Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
clothes,
Fishing Tackle Tm
The trousers he's wearing are Wrangler -
they're great for his job as an angler
(although on a trip
he busted his zip
and showed all those present his dangler).
written 6th December for Sara's Trademark contest
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, corruption, crazy, fishing, giggle, humor,
strange uncle
if i had another wish
i would want back my pet fish
for my uncle came to town
and in mothers dressing gown
served him on her fav'rite dish.
Written by
Shadow Hamilton
Categories:
fishing,
Dank Pants
A fisherman sat with line all lank
perched on crooked stool that soon sank
backside now all mud covered
his face an embarrassed red
off home he went with his pants all dank.
11/13/2014
contest: limericks clean and clever
Written by
Ed Morris
Categories:
fish, fishing, funny, humorous,
A Fishy Comparison
I can’t understand the ambition
Of people who love to go fishin’.
Outsmarting your dinner
Might say you’re a winner,
But what when you fail in that mission?
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, health
Sea Sick
I wanted to go fishing in the ocean
Forgot the result of constant motion
You wouldn't believe
How much I heaved
Would give gold for a nausea potion
For the "Fishing" contest.
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Fishing Or Not
I went a fishin in the neighborhood pond
Just when I cast it in I had to suddenly abscond
I didn’t think it was wrong
But the pond wore a thong
I was chased by the husband of Gertrude the blond
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny
Atticus
There’s no one as funny as Atticus
To go fishing he wrote out a syllabus
He outlined his day
Made a magnificent play
Yet caught with his squid more octopus
© Sep 27 2010 Charles Henderson
Placed 7th in Carolyn Devenshire's "Sea Tale Limerick" contest
Written by
Cindi Rockwell
Categories:
fishing, funny, myth, ocean, sea,
Catch of the Day
A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!
July 31, 2018
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
children, funny, people,
Gone Fishing
There's a fellow named Robert O'Toole.
He's the principal down at the school.
He cut classes today,
So the gossips all say.
Went fishing for bass in the car pool.
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
fishing,
The Wrong Bait
If I were to go fishing all day,
would you get mad and send me away,
'cause while the fish were biting
my ex was out man-sighting...
I ended up with no place to stay.
Written by
John Squires
Categories:
beach, fishing,
Fisher Mcbride
On the beach sat the fisher McBride
With his pole in a stand by his side
Then suddenly he had a big bite
And his pole took off into flight
Up he sprang, his mouth open wide
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
adventure, food, sea
A Fisherman's Doubt
From a low, wind-swept bridge almost color beige,
I toss my fishing cane made in Anchorage,
hoping to catch some fish soon...
as I scorch in the hot noon;
if I failed again, it would increase my rage!
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, dedication, family, children, funny, happiness, imagination, inspirational, passion, places, sea, seasons, sports, uplifting, visionary
A Drunken Tale
Over lips and through da gums
Hooked minno is going down some
Depth by depth there she sinks
Hooked a dam dogfish oh how that stinks
Pulled anchor and now drowning in rum
Tribute To Fishing
Also Entry For
Carolyn Devonshire's
Sea Tale Limericks
GL All
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Caught Cold Trout
Caught Cold Trout
Beyond a shadow of a doubt
went fishing to catch some cold trout
I only did caught
a cold and wet dot
along came a real walk of clout
Written: Oct16, 2015
Theresa
Written by
Mickey Stroda
Categories:
fantasy, funny
Hair Fishing
With longer hair her one wish,
she cooked up a special dish,
ate the beans of Uncle Jack,
hope he didn't want them back!
Now with her hair, she could fish.
Used The Magic Bean Locks by Andrea Dietrich
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
adventure, america, beach, boat, cheer up, fishing, humor,
sea food
once a skindiver named neal
daily would make swimmers squeal
in town from new york
he carried a fork
dining on fresh ocean krill.
Written by
Olusegun Arowolo
Categories:
funny,
Fishing In the Dark
I told you we shouldn't fish in the dark,
But you refused, we are food for the shark,
Now that you are full of drink,
Sure we are going to sink,
I feel like cutting your neck stupid Mark.
8-1-2018
My favorite color is blue
Ring size -I don't know
Written by
Helen The Poet
Categories:
funny
Peter
there once was a pike they named peter
who wanted to go see a cedar
but a girl came along
with a fishing hook on
and took the fish home just to meet her
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
Two Boys Went Fishing - Bawdy
Two boys were fishing when they met a willing broad
The first boy quickly extended his fishing rod
And so, when he was done
She saw the other one
Who had already caught his allotment of cod.
written July 21, 2021
Written by
Susan Viscione
Categories:
adventure
Katmando
I wish to go to Katmando,
live on the beach, own a canoe,
go fishing the whole day long,
no one to tell me I'm wrong,
I hope that my wish does come true.
Written by
Theresa M. Cash
Categories:
fun, giggle, humor,
Mae Couldn'T Sing
Marvin and Abe went fishing all day
all they caught was a lady named Mae
she was tall and thin
she loved to drink gin
both men didn't like her to sing rae
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fish,
Flying Fish
A species of fish can actually jump into your boat
Asian Carp they're called, six feet in the air they can float
Up to 100 pounds
Can bust your crown
No need for a fishing line, but you sure can be smote
Written by
Connie Pachecho
Categories:
fishing, humorous,
He Played His Fiddle and Had No Nibbles
he played his fiddle and had no nibbles
he sat impatiently casting his pole
it was so bad he couldn't catch a cold
bait, reel and miss
there were no fish
barkeep says try a different watering hole
connie pachecho
2/10/17
Written by
Bobby May
Categories:
fishing,
A Fish Tale
I once saw a fish on a hook,
traveling up and down a brook
with a tasty worm inside
wiggling once then died
looking back with, a dirty look
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
animal, dog, fish, fishing, food, humor, humorous,
canis staratthis
there was a dog who craved fish
if served upon a posh dish
dining out it sat
by a cultured cat
whose manners were oh snobbish.