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Limerick Poems About German_Shepherd
Written by
Ivee Bryant
Categories:
funny,
German Shepherd
There once was a German Shepherd
Who liked to act like a leopard
He went to get a chicken,
But it went a kickin’
And then they both got peppered.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
dog,
Terrified By German Shepherds
The German Shepherd terrifies me.
More than any animal I see.
So I stay away,
Every single day
In his giant jaws my flesh I see.
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
abuse, allusion, america, anger, evil, political,
They're Eating Our Pets!
He said it, it's true, this man never lies
They've been cooking our pets right before our eyes
A German shepherd pie?
A Persian cat on rye?
You heathen Haitians, there's really no surprise!