Limerick Poems About German_Shepherd | German_Shepherd Limerick Poems
Written by Ivee Bryant
Categories: funny,

German Shepherd

There once was a German Shepherd
Who liked to act like a leopard
He went to get a chicken, 
But it went a kickin’
And then they both got peppered.


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: dog,

Terrified By German Shepherds

The German Shepherd terrifies me.
More than any animal I see.
So I stay away,
Every single day
In his giant jaws my flesh I see.



Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: abuse, allusion, america, anger, evil, political,

They're Eating Our Pets!

He said it, it's true, this man never lies They've been cooking our pets right before our eyes A German shepherd pie? A Persian cat on rye? You heathen Haitians, there's really no surprise!