Trump was playing with Betty Boop
When suddenly he had to poop
- Coronavirus scare -
No toilet paper there!
But FOX News picked up an hot scoop!
A competition was held in Bulgaria
to find out which girl's legs were hairier
The winning lassie
beat a huge chimpanzee
and a wiry old Irish Fox Terrier.
My grandson’s fiancé just rocks
She’s lovely, her name’s Fonda Fox
They are soon to marry
But Fonda won’t carry
His surname because it is Cox!
Thanks to a dear friend who said this is my best poem this year - hence the title!
Once there was a man called Jack, the crow
this crow wanted to be called as “clever crow”
believed “I am fox, the shrewd”
exploited "values misunderstood"
bloody jack is no “first citizen” but “esteemed citizen” now!
Once there was a man called More Sky,the Old Fox
fellow believes "All strategies have defence" cause
"Limit to growth" adapt
"Sustainable development" adapt
bloody how could MODE:I screw the Old Fox?
In the tall grass the rabbit tried to hide
"I'm so darned clever," he thought with great pride
His thinking was wrong
His ears were too long
"Run rabbit, run!" the laughing fox cried...
For the Rabbit contest..
FOX NEWS had many car chases
Without seeing any faces
CNN other news
they both give me the blues
the news ignoring the races
The democrat’s in quite a fight -
an umbrella could not end plight.
The needles are fine,
so rabies won’t shine.
It’s capital when a fox serves a bite.
On April 5th Representative Ami Bera was bitten by a fox
on the way to the Capital for votes.
Who’d hire Rielle as a turn on?
A lawyer turned word artist con
What—the wife’s not dead?
That fox Hunter in bed
Knows Senator Edwards as John
Pursuant to all that's been said
One might think that Trump's world is red
But Trump does not read
So one must concede
That Trump lies like no one who's dead!
A hound-dog I know had quite a habit
Of chasing every skirt 'til he'd nab it
He joined a fox-hunt
Then let out a grunt
Instead of a fox, he caught a rabbit
Donald Trump has just claimed that God
Orchestrated election fraud
So churches should close
Since everyone knows
The "God We Trust" gave Trump the nod
A face lift here and a tummy tuck there
Pearly white implants and bionic gold hair
A nose job that rocks
Once a hound now a fox
Beauty skin deep just got you a billionaire
I once knew a gal from Biloxi
Who was known for being quite foxy
Often she was giving,
But made a good living
And sometimes she worked as a proxy.
written June 27, 2021
Muck-Trucker Carlson told a big lie
But FOX News said they didn't know why
It couldn't be true
If people would do
Exactly as told to testify!
On Saturday night in the city
The seamen are looking for Titty
But sly as a fox
She gets off their rocks
Proving it pays to be pretty
Momentos of Harry Cox
The wife has stuffed in her box
She always wants more
I don't know what for
She's just as sly as a fox!
An antelope at the zoo’s gala
Stuck both horns right through a koala
He skewered an ox
And one Arctic fox
They now call him Vlad the impala
Human's are obsessed with the hands on the clock
There's a time for everything like putting on your socks
Can't break the rhythm
To some things we're driven
Like kissing young girlies and tickling their fox
There once was a well read young fox,
Who got her head stuck in a box,
She was having a look
At her favourite book,
By Seuss!1 It was all about socks!!
Girls are born with a money box
Which they may share best like a fox
If what boys spend
Just gives them wind
Then girls may purchase Blue Chip stocks
Donald Trump promised a Flat Tax
But cuts are more "Hi!" chat than axe
As sly as a fox
The Trumps loot Fort Knox
With lies quite shy of the facts
Watch All Other TV Stations
Except FOX, all other news TV Stations watch,
Because all up things Fox does seem to botch;
Night and day;
More irritation caused when Fox carved a notch.
Soul abducted by a fermented sweet drops
Morose temper, hauling like a deranged fox
Tongues idle within cracked lips
Herbs ashing between finger tips
A brawl stirred, Victims refugee on roof tops.
The midnight warning of Paul Revere:
"Liquor up front, poker in the rear!
The British are coming
To do their own plumbing
So ensure you leave a souvenir!"