Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep
They wander around till they're almost asleep
Till there's just one car
"That's our car by gar"
But still push the button till they hear their car beep!
© Jack Ellison 2015
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Poem Details | by
Charles Henderson |
Categories:
funny
There was a young redneck from Chapel Hill
He was good at cooking up quite a meal
While known near and far
For stewed alligator gar
His specialty was chicken fried road kill
© Mar 13 2010 Charles Henderson
Poem Details | by
Susan Keogh |
Categories:
funny
There once was a man named Gar,
Who came from the planet Mars.
He had fun in the sun,
As he toasted his buns.
And slurped his drink from a bar.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep
They wander around almost falling asleep
Till there's just one car
That's our car by gar
But still push the button to hear the car beep!
Poem Details | by
Brian Densham |
Categories:
funny,
A man in a black patch is yar
And parrots make good mates by gar
With an optional hook
And a dastardly look
Any pirate is bound to go far
April 14, 2019
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
crazy,
Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep
They wander around almost falling asleep
Till there's just one car
That's our car by gar
But still push the button to hear our Jeep beep!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
car,
Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep
They wander around almost falling asleep
Till there's just one car
That's our car by gar
But still push the button to hear the car beep!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
language,
Well goodness gracious, by gar and by gum
Jackanese is a language quite foreign to some
It's basically simple
Here's the principle
Be a “nihilarian” while sitting down on your bum
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
old,
Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep
They wander around almost falling asleep
Till there's just one car
That's our car by gar
But still push the button to hear it beep!
A repeat
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Well goodness gracious, by gar and by gum
Jackanese is a language quite foreign to some
It's basically simple
Here's the principle
Be a “nihilarian” while sitting on your bum
“nihilarian” - a person who deals with things lacking importance