Limerick Poems About Gar | Gar Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Till They Hear Their Car Beep

Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep
They wander around till they're almost asleep
Till there's just one car
"That's our car by gar"
But still push the button till they hear their car beep!


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

To Hear Their Car Beep

Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep
They wander around almost falling asleep
Till there's just one car
That's our car by gar
But still push the button to hear the car beep!

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Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funny

Chicken Fried

There was a young redneck from Chapel Hill
He was good at cooking up quite a meal
While known near and far
For stewed alligator gar
His specialty was chicken fried road kill 

© Mar 13 2010      Charles Henderson

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Poem Details | by Susan Keogh |
Categories: funny

Gar From Mars

There once was a man named Gar,
Who came from the planet Mars.
He had fun in the sun,
As he toasted his buns.
And slurped his drink from a bar.

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Poem Details | by Brian Densham |
Categories: funny,

A Pirate Cv

A man in a black patch is yar
And parrots make good mates by gar
With an optional hook
And a dastardly look
Any pirate is bound to go far

April 14, 2019

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: language,

Can You Speak Jackaness

Well goodness gracious, by gar and by gum
Jackanese is a language quite foreign to some
It's basically simple
Here's the principle
Be a “nihilarian” while sitting down on your bum

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: crazy,

Till Our Old Jeep Beeps

Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep
They wander around almost falling asleep
Till there's just one car
That's our car by gar
But still push the button to hear our Jeep beep!

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: car,

Till Their Car Beeps

Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep
They wander around almost falling asleep
Till there's just one car
That's our car by gar
But still push the button to hear the car beep!

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: old,

Beeping Jeeps

Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep
They wander around almost falling asleep
Till there's just one car
That's our car by gar
But still push the button to hear it beep!



A repeat

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Do You Speak Jackanese

Well goodness gracious, by gar and by gum
Jackanese is a language quite foreign to some
It's basically simple
Here's the principle
Be a “nihilarian” while sitting on your bum

“nihilarian” - a person who deals with things lacking importance

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