Poem Details | by
Daniel Cwiak |
Categories:
animals, cousin,
I went to the Zoo and saw an Okapi,
Unlike the Hare, he did no hippity-hoppy.
But, like his cousin the Giraffe,
It truly had to make me laugh,
Its long tongue kept its ears from getting sloppy.
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Poem Details | by
Theresa CW |
Categories:
drink, fun,
Drinking and Playing
Drinking and drinking Irish whiskey and red wine
They all thought they saw a spotted giraffe recline
Statistics say play
Oh ya, come what may
then they started playing with a fat porcupine.
Written: 4/14/15
Theresa Marie
Poem Details | by
Roy Pett |
Categories:
animal, sick,
Lofty was a very large giraffe
he got ill from standing in a draught,
got a very sore throat
and sounded like a goat
funny to see a giraffe look daft.
1/2/2018
Contest funny poem for a seven year old
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw.
Poem Details | by
Charles Henderson |
Categories:
funny
Ralph the Giraffe to the chimpanzee
“Where in the ZOO do guys go to pee”
“All creatures kept in here
Are mindful of career
Just go in action packed mystery”
© May 08 2010 For Linda’s Zany Zoo contest
Poem Details | by
John lawless |
Categories:
humor,
Monkey Business
The monkey’s brother said: “Mom’s gonna have a fit”
The giraffe replied “I’ve got the ring he must commit.”
They looked at her and said “WOW”
They looked at him and said “HOW”
He answered: “My brother put me up to it.”
John GLawless
8/25/2017
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Giraffes at Animal Kingdom Lodge
A great, long neck had a tall giraffe;
And when I did see made me laugh;
Bent to drink,
Each neck link,
Always causing me to crack in half.
Jim Horn
Just got back home after 7 nights at
Animal Kingdom Lodge at Disneyworld.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
vacation,
If you're looking for a UNIQUE getaway, now don't laugh
In Nairobi, Kenya, there's a hotel where you can feed giraffes
Through your second floor window
No, I'm not some kind of weirdo
These gentle giants wait to be fed and pose for photographs
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
nostalgia,
Longneck Cassidy, my hero from the fifties
A giraffe so charming his talent quite nifty
Picking apples was a breeze
Lower branches on his knees
Remembering him makes my eyes go washy wishy
Poem Details | by
Andrew Fairchild |
Categories:
animal, christmas, funny,
A Great, Red-Nosed Elf howled a Laugh,
That split the Zoo's Christmas in half!
the Reindeer got tangled
(he too steeply angled)
...they got strung up on a Giraffe!
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
In my mournful country ballad I wrote
My heart's achin' like a giraffe with a sore throat
But when folks hear giraffe
They just throw things and laugh
Somehow I seem to have hit a wrong note
2/5/23
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor, music,
In my mournful country ballad I wrote
My heart's achin' like a giraffe with a sore throat
But when folks hear giraffe
They just throw things and laugh
Somehow I seem to have hit a wrong note
12/20/22
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
10th grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,
My dream was delectable, best one yet
My name was called loudly; I did not fret
Until the class laughed
It was MrGiraffe
Worst math teacher in history I bet.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
An excited priest on the train
Was found rubbing against the grain
"You need a giraffe
To service that staff"
Some Sisters laughed in refrain
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
There was a giraffe named Wot
Who got his neck tied into a knot
The animals laughed
At this silly giraffe
How shorter Wot's neck had got
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, animal,
Your baby dropped six foot to the ground?
Head first with no midwife around?
She nodded her head.
More than enough said.
Her new baby giraffe was easily found
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
crazy,
Longneck Cassidy, my hero from the fifties
A giraffe so charming his talent quite nifty
Picking apples was a breeze
Lower branches on his knees
Remembering him makes my eyes go all misty
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
If a quaff were to be drunk by a giraffe would his long neck like to laugh?
Remember when there was a giraffe,
Who always did like to drink a quaff;
Legs were long;
Sand a song,
And when he finished liked to laugh.
Jim Horn