Limerick Poems About Fashion | Fashion Limerick Poems
Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: baby, clothes, fashion,

A New Son Named Arch

Prince Harry and wife's new son is named Arch
He was born in May instead of in March
   He looks kind of cute
   In his new white suit
I guess Meghan went easy on the starch


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: fashion,

2 4 1 Sale

A bra maker has switched support
To face masks so girls can cavort
So credit Ah Sumi
For fashion so gloomy
No lady will need an escort



Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: humor,

Pollution Solution

Smaltz loved limburger cheese with passion
A fact that turned co-workers’ noses ashen.
The stench made ill all near his breath
Notes on his locker hinted at death.
Smaltz now finds cheddar fragrantly in fashion.


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: beauty, fashion, women,

Limerick: Once a Born Blind Man Was Promised Full Sight

Limerick: Once a born blind man was promised full sight

Once a born blind man was promised full sight
By an ophthalmologist fully tight
     Two slits and dabs all told
     Saw in wonderful world –
Beauty Contest: gouged his own eyes outright.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2015


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: funny, introspection, life, philosophy,

Like It Or Not--It's Here To Stay

Inventive minds can be inspired  
Great ideas in time may be sired
High fashion and style
Are acquired for a while
But in the brain sex is hard wired



Written by Joyce Johnson
Categories: funny,

No Second Chance

A young miss by the name of Elaine,
Was considered a bit of a pain.
Bawdy words just to goad.
Gaudy clothes fashion mode.
She was never invited again.


Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: funny,

Limerick

Wanted to pen a Limerick
Needed a comedian sidekick
Nothing funny to wit
A pun to make sides split
Some ole' fashion humor dipstick  


Inspiration: Black Eyed Susan' contest not an entry


Written by John Williams
Categories: humorous,

More Popular

A young lady on a diet so grim,
Along with exercise became so slim,
New clothes from a fashion store,
Much more popular than before,
Dating three men is making her grin.


Written by James Fraser
Categories: fantasy, inspirational, nature, on writing and words

Capricorn 1

I'm just a simple Highlander guy With various writes I so love to try From nature to passion Fantasy is my true fashion I thank the Soup to let me apply James 'The Highlander' Fraser


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: love,

Life's Necessary Stuff

There ain't no substitute for love and compassion As long as we live, they're always in fashion Life's necessary stuff We can't get enough A life without love, is a life I can't fathom © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories: humor, word play,

A Man With a Passion

There once was a man with a passion,
a passion for clothing in fashion.
But when money was short
he was sad to retort,
“I ration my passion for fashion”.


Written by Jerome Malenfant
Categories: dark, humorous,

Lady Guinevere Decided To Follow Her Passion

Lady Guinevere decided to follow her passion
By finding employment as a hired assassin.
  She practiced technique
  On her cousin Monique,
But found the guillotine to be out of fashion.


Written by Anu Nayak
Categories: art, beauty,

Nutty Diva

There was a diva from Vancouver

Her car was a Octane blue Lancer

Modelling was her passion

Day came, to show fashion

She lay in bed due to a hangover!


Written by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories: fashion, friend, friendship, funny, giggle, humor, silly,

Bob

I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob.


Written by Robert Johnson
Categories: fashion,

Lost Her Lash

Lovely Linda loved her lashes.
Batted them in pageant sashes.
With a cig in her mouth.
Until one lash fell south.
Then that lash went up in ashes.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: history,

Pocahontas

Momma was Nonoma, her daddy was Powhatan Pocahontas married John Wolfe, a union not in fashion Unheard of back then Today quite common Prejudice is defeated, um..well there's still a wee chasm


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Maypole

The Maypole fell out of fashion
Due to a lack of compassion
Invited to bed
"Get knotted!" girls said
"Weaving ribbons is our passion!"


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: culture, fashion, feelings, international, mother daughter, mystery, women,

Shoes Blues

When women go shopping for shoes
They never know which one to choose
Comfort or fashion
Style, price, or passion
Nor which from a spectrum of hues!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun, tribute,

Timothy Shortpants

There lives a fellow named Timothy Shortpants Known as a most renowned guru on romance Has discovered a new passion That's just come into fashion Do you actually think it could be limericks by chance © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: fashion,

The Brassiere - a Fatal Fashion

To medics, a breast is a purse
Enriching both doctor and nurse
A bra strap tattoo
Is better for you
Than an early ride in an hearse!


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: fashion, hair, peace,

Six Years In the Making

The 'New Math' has been around quite a while
  It's time 'Journalism' cranked up her dial
    Red pants suits are fun
    Orange be the sun
  MsClinton and Trump at last reconciled


Written by Sally Eslinger
Categories: fashion, funny love, life, music, new year,

A New Year Limerick

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A New Year Limerick, 202

Our covid-caused hair-do’s are getting long,
Like a 1970’s redo
Without the free-lovin’, drugs, or good songs
Let$ hope it doesn’t keep on titl 20...22!

(c) sally Young eslinger 2021


Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: fashion, humor,

Post Labor Day Protest

Post Labor Day non conformists unite
even if it means getting kicked off a flight
protesting with hues
still wearing on cue
ivory to cream colored ghostly whites!


9-4-17


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: clothes, fashion, forgiveness,

Fashion No-No

Against God and Adam, Eve had a peeve 
Before their sin, she'd nothing up her sleeve
   They both took a hit
   But Eve threw a fit
Adam's cloth was from the same weave as Eve's


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: fashion, humor, perspective,

what botox can't fix

A boob who was rather naggy
Said to its mate we're too saggy
Without more support
I'm afraid dear cohort
We're nuts in pants that look baggy