Limerick Poems About Fish | Fish Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: fish,

The Fisherwoman - For Contest

A desperate spinster, Jane took strong measures the day she would cook fresh troutHer date bit the barb left in it! He truly was caught on her hook! 4/26/2015

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humorous,

One Mermaid's Lesson

A merman had one stubborn daughter who rebelled against what her dad taught her. When she swam to dry land, she could then understand she was just like a fish - out of water! For the Out of Water Poetry Contest of Sheri Fresonke Harper


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: sea,

Charlie's New Ballad - no more Chicken of the Sea

The lawsuit by StarKist is valid.
Their long time promoter’s new ballad
warns fish to stay clear
of fisherman’s pier,
or end up in somebody’s salad!


Oldie For Carolyn Devonshire's Sea Tales Limericks 

Entered Nov 20, 2020 for  the 'QUIN-TO your five line' Poetry Contest


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Cousin Bell

Cousin Bell moved into a maisonette,
Was promptly told she could not have a pet
Not a cat or dog
Not a fish or frog
What about a gorilla she just met?



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: fish,

Something Fishy

The Japanese love puffer fish
Although it is a toxic  dish
Despite their endeavour
Our Jan tells us, "NEVER!"
A fish that farts is not her wish


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Kissing A Fish



Just had a thought, how about this What would it be like to kiss a fish Not very appealing Might send me reeling Number six thousand, four hundred and eight on my list


Poem Details | by Hilo Poet |
Categories: 12th grade,

THE CATCH OF THE YEAR



The bigger the hole, the bigger the fish,
The better the hope, the better the wish,
That's not a fish, that's a whale,
Much too big a fish to scale,
But one thing for sure, get a bigger dish.


Date: 08/27/2019


Poem Details | by SKAT A |
Categories: sea

SHARK TALE

shark tale


I once enjoyed a movie on a shark.
His bite much bigger than a dogs bark.
In the ocean JAWS scared more than fish.
A bite so deep no one could stitch.
With teeth so sharp, always leaving a mark..


      
  S.K.A.TPOETRY

FIRST LIMERICK EVER..


Poem Details | by Sean Kelly |
Categories: funny

The Mermaids Ball .

The  mermaids  ball  music  still  lingers

Swordfish  Fred  and his shoal  of  sweet singers

Had  a  whale  of  a  time

On  the octopus  slime

Caressed  by  their  salty  fish-fingers




Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cheer up, corruption, crazy, fishing, giggle, humor,

Strange Uncle

If I had but one wish
I would want back my pet fish.
For my uncle came to town
And in mother's dressing gown,
Served him on her favorite dish.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cheer up, cute, fish, fun, funny, giggle, humor,

Elmer

All the reptiles gathered 'round
When Elmer the frog hopped into town.
There never was such boastful glee
As Elmer croaked his history,
Then from his pad fell and drowned.


Poem Details | by Deirdre Omaidin |
Categories: natural disasters

Fish Tail

A fat bluefin tuna down deep
Was fished out one night when asleep
He was looking quite pale
Had escaped a big whale
To be Sushi for one Meryl Streep






for Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick on Sea Tales competition


Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: adventure, funny

Brody and Quint

This old sea-rig is swamped and don't float
I TOLD you we'd need a bigger boat!
Now you are HIS prize
Sure ain't no surprise
That you're fish-food, you hard-headed goat!

"Jaws" - 1975


Poem Details | by Ed Morris |
Categories: fish, fishing, funny, humorous,

A Fishy Comparison

I can’t understand the ambition
Of people who love to go fishin’.
   Outsmarting your dinner
   Might say you’re a winner,
But what when you fail in that mission?


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: bird, children,

Stork

There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
     That went for a wading walk,
        With his long stout bill
         He caught fish at will,
   It sure made the other birds gawk.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: beach, funny, giggle, grandmother, happy birthday, humor, humorous,

Beach Birthdays

To the lake to the lake
Fish to fry clams to bake.
This has been grandmother's cry
Now on birthdays she brings rye,
If just once she'd bring a cake.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political, pollution,

Plastic Tides

There's an ocean of plastic waste
Which Trump claims just adds to the taste
Marine life is best
When put to the test
Besides who can tell in fish paste?


Poem Details | by Jack Elly |
Categories: arabic, dad, fish, islamic, youth,

Time

I wake up and shower,
look at myself in the mirror,
And say "What the? Where did the time go?"


Poem Details | by Anna Hopper |
Categories: fish, humorous,

Sushi

Mom adores when I do the dishes
If I don't, I'll swim with the fishes
Then my mama will win
She'll never cook again
She'll eat sushi that is delicious


Poem Details | by Jason Talbott |
Categories: funny, nostalgia, sportsold, old,

Deadliest Catch

Grandpa was a jolly old winker.
And I was a nine year old stinker.
He was a fish getter
But I did him one better...
I caught Grandpa..hook, line, and sinker!


Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: fish, funny,

Felipe The Fish

I once heard of a young fish named, Felipe
Who floated up to consider a leap
His friends did shout
For him to jump out
But he was afraid the air was too deep


Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: fishing,

The Wrong Bait

If I were to go fishing all day,
would you get mad and send me away,
'cause while the fish were biting
my ex was out man-sighting...
I ended up with no place to stay.


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Extreme idiot



Once there was a woman called Curry Mean “the Queen”
Her persuasive dialog “you shut upI mean what I mean”
“It’s really mean to find the mean
 of the extremes queen and Dean”
bloody “extreme idiot” is no fair word to accuse Curry Mean!



////”Curry Mean” is Sea fish to cook//////


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: adventure, food, sea

A FISHERMAN'S DOUBT

From a low, wind-swept bridge almost color beige,
I toss my fishing cane made in Anchorage,
hoping to catch some fish soon...
as I scorch in the hot noon;
if I failed again, it would increase my rage!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Wet Fish Kiss



Well oh well, can you imagine this This old duffer is a master of the kiss Many years experience Made me quite fastidious World renowned for my wet fish kiss