Written by
Sneha Rv
Categories:
imagination, wisdom,
Logic Vs Imagination
Logic will get you from A to BImagination will take you everywhere
- Albert Einstein
Using wit and logic here and there
May help you out in times of despair -
But if you jump from the sky,
And think you could fly
Imagining does take you EVERYWHERE!
Written by
Joseph May
Categories:
animal, funny love,
A Massive Dump
If elephants were able to fly
And soar above the clouds on high
We'd just become a clump
When they took a dump
And that we can't deny!
--
Inspired by Jan's limerick
Written by
Erik Savage
Categories:
grandmother, nonsense, silly,
Grannys Glass Eye
My grandmother lost her glass eye
She sneezed when she breathed in a fly
As her eyeball flew by
She exclaimed my oh my
My glass eye has learned how to fly
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
flower, love,
Flower Arrangement
FLOWER ARRANGEMENT
The dandy wind pillows soft seeds,
That fly o’er the green grass and breeds.
A Winter of snow,
And springtime sun glow ~
He loves me he loves me not weeds.
11/8/2017
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Till My Wings They Get All Sore-A
There's this sweet young lassie named Laura
When she visits, l fall down on the floor-a
So excited am I
My heart, it doth fly
Till my wings, they get all quite sore-a
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Probir Gupta
Categories:
emotions,
If I Were An Elephant
If I were an elephant
I would marry my mahout man
Would fly very high
Up in the blue sky
Then fall down in a skeleton
_______________________________
12/12/2016
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
cat, humor,
Kept Cat
Kept Cat
You called me your dream bird, now it's too late
We'd fly off in bliss, our purr-fect dream date
I deemed you my winner
you deemed me your dinner
How does it feel to be my kept cat, mate?
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny,
Who Cares
Mama wants to talk of birds and the bees.
Wonder why she wants to tell about these.
I know that birds sing
And honey bees sting.
I'd rather fly my new kite in the breeze.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
health, humorous,
Dental Drama
My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!
1/10/19
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Seeing Shoes With Views
Seeing Shoes with Views
When we would start seeing our shoes,
Around each one there are many views;
And shoe fly;
Go bye bye;
They come in a pair always being twos.
Jim Horn
Nothing that you have ever read before
for sure to endure that of took a tour.
Written by
Chris Matt
Categories:
childhood
Basketball Shoes
My basketball sneakers could make me fly
In fourth grade I could jump so high
I wasn't the best on the team
But I was in my dream
With those shoes, I swear I could touch the sky.
Written by
Sharon Smith
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
There Once Was a Pig
There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!
Written by
Tony Ajah
Categories:
social, dream, dream,
Nigeria of My Dream
A place that gives wings to my dreams
And hushes my fears, worries and screams
Where I’d develop stronger wings to fly
Rising so higher, touching the blue sky
That I dream and pray it ends not as dream
Written by
Kristen Bruni
Categories:
sports
The Love of Hockey
The slice of the skates creates
An atmosphere of greats
They fly on the ice
Not the least bit of nice
A game of ego awaits.
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
animals,
Monkeying Around
Written by Gail DeBole
The white-handed Gibbon swung high
but he still was too young to fly
through the air between trees
'til along came a breeze
which carried him through clear blue sky.
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
fantasy,
Kids' Funny Farm
I live on a farm in the sky;
we milk all the pigs as they fly;
at harvest we reap
the eggs from the sheep,
and shear woolly cows in a sty.
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
bird, girl, humorous,
Lucy's Goosey
There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.
8/24/13
For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny,
Fly In His Soup
Clyde found a fly floundering in his soup
This discovery threw him for a loop
He summoned the maitre d'
And that pompous ass, said he
"Don't worry! He'll die if he eats that goop!"
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
bird, flying, humorous,
Why I'M Glad Elephants Can'T Fly
I looked at a bird flying high
Its poop landed up in my eye
I looked such a disgrace
As it slid down my face
Folks laughed, but I wanted to cry
FICTION WRITE!
01~06~17
Written by
Susan Mills
Categories:
nature
Do Do Birds
A birdsnest hairdo
Birds sit in the dew
Said the bird, "let us fly!"
Said the other, "lets sing a lullaby!"
So they flew overtop singing and did
big do do!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Banana Cream Pie
Banana Cream Pie I could eat by the barrel
My waistline would suffer, it's a losing battle
I could eat like a fly
Forego all that pie
And still I'd resemble some hefty beef cattle
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Tirzah Conway
Categories:
allegory, family, father, funny, husband, mother, wife
She Really Did Get This Call
I wish I could be a fly on the wall,
When my poor old mother gets the phone call,
“He’s here at the bar
Quick bring us your car,
Your husband just got in a brawl”
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
Fly Spy
As a fly on the wall of Larry's domain
I would witness first hand the cause of his pain
Once I saw what I saw
Larry's Mother-in-Law
I'm sure that I'd never go back there again!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, earth, farm, flying, giggle, humor, humorous,
ufo
ufos fly lake erie
and blow air force theory
for each tows signs
flashing these lines
we stole a cow from oleary.
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
childhood, education, funny, teen,
Job Interview
There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!