Limerick Poems About Gnat | Gnat Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Donald J Bennett |
Categories: fantasy, funny, old,

A Sad Old Flea

A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
they're flat
And that was that

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Poem Details | by Paula Swanson |
Categories: funny

Little Bugger

A gnat did fly up my nose,
on purpose, I must suppose.
He set off a pet peeve,
as his wings made me sneeze,
I did pee into my clothes.

Are You Bugged Contest
Placement 3rd

Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

Pickled Spider

Now, wasn't it sad about Snyder,
The light hearted, fun loving spider?
He got a gnat in his eye,
While pursuing a fly,
And fell into a barrel of cider.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: betrayal, character, culture, dog, insect, political, usa,

Star Struck

Donald Trump is an old Plutocrat
Living high on the hog like a gnat
But Disney was first
To notify Hearst
That Pluto's a dog, not a rat!