Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
animal, humorous, sleep,
What a Dumbo
An elephant fell out of bed
And got a huge bruise on his head
He climbed back in his bunk
Then rubbed his aching trunk…
Best sleep in the low bunk instead!
08-25-17
Written by
Probir Gupta
Categories:
emotions,
If I Were An Elephant
If I were an elephant
I would marry my mahout man
Would fly very high
Up in the blue sky
Then fall down in a skeleton
_______________________________
12/12/2016
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
Closet Case
She looks like death on a crippled spider
Hips like an elephant, maybe wider
My friends came over and saw
My ugly mother-in-law
Next time they come they want me to hide her
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Elmo Elmo
Elmo Elmo was an elephant seller
He kept a white elephant in the cellar
He swigged all the bottles
Down a hundred throttles
And was turned into a big screw propeller
Elmo Elmo (C) rajat kanti chakrabarty
2014
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
animal, hilarious, water,
Crazy Joe
Crazy joe had an elephant,
who he rode with some elegance,
until he wound up in his trunk
and into the drink was dunked
and cursed it's smiling arrogance
Written by
Andrew Loud
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Tragedy At the Petting Zoo
No matter a man's call or profession
He must use all the proper protection
Ask the zookeeper why
For he lost his left eye
When the elephant got an erection
Made for Bawdy
Poetry II Contest on
6/29/14
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
The Elephant and the Mouse
The elephant told the mouse
'I am sick of your grouse'
The mouse wagged its tail
Brought a bunch of cat's mail
'Look! all's written to your spouse'.
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
animal, friendship, friendship love, fun, nature, sweet,
Hi-Five Hug
Written by Gail DeBole on
March 10, 2020
An elephant in Zimbabwe
Hi-fived with a soft trunky sway.
Then wanting to play
She continued her day
With a hug for the human who waved.
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
confusion, funny, humor,
Daft- Hallucination
I sat under an oak tree in fall
I must have fell asleep I recall
I awoke on a boat
with a frog in my throat
an elephant making a trunk call.
20/10/2017
Contest surreal and daft
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw.
Written by
Rizwana Bhurani
Categories:
animal, baby, cheer up, child, childhood, children, fun,
Toddler Tweet
Toddler tweet
Merry blue dressed Bob, the builder,
Please return my reddish toy rooster,
I’ll give you my toy elephant,
A bubbly grey buoyant infant,
He is a long nosy mister.
Rizwana bhurani.
21-10-2015
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, desire, humorous, relationship,
Three-Lady Massage
An elephant asked her for a massage
She said, You’re huge; we will use the garage
That massage took three ladies
Who had very fine paydays
Not to mention the wildest troi menage
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
animal, humor, work,
Elly the Elephant
Elly the elephant thought her life was tough,
making ends meet was getting rough,
she was nervous,
left the circus,
a days pay of peanuts packed in her trunk.
11-20-16
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
What Would It Be
If an Elephant were crossed with a Rhino
What offspring would this union bestow
If you're asking me
what it would be
my answer is - EL-IF-I-NO!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
animal,
Jumbo the Elephant
Does anyone know how Jumbo The Elephant died?
Hit by a freight train, succumbed quickly, no dry eyes
Poor thing had no chance
His soul made a ghost dance
People around reacted with sadness, quietly cried
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,
unlikely duo
zoologist richard gale
meets an old thief reading braille
demanding he steal
an elephant seal
instead rich gets a narwhal.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, word play,
Limerick Joke Viii
Cross an elephant with a rhino
And create a noteworthy combo
But all are confused
As the name to be used
For this mix is an el-eph-i-no
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Why Chickens Can'T Snore
Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore
Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor
Chickens don't have noses
In fact they don't have toesies
And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Why Chickens Can'T Snore
Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore
Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor
Chickens don't have noses
In fact they don't have toesies
And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,
The Elephant Bee
An elephant bee zoomed around my head
I had maniacal thoughts, wished him dead
His buzz annoying
Never enjoying
Traitorous roses loved him, turning red.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political,
Majority Leader
Mitch McConnell just missed the boat
His elephant said - and I quote:
"It seems rather clear
The suckers are here
Giving Amy McGrath the vote!"
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, passion, sun,
Pachyderm On the Hot Sand
There once was a light-skinned pachyderm
Who had a thing for a lowly worm
Sun-bathing on the hot sand
Elephant got quite a tan
Poor worm earned him a wiggly sunburn
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
business,
The Elephant Tromp
Small businesses have gone kaput
But Donald Trump is so astute,
"That gives me the chills!
If I'd paid my bills
My suffering would be acute!"
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Pest Aside
Political standards are falling
To a point some say is appalling
The Elephant said:
"You've got to wear red
And knock on their door, "Aphid calling"!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, color, technology,
Her Dainty Feet
There is this baby elephant that is pink
Who washes her dainty feet in the sink
The sink is a mess
And so is her dress
I found her a cool app for that ~ Wink, Wink
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
hilarious,
Why Chickens Can't Snore
Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore
Or why elephants can't jump four feet off the floor
Chickens don't have noses
In fact they don't have toesies
And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor