Poem Details | by
Milton Toran |
Categories:
humor, humorous, silly, , fate,
While sitting on a hollow log
I was kissed by an ugly frog
It turned into an ugly queen
My oh my, what a hideous scene
I'd rather pull ticks from a dog!
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Poem Details | by
Charlie Smith |
Categories:
humor,
There was an old bull frog from Cork
Whose friends might've thought him a dork
But when flies would swarm in
And they all took a swim
Old frog used his tongue like a fork.
For Limerick Contest
04/11/2018
3rdPlace
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Cousin Bell moved into a maisonette,
Was promptly told she could not have a pet
Not a cat or dog
Not a fish or frog
What about a gorilla she just met?
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
Kermit thumbed a top shelf magazine
It had pictures; which were quite obscene
The frog got arrested
For it was attested
The worst ‘frog’s porn’ that they’d ever seen!
(poem based on an old joke)
07-20-17
Poem Details | by
Quintin Reda |
Categories:
12th grade,
Lunch as an insect in the fog
Flying in a swamp by a log
For a starving toad
Though surely he's slowed
To a speedy tongue of a frog
Poem Details | by
Shane Cooper |
Categories:
earth day, giggle, humor,
There was a black beetle named May
Who lived with a frog in some hay
Together they would roam
Adventures far from home
Singing yippe-Ki-yay all day
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
cheer up, cute, fish, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
all the reptiles gathered round
when elmer the frog hopped to town
never was history
croaked with such boastful glee
till from his pad he fell and drowned.
Poem Details | by
Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories:
animals
There once was a hog and a big old dog,
Who made friends with a frog on a log,
T'was a wonderful sight,
On a moonlit night,
A dog and a hog on a log with a frog!
Written for contest depicting children's Limericks.
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
animal, children, funny,
My flipping,flopping, bounding dog,
Excitedly jumped over a fallen log,
He should have looked before he leapt
Landing in a creek with his misstep,
Now he's dog paddling past a frog.
Poem Details | by
Poet. Undertaker |
Categories:
humor,
A man of middle height, bearded to his waist;
eyes almost hidden under heavy brows white;
stout and laborious of gait,
he came slowly by mid night…
bloody, could this man be “The Joker”No fist!
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
animal,
Last Christmas an ugly old frog
got fat drinking holiday nog.
But I saw him this fall
looking not fat at all -
in bright shorts out taking a jog!
Writtn Oct 10, 2016 for vivs missing lttr contst
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Who entered a pub for a round?
A rabbi with frog quite renowned
The bar tender, Pat
Asked, “Where did you get that?"
“In Brooklyn!" said the frog, “That's where they're found!"
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, funny,
My brown kelpy outback dog
Quite often gets on the grog,
He chases his tail constantly,
Briefly stopping to scratch a flea,
Then, off with the sheep to play leap-frog.
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny,
Clyde was harassed by a frog in his throat
Chances of finding a cure was remote
But much to ol' Clyde's surprise
Doc said feed it a few flies
Proving to be the perfect antidote
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
fantasy, funny,
Prince Charming was turned into a frog,
By a witch who lived in a bog.
He refused her a kiss,
Which caused her to hiss.
Now he sits in the bog on a log.
9/16/11
Entered in Andrea's Limericks
Old or New contest
Poem Details | by
Jason Swagmaster |
Categories:
dog,
There once was a really small dog.
And he liked to play in the bog.
He jumped really high,
and was trying to fly.
But then was eaten by a frog.
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
allegory, caregiving, nature, spiritual,
There once was a prince who was green
the greenest prince frog far cousins had seen,
yet to others his green behaved too much prince
but which creatures saw which
did not matter since
this frog prince thought One
without Other
obscene.
Poem Details | by
Tanya Harrington |
Categories:
funny,
There once was an addled old dog
Who thought he was some sort of frog.
He would sit by the pond
And croak out a song
Of his time in some distant bog.
TLH
© 05/15/2012
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
animal, funny, future, humor, mystery, nature,
While watching man jog to his friend
A frog croaked a future portend
Man finished his jog
By sitting on log
And that’s how the frog met his end
Poem Details | by
Neill Mockett |
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
Leaping off a garden fence
There is a frog called Lily
She has very little sense
There isn’t one more silly
Leaping up without a care
Lily reaches for the sky
Hear that silly frog declare
Like a bird see how I fly!
Poem Details | by
Connie Pachecho |
Categories:
funny, sensual,
Frog In Her Cup
there once a frog that jumped into her cup
he filled her rim so fast he got the hiccups
was all he could wrestle
as he swam her vessel`
croaks waned once a release of his buildup
connie pachecho
6/16/17
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
life, nature,
Joe the Yellow Canary
Lives next door to sweet Mary
A frog came in her house
Poor Mary gave a big rouse
Joe gave a shriek like fury
Poem Details | by
Roy Pett |
Categories:
confusion, funny, humor,
I sat under an oak tree in fall
I must have fell asleep I recall
I awoke on a boat
with a frog in my throat
an elephant making a trunk call.
20/10/2017
Contest surreal and daft
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw.
Poem Details | by
Sean Rackley |
Categories:
funny,
In the strange case of Pinto the frog,
"Innocent," he pleads (for the green fog)
He claims a magic fruit
Was the real cause of toot;
At least he didn't point to the dog
Poem Details | by
Andy Chunn |
Categories:
endurance, humor, motivation,
There once was a frog from Quebec
Who was treated with such disrespect
A gull took him for lunch
But he dished the first punch
And choked the bird by the neck