Trump was playing with Betty Boop
When suddenly he had to poop
- Coronavirus scare -
No toilet paper there!
But FOX News picked up an hot scoop!
A competition was held in Bulgaria
to find out which girl's legs were hairier
The winning lassie
beat a huge chimpanzee
and a wiry old Irish Fox Terrier.
Once there was a man called Jack, the crow
this crow wanted to be called as “clever crow”
believed “I am fox, the shrewd”
exploited "values misunderstood"
bloody jack is no “first citizen” but “esteemed citizen” now!
Once there was a man called More Sky,the Old Fox
fellow believes "All strategies have defence" cause
"Limit to growth" adapt
"Sustainable development" adapt
bloody how could MODE:I screw the Old Fox?
My grandson’s fiancé just rocks
She’s lovely, her name’s Fonda Fox
They are soon to marry
But Fonda won’t carry
His surname because it is Cox!
Thanks to a dear friend who said this is my best poem this year - hence the title!
In the tall grass the rabbit tried to hide
"I'm so darned clever," he thought with great pride
His thinking was wrong
His ears were too long
"Run rabbit, run!" the laughing fox cried...
For the Rabbit contest..
FOX NEWS had many car chases
Without seeing any faces
CNN other news
they both give me the blues
the news ignoring the races
The democrat’s in quite a fight -
an umbrella could not end plight.
The needles are fine,
so rabies won’t shine.
It’s capital when a fox serves a bite.
On April 5th Representative Ami Bera was bitten by a fox
on the way to the Capital for votes.
Who’d hire Rielle as a turn on?
A lawyer turned word artist con
What—the wife’s not dead?
That fox Hunter in bed
Knows Senator Edwards as John
A hound-dog I know had quite a habit
Of chasing every skirt 'til he'd nab it
He joined a fox-hunt
Then let out a grunt
Instead of a fox, he caught a rabbit
Pursuant to all that's been said
One might think that Trump's world is red
But Trump does not read
So one must concede
That Trump lies like no one who's dead!
Muck-Trucker Carlson told a big lie
But FOX News said they didn't know why
It couldn't be true
If people would do
Exactly as told to testify!
Human's are obsessed with the hands on the clock
There's a time for everything like putting on your socks
Can't break the rhythm
To some things we're driven
Like kissing young girlies and tickling their fox
Momentos of Harry Cox
The wife has stuffed in her box
She always wants more
I don't know what for
She's just as sly as a fox!
Donald Trump has just claimed that God
Orchestrated election fraud
So churches should close
Since everyone knows
The "God We Trust" gave Trump the nod
Watch All Other TV Stations
Except FOX, all other news TV Stations watch,
Because all up things Fox does seem to botch;
Night and day;
More irritation caused when Fox carved a notch.
On Saturday night in the city
The seamen are looking for Titty
But sly as a fox
She gets off their rocks
Proving it pays to be pretty
Donald Trump promised a Flat Tax
But cuts are more "Hi!" chat than axe
As sly as a fox
The Trumps loot Fort Knox
With lies quite shy of the facts
I once knew a gal from Biloxi
Who was known for being quite foxy
Often she was giving,
But made a good living
And sometimes she worked as a proxy.
written June 27, 2021
Girls are born with a money box
Which they may share best like a fox
If what boys spend
Just gives them wind
Then girls may purchase Blue Chip stocks
There once was a well read young fox,
Who got her head stuck in a box,
She was having a look
At her favourite book,
By Seuss!1 It was all about socks!!
An antelope at the zoo’s gala
Stuck both horns right through a koala
He skewered an ox
And one Arctic fox
They now call him Vlad the impala
Laurence Welk's own bubble machine
Blew airheads inside the pop scene
So puffed up with air
That they did not care
A needle delivers vaccine
The midnight warning of Paul Revere:
"Liquor up front, poker in the rear!
The British are coming
To do their own plumbing
So ensure you leave a souvenir!"
Soul abducted by a fermented sweet drops
Morose temper, hauling like a deranged fox
Tongues idle within cracked lips
Herbs ashing between finger tips
A brawl stirred, Victims refugee on roof tops.