Limerick Poems About Fox | Fox Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Hot Off The Press

Trump was playing with Betty Boop
When suddenly he had to poop
- Coronavirus scare -
No toilet paper there!
But FOX News picked up an hot scoop!

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Poem Details | by angela sutherland |
Categories: funny,

Bulgarian Beauty

A competition was held in Bulgaria 
to find out which girl's legs were hairier
The winning lassie 
beat a huge chimpanzee 
and a wiry old Irish Fox Terrier.



Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Jack, the crow


Once there was a man called Jack, the crow
this crow wanted to be called as “clever crow”
believed “I am fox, the shrewd” 
exploited "values misunderstood"
bloody jack is no “first citizen” but “esteemed citizen” now!


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

The Old Fox

Once there was a man called More Sky,the Old Fox
fellow believes "All strategies have defence" cause
"Limit to growth" adapt
"Sustainable development" adapt
bloody how could MODE:I screw the Old Fox?


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, word play,

'POEM OF THE YEAR' BAWDY


My grandson’s fiancé just rocks She’s lovely, her name’s Fonda Fox They are soon to marry But Fonda won’t carry His surname because it is Cox! Thanks to a dear friend who said this is my best poem this year - hence the title! 05/13/22



Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: animals, funny,

Bad Decision





In the tall grass the rabbit tried to hide
"I'm so darned clever," he thought with great pride
His thinking was wrong
His ears were too long
"Run rabbit, run!" the laughing fox cried...


For the Rabbit contest..


Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: freedom,

The Real News

FOX NEWS had many car chases
Without seeing any faces
CNN other news
they both give me the blues
the news ignoring the races


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: america, animal,

DANGER AT THE CAPITOL

The democrat’s in quite a fight -
an umbrella could not end plight.
     The needles are fine,
     so rabies won’t shine.
It’s capital when a fox serves a bite.

On April 5th Representative Ami Bera was bitten by a fox
on the way to the Capital for votes.

4/9/2022


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny

Say it Ain't so

Who’d hire Rielle as a turn on?
A lawyer turned word artist con
What—the wife’s not dead?
That fox Hunter in bed
Knows Senator Edwards as John


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: adventure, animal,

A Habit to Nab It

A hound-dog I know had quite a habit
Of chasing every skirt 'til he'd nab it
   He joined a fox-hunt
   Then let out a grunt
Instead of a fox, he caught a rabbit


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political, truth,

FOX Veritas

Pursuant to all that's been said
One might think that Trump's world is red
But Trump does not read
So one must concede
That Trump lies like no one who's dead!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

Integrity

Muck-Trucker Carlson told a big lie
But FOX News said they didn't know why
It couldn't be true
If people would do
Exactly as told to testify!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: time,

Time's Obsession



Human's are obsessed with the hands on the clock There's a time for everything like putting on your socks Can't break the rhythm To some things we're driven Like kissing young girlies and tickling their fox


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: relationship,

The Village Venus

Momentos of Harry Cox
The wife has stuffed in her box
She always wants more
I don't know what for
She's just as sly as a fox!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: god, political,

FOX Flash Fax

Donald Trump has just claimed that God
Orchestrated election fraud
So churches should close
Since everyone knows
The "God We Trust" gave Trump the nod


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Watch All Other TV Stations

Watch All Other TV Stations

Except FOX, all other news TV Stations watch,
Because all up things Fox does seem to botch;
Whittle away,
Night and day;
More irritation caused when Fox carved a notch.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Sure Leave

On Saturday night in the city
The seamen are looking for Titty
But sly as a fox 
She gets off their rocks
Proving it pays to be pretty


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

Hatchet Man

Donald Trump promised a Flat Tax
But cuts are more "Hi!" chat than axe
As sly as a fox
The Trumps loot Fort Knox
With lies quite shy of the facts


Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: humorous,

Biloxi Fox

I once knew a gal from Biloxi Who was known for being quite foxy Often she was giving, But made a good living And sometimes she worked as a proxy.
written June 27, 2021


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: money, women,

Feemale

Girls are born with a money box
Which they may share best like a fox
If what boys spend
Just gives them wind
Then girls may purchase Blue Chip stocks


Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: animal, funny, literature,

Wildlife 20

Wildlife 20

There once was a well read young fox,
Who got her head stuck in a box,
She was having a look
At her favourite book,
By Seuss!1 It was all about socks!!


Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Jab-a-thon

An antelope at the zoo’s gala Stuck both horns right through a koala He skewered an ox And one Arctic fox They now call him Vlad the impala


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: nonsense,

FOX Noose

Laurence Welk's own bubble machine
Blew airheads inside the pop scene
So puffed up with air
That they did not care
A needle delivers vaccine


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: history,

FOX Fact Check

The midnight warning of Paul Revere:
"Liquor up front, poker in the rear!
The British are coming
To do their own plumbing
So ensure you leave a souvenir!"


Poem Details | by Lebogang Samson |
Categories: confusion, courage, crazy,

Clapperclaw

Soul abducted by a fermented sweet drops
Morose temper, hauling like a deranged fox
   Tongues idle within cracked lips
    Herbs ashing between finger tips
 A brawl stirred, Victims refugee on roof tops.
 
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