Limerick Poems About Flea | Flea Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Sathya Babu |
Categories: funny, humor,

Here me write - Word play Homophone


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butt the whether vase read hot the hole day
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knot a sole hear maid eerie
sow eye flea this haul two call it a day

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Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: animal, cat, dog, food, children,

A Dog And A Cat And A Flea

A dog and a cat and a flea,
All sat down to some tea,
They all ate some ham,
With some bread and some jam,
And were all as content as can be.



Poem Details | by Donald J Bennett |
Categories: fantasy, funny, old,

A sad old flea

A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
they're flat
And that was that


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: adventure, bullying, dog, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,

Resentful Flea

Hear about the angry flea
Flitting about crabbily.
Well it hopped a dog
Who fell in a bog,
And they floated out to sea.


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Drunken Outback Dog

My brown kelpy outback dog
Quite often gets on the grog,
He chases his tail constantly,
Briefly stopping to scratch a flea,
Then, off with the sheep to play leap-frog.



Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: animals, funny,

Two Monkeys in a Tree

Two monkeys laughed their heads off in a tree.
It was because of the sight they did see.
There was a hole in the ground.
Three moles scratched and jumped around.
They were bitten by a lunatic flea.

© October 9, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen


Poem Details | by Rockman Pritts |
Categories: funny

Flea Limerick

Is that a flea on me?
Get off of me you flea
'Cause I'll crush your crust
And I'll flick your dust
Then You'll see I don't like fleas


Rockman  :-)


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Flea Circus

Who said that money doesn't grow on trees
You can't pick it anytime that you please
But throughout this recession
My dog's in depression
For to a circus I'm selling his fleas


Poem Details | by Judith S |
Categories: humorous,

Cricket in my House - PART 2

I want to entrap him to set him free But how do you catch what you just can't see I come near the sound Yet when I'm around His PEEP becomes mute as a sand flea!!


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Flea Dip


One appointment I'd like to forget
A place that always makes me sweat
A simple doctor's exam
He doesn't know who I am
I took a wrong turn and went to the vet


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Male Flea Bags



Horse drawn carriages were at the will of the stag What if he had a scrap with his nagging old nag Must be the same In the equestrian game It's a universal complaint for us male fleabags


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: word play,

Flee Market

On Saturday I went shopping
Where someone's fleas were still hopping
I don't wish to give blood
To fleas jumping from crud
Go somewhere else for flea swapping!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: dog,

Cur Grrr

A day in the life of a flea
Is just one too many for me
So please swap your cur
For something sans fur
To avoid a catastrophe!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump and Pathetic Plea

Trump and Pathetic Plea

When in mattress,  he would find a flea,
Trump had made another pathetic plea;
I am a loser,
And abuser;
You must impeach and then remove me.

Jim Horn