Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
baseball, celebration, firework, freedom,
Independence Day
Come let's celebrate the fourth of July
With baseball, hot dogs, and Mom's apple pie
We're sure to ignite
Fireworks at night
So head on over, we'll light up the sky
Written by
Abdul Malik
Categories:
firework,
Conceal and Carry
I will whip out my hot gun,
You hold the barrel, have fun;
Stroke with your finger,
Then pull the trigger
And hit the target anon!
06/27/14
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
firework,
Feats of Treachery
There once was a mean man named Gregory
Who was famous for disgusting feats of treachery
Set fire to a cat
While it burned he just sat
As the cat was launched on an airborne trajectory
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Connie Pachecho
Categories:
firework, for her, humor,
Her Lover Marches To Her Rhythm
Her lover marches to her rhythm
Her lover is a well used wind up toy to her game
That she uses to pleasure herself just the same
On days that he knocks on her door
She rises quickly and comes all over
So discrete, as he is a candlestick to her flame
connie pachecho
1/5/17
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
emotions, firework,
Gesundheit
Got some friends from across the sea
Who yell gesundheit every time they sneeze
A German word for health
And for excusing oneself
For getting gunk on each bystander's chemise
Written by
Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
10th grade,
Limerick 2
It was one firework night
The Lucifers they wouldn't light
It was a joke
Just lots of smoke
So everyone just had a fight
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
firework, fun, humor,
Timmy Finds a Profession
Timmy couldn’t wait for the fireworks display
Brilliant bursts in the night sky blew him away
The first time he saw them he cried,
Then match and chemicals he tried
And now, years later, that’s how Tim earns his pay.
written December 24, 2021
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
firework, remember,
Remember Remember the Fifth of November
The nation faced such doom and gloom
Men gathered in a basement room
The gunpowder plot
Was brilliant- NOT
And parliament never went boom
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
firework,
Crowds Can Be Scary
Crowds can be scary, become a violent band
It doesn't take a lot to turn ugly, to get out of hand
Just takes one to start it
Hell breaks out, it's retarded
Mob rule takes over instead of playing in the sand
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
firework,
Poor Annie
Fireworks celebrating Victoria Day
Have a strange effect on Annie, she hides away
Cowering from the sounds
Explosions all around
It's extremely disturbing to survey
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
firework,
Sneezing
Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes
Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes
Don't ask what's 2 + 2
Can't answer..achooooo!
They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases