While sitting on a hollow log
I was kissed by an ugly frog
It turned into an ugly queen
My oh my, what a hideous scene
I'd rather pull ticks from a dog!
There was an old bull frog from Cork
Whose friends might've thought him a dork
But when flies would swarm in
And they all took a swim
Old frog used his tongue like a fork.
For Limerick Contest
Kermit thumbed a top shelf magazine
It had pictures; which were quite obscene
The frog got arrested
For it was attested
The worst ‘frog’s porn’ that they’d ever seen!
(poem based on an old joke)
Cousin Bell moved into a maisonette,
Was promptly told she could not have a pet
Not a cat or dog
Not a fish or frog
What about a gorilla she just met?
Lunch as an insect in the fog
Flying in a swamp by a log
For a starving toad
Though surely he's slowed
To a speedy tongue of a frog
There was a black beetle named May
Who lived with a frog in some hay
Together they would roam
Adventures far from home
Singing yippe-Ki-yay all day
All the reptiles gathered 'round
When Elmer Frog hopped into town.
Never was history
Croaked with such boastful glee,
Till from his pad he fell and drowned.
There once was a hog and a big old dog,
Who made friends with a frog on a log,
T'was a wonderful sight,
On a moonlit night,
A dog and a hog on a log with a frog!
Written for contest depicting children's Limericks.
My flipping,flopping, bounding dog,
Excitedly jumped over a fallen log,
He should have looked before he leapt
Landing in a creek with his misstep,
Now he's dog paddling past a frog.
A man of middle height, bearded to his waist;
eyes almost hidden under heavy brows white;
stout and laborious of gait,
he came slowly by mid night…
bloody, could this man be “The Joker”No fist!
Last Christmas an ugly old frog
got fat drinking holiday nog.
But I saw him this fall
looking not fat at all -
in bright shorts out taking a jog!
Writtn Oct 10, 2016 for vivs missing lttr contst
My brown kelpy outback dog
Quite often gets on the grog,
He chases his tail constantly,
Briefly stopping to scratch a flea,
Then, off with the sheep to play leap-frog.
There once was a really small dog.
And he liked to play in the bog.
He jumped really high,
and was trying to fly.
But then was eaten by a frog.
Who entered a pub for a round?
A rabbi with frog quite renowned
The bar tender, Pat
Asked, “Where did you get that?"
“In Brooklyn!" said the frog, “That's where they're found!"
There once was a kid who was green
the greenest green frog far cousins had seen,
yet to others his green behaved like a prince
but which creatures saw which did not matter since
this frog prince thought one without other obscene.
There once was an addled old dog
Who thought he was some sort of frog.
He would sit by the pond
And croak out a song
Of his time in some distant bog.
Clyde was harassed by a frog in his throat
Chances of finding a cure was remote
But much to ol' Clyde's surprise
Doc said feed it a few flies
Proving to be the perfect antidote
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Prince Charming was turned into a frog,
By a witch who lived in a bog.
He refused her a kiss,
Which caused her to hiss.
Now he sits in the bog on a log.
Entered in Andrea's Limericks
Old or New contest
While watching man jog to his friend
A frog croaked a future portend
Man finished his jog
By sitting on log
And that’s how the frog met his end
Joe the Yellow Canary
Lives next door to sweet Mary
A frog came in her house
Poor Mary gave a big rouse
Joe gave a shriek like fury
Leaping off a garden fence
There is a frog called Lily
She has very little sense
There isn’t one more silly
Leaping up without a care
Lily reaches for the sky
Hear that silly frog declare
Like a bird see how I fly!
Frog In Her Cup
there once a frog that jumped into her cup
he filled her rim so fast he got the hiccups
was all he could wrestle
as he swam her vessel`
croaks waned once a release of his buildup
I sat under an oak tree in fall
I must have fell asleep I recall
I awoke on a boat
with a frog in my throat
an elephant making a trunk call.
Contest surreal and daft
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw.
In the strange case of Pinto the frog,
"Innocent," he pleads (for the green fog)
He claims a magic fruit
Was the real cause of toot;
At least he didn't point to the dog
I had a little frog named Fred
To catch him I used a 2X4 across the head
With his permanent smile
He hopped around for a while
But the next day he was dead