Limerick Poems About Gazelle | Gazelle Limerick Poems
Written by Jack Horne
Categories: adventure

The Gazelle That Got Away

There once was a hunter called Ray,
Who went big game shooting one day.
As he stalked a gazelle,
A lion caught his smell,
And the predator became prey.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: uplifting,

A Skinny-Ma-Link

Just had brekkie, 10:00 am and hungry as hell Could eat a horse, well not literally, maybe a gazelle Still losing pounds Downward bound Soon be a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: anxiety,

A Skinny-Ma-Link

Just had brekkie, 10:00 am, hungry as hell Could eat a horse, well not literally, maybe a gazelle Still losing pounds Downward bound Soon be a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Nice Melons

In a supermarket, phrases like “nice cans” or “nice melons” Sound innocent unless a well endowed philly nearby threatens Then head for the checkout Avoiding a crime scene headcount Run like a gazelle, she'll be on your cart in seconds


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: success,

A Skinny-Ma-Link

Just had brekkie and I'm hungry as hell Could eat a horse, well maybe a gazelle Still losing pounds Downward bound Soon a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell



Written by Vladimir Tumanov
Categories: animal, child, lust, red,

Gazoon

A baboon who had charm, grace and flair
had a steamy and lurid affair
with a slender gazelle
who conceived very well
a gazoon with a reddish derriere.