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Written by Sneha Rv
Categories: imagination, wisdom,

Logic Vs Imagination

Logic will get you from A to BImagination will take you everywhere
- Albert Einstein


Using wit and logic here and there
May help you out in times of despair -
But if you jump from the sky,
And think you could fly
Imagining does take you EVERYWHERE!


Written by Joseph May
Categories: animal, funny love,

A Massive Dump

If elephants were able to fly
 And soar above the clouds on high
 We'd just become a clump
 When they took a dump
 And that we can't deny!
                  --
 Inspired by Jan's limerick



Written by Erik Savage
Categories: grandmother, nonsense, silly,

Grannys Glass Eye

My grandmother lost her glass eye
She sneezed when she breathed in a fly
As her eyeball flew by
She exclaimed my oh my
My glass eye has learned how to fly


Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: flower, love,

Flower Arrangement

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT The dandy wind pillows soft seeds, That fly o’er the green grass and breeds. A Winter of snow, And springtime sun glow ~ He loves me he loves me not weeds. 11/8/2017


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Till My Wings They Get All Sore-A

There's this sweet young lassie named Laura When she visits, l fall down on the floor-a So excited am I My heart, it doth fly Till my wings, they get all quite sore-a © Jack Ellison 2015



Written by Probir Gupta
Categories: emotions,

If I Were An Elephant

If I were an elephant
I would marry my mahout man
Would fly very high
Up in the blue sky
Then fall down in a skeleton
_______________________________

12/12/2016


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: cat, humor,

Kept Cat

Kept Cat
You called me your dream bird, now it's too late We'd fly off in bliss, our purr-fect dream date I deemed you my winner you deemed me your dinner How does it feel to be my kept cat, mate?


Written by Joyce Johnson
Categories: funny,

Who Cares

Mama wants to talk of birds and the bees.
Wonder why she wants to tell about these.
I know that birds sing
And honey bees sting.
I'd rather fly my new kite in the breeze.


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: health, humorous,

Dental Drama

My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!

1/10/19


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Seeing Shoes With Views

Seeing Shoes with Views

When we would start seeing our shoes,
Around each one there are many views;
And shoe fly;
Go bye bye;
They come in a pair always being twos.

Jim Horn

Nothing that you have ever read before
for sure to endure that of took a tour.


Written by Chris Matt
Categories: childhood

Basketball Shoes

My basketball sneakers could make me fly
In fourth grade I could jump so high
I wasn't the best on the team
But I was in my dream
With those shoes, I swear I could touch the sky.


Written by Sharon Smith
Categories: animals, children, funny,

There Once Was a Pig

There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!


Written by Tony Ajah
Categories: social, dream, dream,

Nigeria of My Dream

A place that gives wings to my dreams
And hushes my fears, worries and screams
Where I’d develop stronger wings to fly
Rising so higher, touching the blue sky
That I dream and pray it ends not as dream


Written by Kristen Bruni
Categories: sports

The Love of Hockey

The slice of the skates creates
An atmosphere of greats
They fly on the ice
Not the least bit of nice
A game of ego awaits.


Written by Gail Debole
Categories: animals,

Monkeying Around

Written by Gail DeBole

The white-handed Gibbon swung high
     but he still was too young to fly
through the air between trees
    'til along came a breeze
which carried him through clear blue sky.


Written by Jack Horne
Categories: fantasy,

Kids' Funny Farm

I live on a farm in the sky;
we milk all the pigs as they fly;
at harvest we reap
the eggs from the sheep, 
and shear woolly cows in a sty.


Written by Kim Merryman
Categories: bird, girl, humorous,

Lucy's Goosey

There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.


8/24/13
For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest


Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: funny,

Fly In His Soup

Clyde found a fly floundering in his soup

   This discovery threw him for a loop

      He summoned the maitre d'

         And that pompous ass, said he

           "Don't worry! He'll die if he eats that goop!"

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: bird, flying, humorous,

Why I'M Glad Elephants Can'T Fly

I looked at a bird flying high Its poop landed up in my eye I looked such a disgrace As it slid down my face Folks laughed, but I wanted to cry FICTION WRITE! 01~06~17


Written by Susan Mills
Categories: nature

Do Do Birds

A birdsnest hairdo
Birds sit in the dew
Said the bird, "let us fly!"
Said the other, "lets sing a lullaby!"
So they flew overtop singing and did
big do do!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humor,

Banana Cream Pie

Banana Cream Pie I could eat by the barrel My waistline would suffer, it's a losing battle I could eat like a fly Forego all that pie And still I'd resemble some hefty beef cattle © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Tirzah Conway
Categories: allegory, family, father, funny, husband, mother, wife

She Really Did Get This Call

I wish I could be a fly on the wall,
  
When my poor old mother gets the phone call,

        “He’s here at the bar
  
        Quick bring us your car,

Your husband just got in a brawl”


Written by Ralph Taylor
Categories: funny

Fly Spy

As a fly on the wall of Larry's domain

I would witness first hand the cause of his pain

        Once I saw what I saw

        Larry's Mother-in-Law

I'm sure that  I'd never go back there again!


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: cheer up, earth, farm, flying, giggle, humor, humorous,

ufo

ufos fly lake erie

and blow air force theory

for each tows signs

flashing these lines

we stole a cow from oleary.


Written by Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories: childhood, education, funny, teen,

Job Interview

There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!