Limerick Poems About Gar | Gar Limerick Poems
Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Till They Hear Their Car Beep

Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep They wander around till they're almost asleep Till there's just one car "That's our car by gar" But still push the button till they hear their car beep! © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

To Hear Their Car Beep

Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep They wander around almost falling asleep Till there's just one car That's our car by gar But still push the button to hear the car beep!



Written by Charles Henderson
Categories: funny

Chicken Fried

There was a young redneck from Chapel Hill
He was good at cooking up quite a meal
While known near and far
For stewed alligator gar
His specialty was chicken fried road kill 

© Mar 13 2010      Charles Henderson


Written by Susan Keogh
Categories: funny

Gar From Mars

There once was a man named Gar,
Who came from the planet Mars.
He had fun in the sun,
As he toasted his buns.
And slurped his drink from a bar.


Written by Brian Densham
Categories: funny,

A Pirate Cv

A man in a black patch is yar
And parrots make good mates by gar
With an optional hook
And a dastardly look
Any pirate is bound to go far

April 14, 2019



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: language,

Can You Speak Jackaness

Well goodness gracious, by gar and by gum Jackanese is a language quite foreign to some It's basically simple Here's the principle Be a “nihilarian” while sitting down on your bum


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: crazy,

Till Our Old Jeep Beeps

Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep They wander around almost falling asleep Till there's just one car That's our car by gar But still push the button to hear our Jeep beep!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: car,

Till Their Car Beeps

Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep They wander around almost falling asleep Till there's just one car That's our car by gar But still push the button to hear the car beep!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: old,

Beeping Jeeps

Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep They wander around almost falling asleep Till there's just one car That's our car by gar But still push the button to hear it beep! A repeat


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Do You Speak Jackanese

Well goodness gracious, by gar and by gum Jackanese is a language quite foreign to some It's basically simple Here's the principle Be a “nihilarian” while sitting on your bum “nihilarian” - a person who deals with things lacking importance