Limerick Poems About Flounder | Flounder Limerick Poems
Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: marriage,

Crumbs On the Counter

Man and wife are at opposite ends of the scale When it comes agreeing on what's important in life, we fail Obsessed with crumbs on the counter Berates him till into a battle they flounder Life's too short to worry about crumbs for peace to prevail


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Beckon and Dead Reckon

Beckon and Dead Reckon 

I hear quaint calls that do beckon;
Determine direction must dead recon,
To find out angle where coming from;
Catch flounder, dolphin and some drum,
And need right equipment for detecting.

Jim Horn



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: confusion,

Aliens

What's the consensus bout the existence of aliens My take on the subject is their all homo sapiens Dressed in white sheets With enormous big feet Smelling like skunks and flounder simultaneous


Written by Oliver Mckeithan
Categories: fish, fishing, funny,

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there was an old flounder named May who lived in the Chesapeake Bay each day was a test and he considered himself blessed if he survived being made catch of the day


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: sad,

My Mood

My mood is down for obvious reasons Trying to stay strong but anxiety increases With each passing hour More and more I flounder When will it end, my concern for her deepens



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: emotions,

Bizarre

Holy crapola, depends on who we are Some grab the brass ring and swing from a star Others flounder about Dribble from the mouth But at the very least, life's still quite bizarre