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Written by T Wignesan
Categories: history, Grandson,

Limerick: Once the Great Grandson of Queen Victoria

Limerick: Once the Great Grandson of Queen Victoria

Once the great grandson* of Victoria
Heir to the throne of tsarist Russia
Saved by “Doc” Rasputin
Killed by Lenin-Stalin
Lo! Heir to Queen Vic’s haemophilia!

    *Tsarevich Alexei of the Romanov royal house.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Written by Randy Steele
Categories: children, funny, people, Grandson,

Outsmarted

My grandson just loves to make noise
The louder the better his toys
His batteries I hide
The noise still resides
Turns out that I hid his decoys

Written by Pat Adams
Categories: confusion, funny, grandfather,

Grandpa Say What

Grandpa said, "I bought a hearing aid of late"
"Though It was expensive, it really works great!"
His grandson said, "I see,"
"And what kind might it be?"
Grandpa then replied, "It's ten minutes till eight!"

Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: nonsense,

Quiggie Snarls

Quiggie Snarls were maritime snails
Tasted butter in mouth of Hales
He ate a bucketful
With his grandson Gudrool
Then kicked the bucket off the rails

Written by Jerry T Curtis
Categories: humorous,

Something For Halloween

I wanted to write something real scary
About a Monster 
Both toothless and hairy
But he needed a name, my grandson proclaimed
I think you should just call him "JERRY"

Thank Ben !

Written by Curtis Moorman
Categories: nonsense,

Bobby's Hobby

BOBBY'S HOBBY

I have a grandson named Bobby
Who started an expensive hobby
I shopped all the time
And spent my last dime
Now I feel like I own Hobby Lobby

Written by Pat Adams
Categories: grandfather, grandson,

Now That's Old

"I'm Sixty Five he told his grandson,"
"That's why it's so hard for me to run!"
The boy could not hide
What he felt inside
He asked, "Grandpa, did you start at one?"

Written by Pat Adams
Categories: boy, grandmother, humorous, innocence,

Enquiring Minds

"How old are you Granny?", her grandson wants to know
Said with a yet to be learned, decorum to show
She said, "Thirty and holding!",
With a smile and not scolding
He asked, "How old would you be then, if you let go?"

Written by Kaveesha Ruwindi
Categories: celebrity, grandmother, grandson,

A Celeb's Granny

Once was a celeb’s old Granny:
She bragged ‘bout her little sonny.
He asked her to stop:
It’s better to hop,
Than to make yourself a ninny

08/24/2018

Written by Charles Messina
Categories: baseball, grandson, son,

Ooh Ow Ouch

With my son and grandson...on my team 
My heart, my soul, and face...tends to gleam 
At age sixty years old 
I've often been told 
"Get Ben-Gay" (Ha)...you know what I mean

Written by Jeff Kyser
Categories: appreciation, grandson,

Lego Jedi


There once was a young lad named Garrison
whose Lego skills had no comparison.
A few thousand more pieces?
Aptitude just increases:
in a flash, he’s outbuilding everyone.