Limerick Poems About Gnu | Gnu Limerick Poems
Written by Tim Riding
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 9

Wildlife 9
An amazingly ugly gnu,
Once stopped on the plains for a poo,
A lion went past
And was almost aghast
So he ran off whilst yelling "Ker....phew"!


Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: funny

Evolution

We all packed up and went to the zoo
Saw lions, tigers and even a gnu
And the funniest face
In the whole darned place
Was a monkey that looked just like you

For the Zoo contest



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: nature,

Wildebeest Love Sex

So wildebeest must have a lot of time on their hoofs If you've seen a herd, you'll know they've found the nook They surely enjoy sex Females always say yes Male asks “gnu”? And the task is undertook!


Written by Shirley Hawkins
Categories: 10th grade,

What's Gnu

An arthritic grey Gnu
Could not manage to put on his shoe
His back would not bend
So in the end
He decided his shoe he would chew