Poem Details | by
Sathya Babu |
Categories:
funny, humor,
Eye vent out on a clear blew ski day
butt the whether vase read hot the hole day
board eye go far a movie
knot a sole hear maid eerie
sow eye flea this haul two call it a day
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Poem Details | by
Sharon Smith |
Categories:
animal, cat, dog, food, children,
A dog and a cat and a flea,
All sat down to some tea,
They all ate some ham,
With some bread and some jam,
And were all as content as can be.
Poem Details | by
Donald J Bennett |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, old,
A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
they're flat
And that was that
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
animals, funny,
Two monkeys laughed their heads off in a tree.
It was because of the sight they did see.
There was a hole in the ground.
Three moles scratched and jumped around.
They were bitten by a lunatic flea.
© October 9, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
adventure, bullying, dog, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,
hear about the angry flea
flitting about crabbily
well it hopped a dog
who fell in a bog
and they floated out to sea.
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, funny,
My brown kelpy outback dog
Quite often gets on the grog,
He chases his tail constantly,
Briefly stopping to scratch a flea,
Then, off with the sheep to play leap-frog.
Poem Details | by
Rockman Pritts |
Categories:
funny
Is that a flea on me?
Get off of me you flea
'Cause I'll crush your crust
And I'll flick your dust
Then You'll see I don't like fleas
Rockman :-)
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funny
Who said that money doesn't grow on trees
You can't pick it anytime that you please
But throughout this recession
My dog's in depression
For to a circus I'm selling his fleas
Poem Details | by
Judith S |
Categories:
humorous,
I want to entrap him to set him free
But how do you catch what you just can't see
I come near the sound
Yet when I'm around
His PEEP becomes mute as a sand flea!!
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funny
One appointment I'd like to forget
A place that always makes me sweat
A simple doctor's exam
He doesn't know who I am
I took a wrong turn and went to the vet
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Horse drawn carriages were at the will of the stag
What if he had a scrap with his nagging old nag
Must be the same
In the equestrian game
It's a universal complaint for us male fleabags
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
dog,
A day in the life of a flea
Is just one too many for me
So please swap your cur
For something sans fur
To avoid a catastrophe!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
word play,
On Saturday I went shopping
Where someone's fleas were still hopping
I don't wish to give blood
To fleas jumping from crud
Go somewhere else for flea swapping!
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trump and Pathetic Plea
When in mattress, he would find a flea,
Trump had made another pathetic plea;
I am a loser,
And abuser;
You must impeach and then remove me.
Jim Horn