Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Hot Off the Press
Trump was playing with Betty Boop
When suddenly he had to poop
- Coronavirus scare -
No toilet paper there!
But FOX News picked up an hot scoop!
Written by
Angela Sutherland
Categories:
funny,
Bulgarian Beauty
A competition was held in Bulgaria
to find out which girl's legs were hairier
The winning lassie
beat a huge chimpanzee
and a wiry old Irish Fox Terrier.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, word play,
'poem of the Year' Bawdy
My grandson’s fiancé just rocks
She’s lovely, her name’s Fonda Fox
They are soon to marry
But Fonda won’t carry
His surname because it is Cox!
Thanks to a dear friend who said this is my best poem this year - hence the title!
05/13/22
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Jack, the Crow
Once there was a man called Jack, the crow
this crow wanted to be called as “clever crow”
believed “I am fox, the shrewd”
exploited "values misunderstood"
bloody jack is no “first citizen” but “esteemed citizen” now!
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
The Old Fox
Once there was a man called More Sky,the Old Fox
fellow believes "All strategies have defence" cause
"Limit to growth" adapt
"Sustainable development" adapt
bloody how could MODE:I screw the Old Fox?
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
anxiety, confusion, dark, evil, science fiction, violence,
they're here already
Trump slyly picked Fox eye catchers
His heinous doctrine dispatchers
That from seed pods hatched!
Are we now outmatched
Invaded by body snatchers?
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
animals, funny,
Bad Decision
In the tall grass the rabbit tried to hide
"I'm so darned clever," he thought with great pride
His thinking was wrong
His ears were too long
"Run rabbit, run!" the laughing fox cried...
For the Rabbit contest..
Written by
Robert Heemstra
Categories:
freedom,
The Real News
FOX NEWS had many car chases
Without seeing any faces
CNN other news
they both give me the blues
the news ignoring the races
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
america, animal,
Danger At the Capitol
The democrat’s in quite a fight -
an umbrella could not end plight.
The needles are fine,
so rabies won’t shine.
It’s capital when a fox serves a bite.
On April 5th Representative Ami Bera was bitten by a fox
on the way to the Capital for votes.
4/9/2022
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny
Say It Ain'T So
Who’d hire Rielle as a turn on?
A lawyer turned word artist con
What—the wife’s not dead?
That fox Hunter in bed
Knows Senator Edwards as John
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political, truth,
Fox Veritas
Pursuant to all that's been said
One might think that Trump's world is red
But Trump does not read
So one must concede
That Trump lies like no one who's dead!
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor, satire,
Beauty Skin Deep
A face lift here and a tummy tuck there
Pearly white implants and bionic gold hair
A nose job that rocks
Once a hound now a fox
Beauty skin deep just got you a billionaire
12/20/22
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Sure Leave
On Saturday night in the city
The seamen are looking for Titty
But sly as a fox
She gets off their rocks
Proving it pays to be pretty
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
adventure, animal,
A Habit To Nab It
A hound-dog I know had quite a habit
Of chasing every skirt 'til he'd nab it
He joined a fox-hunt
Then let out a grunt
Instead of a fox, he caught a rabbit
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
god, political,
Fox Flash Fax
Donald Trump has just claimed that God
Orchestrated election fraud
So churches should close
Since everyone knows
The "God We Trust" gave Trump the nod
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
Biloxi Fox
I once knew a gal from Biloxi
Who was known for being quite foxy
Often she was giving,
But made a good living
And sometimes she worked as a proxy.
written June 27, 2021
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political,
Integrity
Muck-Trucker Carlson told a big lie
But FOX News said they didn't know why
It couldn't be true
If people would do
Exactly as told to testify!
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Jab-A-Thon
An antelope at the zoo’s gala
Stuck both horns right through a koala
He skewered an ox
And one Arctic fox
They now call him Vlad the impala
Written by
Lebogang Samson
Categories:
confusion, courage, crazy,
Clapperclaw
Soul abducted by a fermented sweet drops
Morose temper, hauling like a deranged fox
Tongues idle within cracked lips
Herbs ashing between finger tips
A brawl stirred, Victims refugee on roof tops.
Lebo-gFaith
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
animal, funny, literature,
Wildlife 20
Wildlife 20
There once was a well read young fox,
Who got her head stuck in a box,
She was having a look
At her favourite book,
By Seuss!1 It was all about socks!!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
history,
Fox Fact Check
The midnight warning of Paul Revere:
"Liquor up front, poker in the rear!
The British are coming
To do their own plumbing
So ensure you leave a souvenir!"
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
relationship,
The Village Venus
Momentos of Harry Cox
The wife has stuffed in her box
She always wants more
I don't know what for
She's just as sly as a fox!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political,
Hatchet Man
Donald Trump promised a Flat Tax
But cuts are more "Hi!" chat than axe
As sly as a fox
The Trumps loot Fort Knox
With lies quite shy of the facts
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
money, women,
Feemale
Girls are born with a money box
Which they may share best like a fox
If what boys spend
Just gives them wind
Then girls may purchase Blue Chip stocks
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
animal, humorous, sound,
What Does the Fox Say
What the fox says I cannot declare.
Some might say it's the fox's affair.
Does it yodel or purr?
Does it bark like a cur?
To be honest, I don't really care.