Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, inspirational,
What's In a Name
We boarded a flight to Hong Kong
Our pilot was called Sum Ting Wong
I’d a smile on my face
As his flying was ace -
His parents sure got his name wrong!
09 04 17
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
best friend, bird, flying, giggle, humor, humorous, sound,
unfortunate singer
my friend quigley likes to sing
really almost any thing
till once a high note
caused a bird to float
back down to earth less one wing.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, flying, humorous,
She's Not Leaving On a Jet Plane
An overweight lady named Annie
Has got an absurdly large fanny
Since she boarded a plane
That is destined for Spain
She's wedged in the seat in Miami!
Thanks to Andrea for helping me with the meter for this one
Jan Allison
12th April 2016
Written by
Quintin Reda
Categories:
12th grade,
Speedy Frog
Lunch as an insect in the fog
Flying in a swamp by a log
For a starving toad
Though surely he's slowed
To a speedy tongue of a frog
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
flying, history, humor, silly, word play,
Making Airplanes
Making airplanes is Wichita's main thing
The worlds air capital, said Bing news last spring
Cessna, and Lear jet
Are great you can bet,
But there was a story about Boeing on Bing!
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Circus Acts - Beware the Common Cold
The phenomenon known as a sneeze
Hits with major velocityJeez!
What a mess might ensue
If you heard an “A-choo!”
From the guy on the flying trapeze.
For The Sneezing Limerick Poetry Contest
hosted by ~Gwendolen~
Written by
Sherif Goda
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, nature,
Natural Beauty
The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
bird, flying, humorous,
Why I'M Glad Elephants Can'T Fly
I looked at a bird flying high
Its poop landed up in my eye
I looked such a disgrace
As it slid down my face
Folks laughed, but I wanted to cry
FICTION WRITE!
01~06~17
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
flying, fun, humor, travel,
It's Time To Pray
At the Airport two plonkers did say
If the Pilots female it's time to pray
Wow, how sexist are we
To say such so free
Hopefully we'll see her reversing display
.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Flying Reindeer
A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, earth, farm, flying, giggle, humor, humorous,
ufo
ufos fly lake erie
and blow air force theory
for each tows signs
flashing these lines
we stole a cow from oleary.
Written by
Marrissa Kamckey- Harms
Categories:
funny, happiness, life, prayer,
Falling Down- Trochee
Every time I take a step,
I end up falling down.
Legs flying throw the air,
Making me look like a clown.
Though if I jump up in the sky,
Holding a simple prayer in my mind.
I fly....
Only to land on my behind!:-)
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sad,
Tally-Ho
Tally-ho, the young steeplechase rider cried
As his horse stumbled over the barrier he up and died
The rider went flying
He heard as he lay dying
“Welcome cowboy” he heard a voice from the other side
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
patriotic,
High Flying Flag
High Flying Flag
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012
The flag was perched aright
It was properly lit at night.
It drew many views,
Was daily in the news,
Till it vanished from everyone’s sight.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
anxiety, england, flying, funny, humor, humorous, london,
flying dutchman
once a pilot from london
always carried an onion
but when he would speak
his flight crews would freak
so now he brings a bourbon.
Written by
Demetrios Trifiatis
Categories:
anniversary, moon, voyage,
Walking On the Moon
Fifty years ago on the moon went Man
T'was a trip that had long before begun
When he dreamed flying up high
To soar wished and reach the sky
Now planets wants to conquer if he can!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
21 July 2019
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
My Very Big Head
Tribute poems are flying back and forth
Had more than my share, my voice is hoarse
From thanking you all
I'm having a ball
Head's so big now, can't fit through the door
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
desire,
Flying High
Wish I had wings like the birdies possess
I'd fly through the skies getting rid of all stress
Flying high up there
Winds blowing my hair
Giving thanks for all the happiness I possess
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
farewell, flying, fun, funny, giggle, humor, sky,
drop in traveler
i once knew a girl named sloot
who liked to travel by chute
dropping into a town
she would leave with a frown
due to the awful commute.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
business
Gabrielle Giffords In the Wild West
Hawaii’s coffee is Kona
Mexico’s beer is Corona
But Tucson loves Stock
And now owns a used Glock
For the gun culture of Arizona
Author's note: News flash--Glocks are now flying off the shelves in Arizona.
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funnyme,
I'M Innocent I Tell Ya
I’m innocent, but they arrested me off the plane
They say my actions were utterly insane
Locked me up in Guantanamo Bay
For five year to this very today
For flying to Afghanistan to deliver a bomb to my brother Hussain
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fish,
Flying Fish
A species of fish can actually jump into your boat
Asian Carp they're called, six feet in the air they can float
Up to 100 pounds
Can bust your crown
No need for a fishing line, but you sure can be smote
Written by
Russell Sivey
Categories:
flying, writing,
Flying Speed
Stripping the fingertips off your hand
Snaps quickly, just like a rubber band
You type so fast
Words that will last
Flying speed, it’s nothing like quicksand
Russell Sivey
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
animal, flying,
Poor Mouse
I decided that a silly poem I would write
About a mouse who wanted to fly a kite
Up, up went the mouse
Right over the house
Last seen hanging on with all of his might...
For the Silly Poem contest..
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
anxiety, flying, teen love,
Mighty Uptight
Superman was feeling mighty uptight
So he went out for a long midnight flight
Spotted two teens making love
Shut his eyes tight as a glove
But his blue leotard turned hard, alright