Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
fish,
The Fisherwoman - For Contest
A desperate spinster, Jane took
strong measures the day she would cook
fresh troutHer date bit
the barb left in it!
He truly was caught on her hook!
4/26/2015
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humorous,
One Mermaid's Lesson
A merman had one stubborn daughter
who rebelled against what her dad taught her.
When she swam to dry land,
she could then understand
she was just like a fish - out of water!
For the Out of Water Poetry Contest of Sheri Fresonke Harper
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
sea,
Charlie's New Ballad - No More Chicken of the Sea
The lawsuit by StarKist is valid.
Their long time promoter’s new ballad
warns fish to stay clear
of fisherman’s pier,
or end up in somebody’s salad!
Oldie For Carolyn Devonshire's Sea Tales Limericks
Entered Nov 20, 2020 for the 'QUIN-TO your five line' Poetry Contest
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Cousin Bell
Cousin Bell moved into a maisonette,
Was promptly told she could not have a pet
Not a cat or dog
Not a fish or frog
What about a gorilla she just met?
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
fish,
Something Fishy
The Japanese love puffer fish
Although it is a toxic dish
Despite their endeavour
Our Jan tells us, "NEVER!"
A fish that farts is not her wish
Written by
Hilo Poet
Categories:
12th grade,
The Catch of the Year
The bigger the hole, the bigger the fish,
The better the hope, the better the wish,
That's not a fish, that's a whale,
Much too big a fish to scale,
But one thing for sure, get a bigger dish.
Date: 08/27/2019
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Kissing a Fish
Just had a thought, how about this
What would it be like to kiss a fish
Not very appealing
Might send me reeling
Number six thousand, four hundred and eight on my list
Written by
Skat A
Categories:
sea
Shark Tale
shark tale
I once enjoyed a movie on a shark.
His bite much bigger than a dogs bark.
In the ocean JAWS scared more than fish.
A bite so deep no one could stitch.
With teeth so sharp, always leaving a mark..
S.K.A.TPOETRY
FIRST LIMERICK EVER..
Written by
Sean Kelly
Categories:
funny
The Mermaids Ball .
The mermaids ball music still lingers
Swordfish Fred and his shoal of sweet singers
Had a whale of a time
On the octopus slime
Caressed by their salty fish-fingers
Written by
Jack Elly
Categories:
arabic, dad, fish, islamic, youth,
Time
I wake up and shower,
look at myself in the mirror,
And say "What the? Where did the time go?"
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, corruption, crazy, fishing, giggle, humor,
strange uncle
if i had another wish
i would want back my pet fish
for my uncle came to town
and in mothers dressing gown
served him on her fav'rite dish.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, cute, fish, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
elmer
all the reptiles gathered round
when elmer the frog hopped to town
never was history
croaked with such boastful glee
till from his pad he fell and drowned.
Written by
Deirdre Omaidin
Categories:
natural disasters
Fish Tail
A fat bluefin tuna down deep
Was fished out one night when asleep
He was looking quite pale
Had escaped a big whale
To be Sushi for one Meryl Streep
for Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick on Sea Tales competition
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
adventure, funny
Brody and Quint
This old sea-rig is swamped and don't float
I TOLD you we'd need a bigger boat!
Now you are HIS prize
Sure ain't no surprise
That you're fish-food, you hard-headed goat!
"Jaws" - 1975
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
bird, children,
Stork
There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
That went for a wading walk,
With his long stout bill
He caught fish at will,
It sure made the other birds gawk.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
beach, funny, giggle, grandmother, happy birthday, humor, humorous,
beach birthdays
to the lake to the lake
fish to fry fish to bake
this has been moms cry
birthdays now just rye
if once we'd bring a cake.
Written by
Anna Hopper
Categories:
fish, humorous,
Sushi
Mom adores when I do the dishes
If I don't, I'll swim with the fishes
Then my mama will win
She'll never cook again
She'll eat sushi that is delicious
Written by
Ed Morris
Categories:
fish, fishing, funny, humorous,
A Fishy Comparison
I can’t understand the ambition
Of people who love to go fishin’.
Outsmarting your dinner
Might say you’re a winner,
But what when you fail in that mission?
Written by
Jason Talbott
Categories:
funny, nostalgia, sportsold, old,
Deadliest Catch
Grandpa was a jolly old winker.
And I was a nine year old stinker.
He was a fish getter
But I did him one better...
I caught Grandpa..hook, line, and sinker!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political, pollution,
Plastic Tides
There's an ocean of plastic waste
Which Trump claims just adds to the taste
Marine life is best
When put to the test
Besides who can tell in fish paste?
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
fish, funny,
Felipe the Fish
I once heard of a young fish named, Felipe
Who floated up to consider a leap
His friends did shout
For him to jump out
But he was afraid the air was too deep
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
fishing,
The Wrong Bait
If I were to go fishing all day,
would you get mad and send me away,
'cause while the fish were biting
my ex was out man-sighting...
I ended up with no place to stay.
Written by
Lola Barron
Categories:
humorous, valentines day, valentines day,
Plenty More Fish
This Valentine's Day I shall send
To my boyfriend so not to offend.
Even though I am fond,
If he does not respond,
No worriesHe's got a best friend.
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
food, funny,
My Favourite Dish
Currently my favourite dish
is not mutton,chicken or fish
a soup of poetry
it's delicious, cost free
and I'm tasting it with great relish.
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Extreme Idiot
Once there was a woman called Curry Mean “the Queen”
Her persuasive dialog “you shut upI mean what I mean”
“It’s really mean to find the mean
of the extremes queen and Dean”
bloody “extreme idiot” is no fair word to accuse Curry Mean!
////”Curry Mean” is Sea fish to cook//////