Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,
I once knew a girl from Nantucket
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it
Just not clean enough for contests---lol
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Poem Details | by
Theresa Cw |
Categories:
humor, nonsense,
Popeye The Sailor Man
My name is Popeye the sailor man
I don't live in a big garbage can
I dis-like Spinach
strong to the finish
I'll cook your goose in a fying pan.
Written: 11/14/14
Theresa
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
bird, girl, humorous,
There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.
8/24/13
For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest
Poem Details | by
Deb Wilson |
Categories:
funny love, husband,
There was an old woman called Hattie
whose hubby's name for her was fattie.
So she cooked his goose
hung him from a noose
then buried him in a cow pattie!
Poem Details | by
William Robinson |
Categories:
animals, funny, on work and working, people,
A novice goose farmer named Sanders,
Once wrote for advice from Ann Landers.
He'd encountered a block
To increasing his flock:
He didn't know gooses from ganders.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fantasy,
There's so many chickies walking round on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to fondle and paddle their caboose
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Poet. Undertaker |
Categories:
humor,
Once there was a man called Alex, the goose
His philosophy “Daddy daddy oh my Daddy” base?
“Don’t, na na” “Don’t na na”
“Don’t na na” “Don’t na na”
Bloody what a song to erase!
Poem Details | by
Mike Dailey |
Categories:
romance,
Mother Goose had a mighty fine pie
And Jack Horner she couldn’t deny
When he stuck in his thumb
Mother Goose did succumb
So she left Father Goose bye and bye
Poem Details | by
Theresa Cw |
Categories:
fun, humor, nonsense,
Led-Foot Grannie
Led-foot Grannie she's on the loose
was going fast she hit a goose
cop couldn't keep up
he ran over pup
Gran was driving fast like caboose.
Nov14,2015
Theresa
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
bird, humor, love,
There was this teal duck and Canada goose,
That 'neath a cloistered Colorado spruce,
Enjoyed a lusty-ful tryst,
Ending up in a quaint twist!
Their offspring sported feathers of chartreuse!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
It's true, the plural of moose is meese
Just like the plural of goose is geese
Who wrote the rules
To meese, it's cruel
Wanna be normal, this silliness must cease
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
nonsense,
Have you seen Ms.Cynthia Morris' moose
Who has eaten MsKim Patricia’s goose?
She laid a golden egg
In my red duffel bag
While I was running for the loo bowels loose
(Nonsense/Limerick)
Poem Details | by
John Smith |
Categories:
food, funny,
I once met a girl from Niagara
who made a great pate de foi gras
with fatty goose liver
and truffles, a sliver;
and a whole spoonful of Viagara
Entered in David Williams' contest,
'My Favorite Dish' for February 12, 2012.
Poem Details | by
Mike Youds |
Categories:
funny,
“In Sweden”, our host did proclaim
“We all eat a whole lot of game
Not chicken or goose
But reindeer and moose
And we eat it with no sense of shame”
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
humor, work,
Lately I feel like Igor with a hump,
swamped with work a continuous pump,
running everywhere,
yes master I care,
Frankenstein warehouse giving me goose bumps.
12-17-16
Poem Details | by
Edwin Baldwin |
Categories:
funny,
There once was a golden goose named Alice
Who lived with the King in his Royal Palace
The Careless King tossed down
His armored knight and gown
Poor Alice was found flatter than stale Guinness
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
Look what I've done to my poor schnauzer Ray
When I yelled, be more like your sister May!
She's better than you are
Chasing not bird, goose or car
Now he just mopes in the corner all day
2/27/23
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
bird, humorous,
I had a fat goose and she clucked
Each time a soft feather got plucked
The goose then got old
And could not be sold
So into my oven – you’re ‘cooked’!
Thanks to Andrea Dietrich for her invaluable advice in helping me with the ending of the poem
04~25~17
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun,
A calabus loved a calaboose
Went to Calamis to catch a moose
But in a great hurry
Vision's kinda blurry
Cooked in Calais a Catalan goose.
Poem Details | by
Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories:
nonsense,
wilbur went hunting for goose
winnie’s goosey got loose
wilbur shot it
winnie had fit
around wilbur’s neck a tight noose
Poem Details | by
Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories:
nonsense,
Made a cod souffle' one day
slip’ry sucker got away
cooked a goose
goose got loose
So damn hungry ate toupee
Poem Details | by
Mike Dailey |
Categories:
introspection,
Here’s to that gal, Mother Goose
Who’s writings are somewhat obtuse
If you read in-between
Her lines I mean
Her subjects are often quite loose
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
An old chow chow in Albuquerque
is often called odd, weird, and quirky
He drinks only prune juice
His best friend is a goose
and on Thanksgiving he weeps for the turkey
Poem Details | by
Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories:
nonsense,
If I ran the zoo
this is what I’d do
turn ‘em loose
‘cept for goose
—puts out too much poo
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
So many chickies walking round on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to jump aboard their caboose