Limerick Poems About Gnu | Gnu Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 9

Wildlife 9
An amazingly ugly gnu,
Once stopped on the plains for a poo,
A lion went past
And was almost aghast
So he ran off whilst yelling "Ker....phew"!

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Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

Evolution

We all packed up and went to the zoo
Saw lions, tigers and even a gnu
And the funniest face
In the whole darned place
Was a monkey that looked just like you

For the Zoo contest


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nature,

Wildebeest Love Sex



So wildebeest must have a lot of time on their hoofs If you've seen a herd, you'll know they've found the nook They surely enjoy sex Females always say yes Male asks “gnu”? And the task is undertook!


Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

What's Gnu

An arthritic grey Gnu
Could not manage to put on his shoe
His back would not bend
So in the end
He decided his shoe he would chew