Written by
Rhoda Tripp
Categories:
corruption, dark, emo, humor, humorous, natural disasters, sick,
Demon Dance
There once was an old man, a perv.
And wow! He had quite the nerve.
He pulled down his pants,
Said "Watch my demon dance."
He really threw me a curve.
Written by
Robert Johnson
Categories:
emo,
Duuude
This dummy had sex without a wrapper.
But he really just wanted to tap 'er.
He thought he was smart.
But now he's lost heart.
He's not really feeling all that dapper.
Thanks to Andrea Dietrich for the second lineWho knew ha? :)
Written by
Brock Gamble
Categories:
people, school, emo,
Gothic Kids
Were basically the muscle of the emo kids we dont cut we fight we dont cry we just live and die, hardcore music tht you cant understand was always our master plan, dancing in the dark youll soon see the spark, after the flaming heart we shall never depart, through your eyes i see nothing but glee
Written by
Robert Johnson
Categories:
emo,
Nose Hair Plucker
A little boy named Nathan Tucker.
Grew up being a nose hair plucker.
He pulled em' till he sneazed.
He did just as he pleased.
Until the day he lost his pucker.