Limerick Poems About Frog | Frog Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Milton Toran |
Categories: humor, humorous, silly, , fate,

Kiss Of Fate

While sitting on a hollow log
I was kissed by an ugly frog
It turned into an ugly queen
My oh my, what a hideous scene
I'd rather pull ticks from a dog!

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Poem Details | by Charlie Smith |
Categories: humor,

Old Frog

There was an old bull frog from Cork Whose friends might've thought him a dork But when flies would swarm in And they all took a swim Old frog used his tongue like a fork. For Limerick Contest 04/11/2018 3rdPlace



Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

FROGSPAWN

Kermit thumbed a top shelf magazine It had pictures; which were quite obscene The frog got arrested For it was attested The worst ‘frog’s porn’ that they’d ever seen! (poem based on an old joke) 07-20-17


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Cousin Bell

Cousin Bell moved into a maisonette,
Was promptly told she could not have a pet
Not a cat or dog
Not a fish or frog
What about a gorilla she just met?


Poem Details | by Quintin Reda |
Categories: 12th grade,

Speedy Frog

Lunch as an insect in the fog
Flying in a swamp by a log
For a starving toad
Though surely he's slowed
To a speedy tongue of a frog



Poem Details | by Shane Cooper |
Categories: earth day, giggle, humor,

YIPPEE-KI-YAY


There was a black beetle named May
Who lived with a  frog in some hay
Together they would roam 
Adventures far from home
Singing yippe-Ki-yay all day


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cheer up, cute, fish, fun, funny, giggle, humor,

Elmer

All the reptiles gathered 'round
When Elmer Frog hopped into town.
Never was history
Croaked with such boastful glee,
Till from his pad he fell and drowned.


Poem Details | by Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories: animals

Animal Friends

There once was a hog and a big old dog,
Who made friends with a frog on a log,
T'was a wonderful sight,
On a moonlit night,
A dog and a hog on a log with a frog!

Written for contest depicting children's Limericks.


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: animal, children, funny,

Dog Tales

My flipping,flopping, bounding dog,
Excitedly jumped over a fallen log,
He should have looked before he leapt
Landing in a creek with his misstep,
Now he's dog paddling past a frog.


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

The fellowship of the frog


A man of middle height, bearded to his waist;
eyes almost hidden under heavy brows white; 
stout and laborious of gait,
he came slowly by mid night…
bloody, could this man be “The Joker”No fist!


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: animal,

my contst pom

Last Christmas an ugly old frog

got fat drinking holiday nog.

But I saw him this fall

looking not fat at all -

in bright shorts out taking a jog!


Writtn Oct 10, 2016 for vivs missing lttr contst


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Drunken Outback Dog

My brown kelpy outback dog
Quite often gets on the grog,
He chases his tail constantly,
Briefly stopping to scratch a flea,
Then, off with the sheep to play leap-frog.


Poem Details | by Jason Swagmaster |
Categories: dog,

A Really Small Dog

There once was a really small dog.
And he liked to play in the bog.
He jumped really high,
and was trying to fly.
But then was eaten by a frog.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, humorous,

You only have to know where to look

Who entered a pub for a round?
A rabbi with frog quite renowned
The bar tender, Pat
Asked, “Where did you get that?"
“In Brooklyn!" said the frog, “That's where they're found!"


Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: allegory, caregiving, nature, spiritual,

Frog Princes

There once was a kid who was green
the greenest green frog far cousins had seen,
yet to others his green behaved like a prince
but which creatures saw which did not matter since
this frog prince thought one without other obscene.


Poem Details | by Tanya Harrington |
Categories: funny,

Song Of A Senile Dog

There once was an addled old dog
Who thought he was some sort of frog.
He would sit by the pond
And croak out a song
Of his time in some distant bog.


TLH

© 05/15/2012


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny,

Cure For Frog In The Throat

Clyde was harassed by a frog in his throat

   Chances of finding a cure was remote

      But much to ol' Clyde's surprise

         Doc said feed it a few flies

            Proving to be the perfect antidote

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: fantasy, funny,

Prince Charming

Prince Charming was turned into a frog,
By a witch who lived in a bog.
He refused her a kiss,
Which caused her to hiss.
Now he sits in the bog on a log.

9/16/11
Entered in Andrea's Limericks
Old or New contest


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: animal, funny, future, humor, mystery, nature,

The Frog Who Could See His Future

While watching man jog to his friend
A frog croaked a future portend
Man finished his jog
By sitting on log
And that’s how the frog met his end


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: life, nature,

Joe The Canary

Joe the Yellow Canary Lives next door to sweet Mary A frog came in her house Poor Mary gave a big rouse Joe gave a shriek like fury


Poem Details | by NEILL MOCKETT |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

Lily The Frog

Leaping off a garden fence
There is a frog called Lily
She has very little sense
There isn’t one more silly

Leaping up without a care
Lily reaches for the sky
Hear that silly frog declare
Like a bird see how I fly!















Poem Details | by connie pachecho |
Categories: funny, sensual,

Frog In Her Cup

Frog In Her Cup

there once a frog that jumped into her cup
he filled her rim so fast he got the hiccups 
was all he could wrestle
as he swam her vessel`
croaks waned once a release of his buildup

connie pachecho

6/16/17


Poem Details | by Roy Pett |
Categories: confusion, funny, humor,

Daft- Hallucination

I sat under an oak tree in fall

I must have fell asleep I recall

I awoke on a boat

with a frog in my throat

an elephant making a trunk call.


20/10/2017
Contest surreal and daft
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw.


Poem Details | by Sean Rackley |
Categories: funny,

Pinto The Frog

In the strange case of Pinto the frog,
"Innocent," he pleads (for the green fog)
He claims a magic fruit
Was the real cause of toot;
At least he didn't point to the dog


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Frog named Fred

I had a little frog named Fred
To catch him I used a 2X4 across the head
With his permanent smile
He hopped around for a while
But the next day he was dead