Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
baby, clothes, fashion,
A New Son Named Arch
Prince Harry and wife's new son is named Arch
He was born in May instead of in March
He looks kind of cute
In his new white suit
I guess Meghan went easy on the starch
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
fashion,
2 4 1 Sale
A bra maker has switched support
To face masks so girls can cavort
So credit Ah Sumi
For fashion so gloomy
No lady will need an escort
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor,
Pollution Solution
Smaltz loved limburger cheese with passion
A fact that turned co-workers’ noses ashen.
The stench made ill all near his breath
Notes on his locker hinted at death.
Smaltz now finds cheddar fragrantly in fashion.
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
beauty, fashion, women,
Limerick: Once a Born Blind Man Was Promised Full Sight
Limerick: Once a born blind man was promised full sight
Once a born blind man was promised full sight
By an ophthalmologist fully tight
Two slits and dabs all told
Saw in wonderful world –
Beauty Contest: gouged his own eyes outright.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2015
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, philosophy,
Like It Or Not--It's Here To Stay
Inventive minds can be inspired
Great ideas in time may be sired
High fashion and style
Are acquired for a while
But in the brain sex is hard wired
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny,
No Second Chance
A young miss by the name of Elaine,
Was considered a bit of a pain.
Bawdy words just to goad.
Gaudy clothes fashion mode.
She was never invited again.
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny,
Limerick
Wanted to pen a Limerick
Needed a comedian sidekick
Nothing funny to wit
A pun to make sides split
Some ole' fashion humor dipstick
Inspiration: Black Eyed Susan' contest not an entry
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
More Popular
A young lady on a diet so grim,
Along with exercise became so slim,
New clothes from a fashion store,
Much more popular than before,
Dating three men is making her grin.
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
fantasy, inspirational, nature, on writing and words
Capricorn 1
I'm just a simple Highlander guy
With various writes I so love to try
From nature to passion
Fantasy is my true fashion
I thank the Soup to let me apply
James 'The Highlander' Fraser
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
love,
Life's Necessary Stuff
There ain't no substitute for love and compassion
As long as we live, they're always in fashion
Life's necessary stuff
We can't get enough
A life without love, is a life I can't fathom
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor, word play,
A Man With a Passion
There once was a man with a passion,
a passion for clothing in fashion.
But when money was short
he was sad to retort,
“I ration my passion for fashion”.
Written by
Jerome Malenfant
Categories:
dark, humorous,
Lady Guinevere Decided To Follow Her Passion
Lady Guinevere decided to follow her passion
By finding employment as a hired assassin.
She practiced technique
On her cousin Monique,
But found the guillotine to be out of fashion.
Written by
Anu Nayak
Categories:
art, beauty,
Nutty Diva
There was a diva from Vancouver
Her car was a Octane blue Lancer
Modelling was her passion
Day came, to show fashion
She lay in bed due to a hangover!
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
fashion, friend, friendship, funny, giggle, humor, silly,
Bob
I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob.
Written by
Robert Johnson
Categories:
fashion,
Lost Her Lash
Lovely Linda loved her lashes.
Batted them in pageant sashes.
With a cig in her mouth.
Until one lash fell south.
Then that lash went up in ashes.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
history,
Pocahontas
Momma was Nonoma, her daddy was Powhatan
Pocahontas married John Wolfe, a union not in fashion
Unheard of back then
Today quite common
Prejudice is defeated, um..well there's still a wee chasm
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Maypole
The Maypole fell out of fashion
Due to a lack of compassion
Invited to bed
"Get knotted!" girls said
"Weaving ribbons is our passion!"
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
culture, fashion, feelings, international, mother daughter, mystery, women,
Shoes Blues
When women go shopping for shoes
They never know which one to choose
Comfort or fashion
Style, price, or passion
Nor which from a spectrum of hues!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun, tribute,
Timothy Shortpants
There lives a fellow named Timothy Shortpants
Known as a most renowned guru on romance
Has discovered a new passion
That's just come into fashion
Do you actually think it could be limericks by chance
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
fashion,
The Brassiere - a Fatal Fashion
To medics, a breast is a purse
Enriching both doctor and nurse
A bra strap tattoo
Is better for you
Than an early ride in an hearse!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fashion, hair, peace,
Six Years In the Making
The 'New Math' has been around quite a while
It's time 'Journalism' cranked up her dial
Red pants suits are fun
Orange be the sun
MsClinton and Trump at last reconciled
Written by
Sally Eslinger
Categories:
fashion, funny love, life, music, new year,
A New Year Limerick
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A New Year Limerick, 202
Our covid-caused hair-do’s are getting long,
Like a 1970’s redo
Without the free-lovin’, drugs, or good songs
Let$ hope it doesn’t keep on titl 20...22!
(c) sally Young eslinger 2021
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
fashion, humor,
Post Labor Day Protest
Post Labor Day non conformists unite
even if it means getting kicked off a flight
protesting with hues
still wearing on cue
ivory to cream colored ghostly whites!
9-4-17
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
clothes, fashion, forgiveness,
Fashion No-No
Against God and Adam, Eve had a peeve
Before their sin, she'd nothing up her sleeve
They both took a hit
But Eve threw a fit
Adam's cloth was from the same weave as Eve's
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
fashion, humor, perspective,
what botox can't fix
A boob who was rather naggy
Said to its mate we're too saggy
Without more support
I'm afraid dear cohort
We're nuts in pants that look baggy