Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
adventure
The Gazelle That Got Away
There once was a hunter called Ray,
Who went big game shooting one day.
As he stalked a gazelle,
A lion caught his smell,
And the predator became prey.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
uplifting,
A Skinny-Ma-Link
Just had brekkie, 10:00 am and hungry as hell
Could eat a horse, well not literally, maybe a gazelle
Still losing pounds
Downward bound
Soon be a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
anxiety,
A Skinny-Ma-Link
Just had brekkie, 10:00 am, hungry as hell
Could eat a horse, well not literally, maybe a gazelle
Still losing pounds
Downward bound
Soon be a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Nice Melons
In a supermarket, phrases like “nice cans” or “nice melons”
Sound innocent unless a well endowed philly nearby threatens
Then head for the checkout
Avoiding a crime scene headcount
Run like a gazelle, she'll be on your cart in seconds
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
success,
A Skinny-Ma-Link
Just had brekkie and I'm hungry as hell
Could eat a horse, well maybe a gazelle
Still losing pounds
Downward bound
Soon a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
animal, child, lust, red,
Gazoon
A baboon who had charm, grace and flair
had a steamy and lurid affair
with a slender gazelle
who conceived very well
a gazoon with a reddish derriere.