Written by
Sathya Babu
Categories:
funny, humor,
Here Me Write - Word Play Homophone
Eye vent out on a clear blew ski day
butt the whether vase read hot the hole day
board eye go far a movie
knot a sole hear maid eerie
sow eye flea this haul two call it a day
Written by
Sharon Smith
Categories:
animal, cat, dog, food, children,
A Dog and a Cat and a Flea
A dog and a cat and a flea,
All sat down to some tea,
They all ate some ham,
With some bread and some jam,
And were all as content as can be.
Written by
Donald J Bennett
Categories:
fantasy, funny, old,
A Sad Old Flea
A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
they're flat
And that was that
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
adventure, bullying, dog, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,
resentful flea
hear about the angry flea
flitting about crabbily
it hopped on a dog
who fell in a bog
and both floated out to sea.
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
animals, funny,
Two Monkeys In a Tree
Two monkeys laughed their heads off in a tree.
It was because of the sight they did see.
There was a hole in the ground.
Three moles scratched and jumped around.
They were bitten by a lunatic flea.
© October 9, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Drunken Outback Dog
My brown kelpy outback dog
Quite often gets on the grog,
He chases his tail constantly,
Briefly stopping to scratch a flea,
Then, off with the sheep to play leap-frog.
Written by
Rockman Pritts
Categories:
funny
Flea Limerick
Is that a flea on me?
Get off of me you flea
'Cause I'll crush your crust
And I'll flick your dust
Then You'll see I don't like fleas
Rockman :-)
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
Flea Circus
Who said that money doesn't grow on trees
You can't pick it anytime that you please
But throughout this recession
My dog's in depression
For to a circus I'm selling his fleas
Written by
Judith S
Categories:
humorous,
Cricket In My House - Part 2
I want to entrap him to set him free
But how do you catch what you just can't see
I come near the sound
Yet when I'm around
His PEEP becomes mute as a sand flea!!
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
Flea Dip
One appointment I'd like to forget
A place that always makes me sweat
A simple doctor's exam
He doesn't know who I am
I took a wrong turn and went to the vet
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
dog,
Cur Grrr
A day in the life of a flea
Is just one too many for me
So please swap your cur
For something sans fur
To avoid a catastrophe!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Male Flea Bags
Horse drawn carriages were at the will of the stag
What if he had a scrap with his nagging old nag
Must be the same
In the equestrian game
It's a universal complaint for us male fleabags
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
word play,
Flee Market
On Saturday I went shopping
Where someone's fleas were still hopping
I don't wish to give blood
To fleas jumping from crud
Go somewhere else for flea swapping!
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trump and Pathetic Plea
Trump and Pathetic Plea
When in mattress, he would find a flea,
Trump had made another pathetic plea;
I am a loser,
And abuser;
You must impeach and then remove me.
Jim Horn