Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 9
Wildlife 9
An amazingly ugly gnu,
Once stopped on the plains for a poo,
A lion went past
And was almost aghast
So he ran off whilst yelling "Ker....phew"!
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny
Evolution
We all packed up and went to the zoo
Saw lions, tigers and even a gnu
And the funniest face
In the whole darned place
Was a monkey that looked just like you
For the Zoo contest
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
nature,
Wildebeest Love Sex
So wildebeest must have a lot of time on their hoofs
If you've seen a herd, you'll know they've found the nook
They surely enjoy sex
Females always say yes
Male asks “gnu”? And the task is undertook!
Written by
Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
10th grade,
What's Gnu
An arthritic grey Gnu
Could not manage to put on his shoe
His back would not bend
So in the end
He decided his shoe he would chew