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Poem Details | by Sneha RV |
Categories: imagination, wisdom,

Logic vs Imagination

Logic will get you from A to BImagination will take you everywhere
- Albert Einstein


Using wit and logic here and there
May help you out in times of despair -
But if you jump from the sky,
And you think you could fly
Imagining does take you EVERYWHERE!

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Poem Details | by Erik Savage |
Categories: grandmother, nonsense, silly,

Grannys glass eye

My grandmother lost her glass eye
She sneezed when she breathed in a fly
As her eyeball flew by
She exclaimed my oh my
My glass eye has learned how to fly



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Till My Wings They Get All Sore-A



There's this sweet young lassie named Laura When she visits, l fall down on the floor-a So excited am I My heart, it doth fly Till my wings, they get all quite sore-a © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Joseph May |
Categories: animal, funny love,

A massive dump

 If elephants were able to fly
 And soar above the clouds on high
 We'd just become a clump
 When they took a dump
 And that we can't deny!
                  --
 Inspired by Jan's limerick
 


Poem Details | by Probir Gupta |
Categories: emotions,

If I Were An Elephant

If I were an elephant
I would marry my mahout man
Would fly very high
Up in the blue sky
Then fall down in a skeleton
_______________________________

12/12/2016



Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: flower, love,

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT The dandy wind pillows soft seeds, That fly o’er the green grass and breeds. A Winter of snow, And springtime sun glow ~ He loves me he loves me not weeds. 11/8/2017


Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny,

Who Cares

Mama wants to talk of birds and the bees.
Wonder why she wants to tell about these.
I know that birds sing
And honey bees sting.
I'd rather fly my new kite in the breeze.


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: health, humorous,

DENTAL DRAMA


My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!

1/10/19


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Seeing Shoes with Views

Seeing Shoes with Views

When we would start seeing our shoes,
Around each one there are many views;
And shoe fly;
Go bye bye;
They come in a pair always being twos.

Jim Horn

Nothing that you have ever read before
for sure to endure that of took a tour.


Poem Details | by Chris Matt |
Categories: childhood

Basketball Shoes

My basketball sneakers could make me fly
In fourth grade I could jump so high
I wasn't the best on the team
But I was in my dream
With those shoes, I swear I could touch the sky.


Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

There Once Was a Pig

There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!


Poem Details | by Tony Ajah |
Categories: social, dream, dream,

Nigeria of My Dream

A place that gives wings to my dreams
And hushes my fears, worries and screams
Where I’d develop stronger wings to fly
Rising so higher, touching the blue sky
That I dream and pray it ends not as dream         


Poem Details | by kristen bruni |
Categories: sports

The Love of Hockey

The slice of the skates creates
An atmosphere of greats
They fly on the ice
Not the least bit of nice
A game of ego awaits.


Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: animals,

Monkeying Around

Written by Gail DeBole

The white-handed Gibbon swung high
     but he still was too young to fly
through the air between trees
    'til along came a breeze
which carried him through clear blue sky.


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: bird, girl, humorous,

Lucy's Goosey

There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.


8/24/13
For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: fantasy,

Kids' Funny Farm

I live on a farm in the sky;
we milk all the pigs as they fly;
at harvest we reap
the eggs from the sheep, 
and shear woolly cows in a sty.


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny,

Fly In His Soup

Clyde found a fly floundering in his soup

   This discovery threw him for a loop

      He summoned the maitre d'

         And that pompous ass, said he

           "Don't worry! He'll die if he eats that goop!"

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Susan Mills |
Categories: nature

Do Do Birds

A birdsnest hairdo
Birds sit in the dew
Said the bird, "let us fly!"
Said the other, "lets sing a lullaby!"
So they flew overtop singing and did
big do do!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Banana Cream Pie



Banana Cream Pie I could eat by the barrel My waistline would suffer, it's a losing battle I could eat like a fly Forego all that pie And still I'd resemble some hefty beef cattle © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Tirzah Conway |
Categories: allegory, family, father, funny, husband, mother, wife

She really did get this call

I wish I could be a fly on the wall,
  
When my poor old mother gets the phone call,

        “He’s here at the bar
  
        Quick bring us your car,

Your husband just got in a brawl”


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny

Fly Spy

As a fly on the wall of Larry's domain

I would witness first hand the cause of his pain

        Once I saw what I saw

        Larry's Mother-in-Law

I'm sure that  I'd never go back there again!


Poem Details | by iolanda Scripca |
Categories: funny

My Dear Mr. Hansen

"Jacoby & Meyers" -  gave me a pale
Round bellied attorney with pony tail
 "Cash Only !" asking so far
After four weeks - got disbarred
Oranges fly between bars in Palmdale...


for Carolyn's Limerick Contest on Lawyers


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

Paddy's Flight




Our Paddy wanted to learn how to fly
He climbed up on the roof to give it a try
He dropped like a stone
And started to groan
"Perhaps a rule of physics I didn't apply"…

Einstein Quote-
A man who never made a mistake never tried 
anything new…


Poem Details | by Marrissa Kamckey- Harms |
Categories: funny, happiness, life, prayer,

Falling Down- Trochee

Every time I take a step,
I end up falling down.
Legs flying throw the air,
Making me look like a clown.

Though if I jump up in the sky,
Holding a simple prayer in my mind.
I fly....
Only to land on my behind!:-)


Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: childhood, education, funny, teen,

Job Interview

There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!