Limerick Poems About Goose | Goose Limerick Poems
Written by Jerry T Curtis
Categories: adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,

Girl From Nantucket

I once knew a girl from Nantucket 
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it


Just not clean enough for contests---lol


Written by Theresa Cw
Categories: humor, nonsense,

Popeye the Sailor Man

Popeye The Sailor Man


My name is Popeye the sailor man
I don't live in a big garbage can
I dis-like Spinach
strong to the finish
I'll cook your goose in a fying pan.


Written: 11/14/14
Theresa



Written by Kim Merryman
Categories: bird, girl, humorous,

Lucy's Goosey

There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.


8/24/13
For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest


Written by Deb Wilson
Categories: funny love, husband,

Who You Callin' Fattie-A Limerick

There was an old woman called Hattie
whose hubby's name for her was fattie.
So she cooked his goose
hung him from a noose
then buried him in a cow pattie!


Written by William Robinson
Categories: animals, funny, on work and working, people,

Silly Goose

A novice goose farmer named Sanders,
Once wrote for advice from Ann Landers.
He'd encountered a block
To increasing his flock:
He didn't know gooses from ganders.



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fantasy,

A Dirty Old Man

There's so many chickies walking round on the loose I dribble and drool like a silly old goose The older I become The more luscious their bums Sure would like to fondle and paddle their caboose © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Poet. Undertaker
Categories: humor,

A Song To Erase

Once there was a man called Alex, the goose
His philosophy “Daddy daddy oh my Daddy” base?
“Don’t, na na” “Don’t na na”
“Don’t na na” “Don’t na na”
Bloody what a song to erase!


Written by Mike Dailey
Categories: romance,

Little Jack Horner

Mother Goose had a mighty fine pie
And Jack Horner she couldn’t deny
When he stuck in his thumb
Mother Goose did succumb
So she left Father Goose bye and bye


Written by Theresa Cw
Categories: fun, humor, nonsense,

Led-Foot Grannie

Led-Foot Grannie

Led-foot Grannie she's on the loose
was going fast she hit a goose
cop couldn't keep up
he ran over pup
Gran was driving fast like caboose.




Nov14,2015
Theresa


Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: bird, humor, love,

Chartreuse Feathers

There was this teal duck and Canada goose,

   That 'neath a cloistered Colorado spruce,

      Enjoyed a lusty-ful tryst,

         Ending up in a quaint twist!

            Their offspring sported feathers of chartreuse!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Is It Moose Or Meese

It's true, the plural of moose is meese Just like the plural of goose is geese Who wrote the rules To meese, it's cruel Wanna be normal, this silliness must cease


Written by Mike Youds
Categories: funny,

Scan Der Navy An

“In Sweden”, our host did proclaim
“We all eat a whole lot of game
Not chicken or goose
But reindeer and moose
And we eat it with no sense of shame”


Written by John Smith
Categories: food, funny,

My Favotite Dish

I once met a girl from Niagara   
who made a great pate de foi gras
with fatty goose liver
and truffles, a sliver; 
and a whole spoonful of Viagara 



Entered in David Williams' contest, 
'My Favorite Dish' for February 12, 2012.


Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: nonsense,

Mooselick

Have you seen Ms.Cynthia Morris' moose 
Who has eaten MsKim Patricia’s goose? 
She laid a golden egg 
In my red duffel bag 
While I was running for the loo bowels loose 





(Nonsense/Limerick)


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

My Poor Schnauzer Ray

Look what I've done to my poor schnauzer Ray
When I yelled, be more like your sister May!
She's better than you are
Chasing not bird, goose or car
Now he just mopes in the corner all day

2/27/23


Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: humor, work,

Feel Like Igor

Lately I feel like Igor with a hump,
swamped with work a continuous pump,
running everywhere,
yes master I care,
Frankenstein warehouse giving me goose bumps.









12-17-16


Written by Edwin Baldwin
Categories: funny,

Gander That

There once was a golden goose named Alice
Who lived with the King in his Royal Palace
The Careless King tossed down
His armored knight and gown
Poor Alice was found flatter than stale Guinness


Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun,

A Calabus Loved a Calaboose

A calabus loved a calaboose
Went to Calamis to catch a moose
But in a great hurry
Vision's kinda blurry
Cooked in Calais a Catalan goose.


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: bird, humorous,

Clucking Goose

I had a fat goose and she clucked Each time a soft feather got plucked The goose then got old And could not be sold So into my oven – you’re ‘cooked’! Thanks to Andrea Dietrich for her invaluable advice in helping me with the ending of the poem 04~25~17


Written by Lim'Rik Flats
Categories: nonsense,

Huntin Seeson One

wilbur went hunting for goose
winnie’s goosey got loose
wilbur shot it
winnie had fit
around wilbur’s neck a tight noose


Written by Lim'Rik Flats
Categories: nonsense,

Hungry

Made a cod souffle' one day
slip’ry sucker got away
cooked a goose
goose got loose
So damn hungry ate toupee


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

A Quirky Chow Chow

An old chow chow in Albuquerque
is often called odd, weird, and quirky
He drinks only prune juice
His best friend is a goose
and on Thanksgiving he weeps for the turkey


Written by Mike Dailey
Categories: introspection,

Mother Goose

Here’s to that gal, Mother Goose
Who’s writings are somewhat obtuse
If you read in-between
Her lines I mean
Her subjects are often quite loose


Written by Lim'Rik Flats
Categories: nonsense,

Seussoria

If I ran the zoo
this is what I’d do
turn ‘em loose
‘cept for goose 
—puts out too much poo


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Paddle Their Caboose

So many chickies walking round on the loose I dribble and drool like a silly old goose The older I become The more luscious their bums Sure would like to jump aboard their caboose