Written by
Donald J Bennett
Categories:
fantasy, funny, old,
A Sad Old Flea
A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
they're flat
And that was that
Written by
Paula Swanson
Categories:
funny
Little Bugger
A gnat did fly up my nose,
on purpose, I must suppose.
He set off a pet peeve,
as his wings made me sneeze,
I did pee into my clothes.
Are You Bugged Contest
Placement 3rd
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
Pickled Spider
Now, wasn't it sad about Snyder,
The light hearted, fun loving spider?
He got a gnat in his eye,
While pursuing a fly,
And fell into a barrel of cider.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
betrayal, character, culture, dog, insect, political, usa,
Star Struck
Donald Trump is an old Plutocrat
Living high on the hog like a gnat
But Disney was first
To notify Hearst
That Pluto's a dog, not a rat!