poems About Grasshopper
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
introspection,
Really Quite Shy
Outwardly I may seem like an outgoing guy
But if the truth be known, I'm really quite shy
It's all a big act
To counteract
The shyness I've had since to a grasshopper I was knee high
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
Dali Makes a Promise
Dali makes a promise
He won't kiss Giraffe's brace
clock melts bopper
A grasshopper
He chills makes volte-face
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Anoying Buggers
Uh grasshopper I hate what you do
My lawn you sit and you chew
My spray called zits
It kills bloody knits
With my slipper I whip your ass to Timbuktu
Written by
Md Shahadat Hossain
Categories:
beauty, bird, food, humor, humorous,
The Magpie
The Magpie bird sings wonderfully,
Even it can dance nicely.
Once she saw a grasshopper,
Her heart bit was getting louder,
She caught that grasshopper softly.
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humorous,
Gourmet Grasshopper
A follow-up to Beryl Edmonds
"A Flying Romance" 02/11/24
Gourmet Grasshopper
After the spider made lunch of the fly
A curious grasshopper leapt on by
He told the fly with gusto
I really now must go
to dine on my worm and centipede pie!
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Red Grasshopper of New Zealand
New Zealand’s foaming red grasshopper
took a ride to Rome on a chopper.
Listened to Holly
With wife named Molly
Reminisced about the Big Bopper