Limerick Poems About Golden_Retriever | Golden_Retriever Limerick Poems
Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: pets,

Double Standard

Sometimes I walk around the house in the nude Our Golden Retriever Annie says she finds it quite rude So I says to her Except for your fur You don't wear clothes, you ain't no prude?


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: dog,

Our Golden Conniver

Our golden retriever, is a golden conniver Knows how to act all cuddly we've discovered To get what she wants Does her little dance So appealing, really difficult to admonish her



Written by Tim Riding
Categories: animal, dog, funny,

Wildlife 33

Wildlife 33

A curly-haired golden retriever,
Was known as a bit of a diva,
One day, out of habit,
She caught a fat rabbit,
But none of her friends would believe her!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: pets,

A Golden Conniver

Our golden retriever, is a golden conniver Knows how to act all cuddly we've discovered To get what she wants Does her little dance So appealing, really difficult to admonish her


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: pets,

Our Annie

The greatest doggie in the world is our “Annie” An almost human golden retriever, it's really uncanny Her vocabulary is wide By our wishes, she abides At times she's naughty but we put up with her hanky panky



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: pets,

Our Golden

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person No question about it especially our Golden Retriever version We've got one of those So I make her wear clothes Of course Annie our Golden isn't wild about this diverion