Limerick Poems About Elephant | Elephant Limerick Poems
Written by Jan Allison
Categories: animal, humorous, sleep,

What a Dumbo

An elephant fell out of bed And got a huge bruise on his head He climbed back in his bunk Then rubbed his aching trunk… Best sleep in the low bunk instead! 08-25-17


Written by Probir Gupta
Categories: emotions,

If I Were An Elephant

If I were an elephant
I would marry my mahout man
Would fly very high
Up in the blue sky
Then fall down in a skeleton
_______________________________

12/12/2016



Written by Larry Belt
Categories: funny

Closet Case

She looks like death on a crippled spider
Hips like an elephant, maybe wider
My friends came over and saw
My ugly mother-in-law
Next time they come they want me to hide her


Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun, nonsense,

Elmo Elmo

Elmo Elmo was an elephant seller
He kept a white elephant in the cellar
He swigged all the bottles
Down a hundred throttles
And was turned into a big screw propeller












Elmo Elmo (C) rajat kanti chakrabarty
2014


Written by Thomas Martin
Categories: animal, hilarious, water,

Crazy Joe

Crazy joe had an elephant,
who he rode with some elegance,
until he wound up in his trunk
and into the drink was dunked
and cursed it's smiling arrogance



Written by Andrew Loud
Categories: animal, humorous,

Tragedy At the Petting Zoo

No matter a man's call or profession
He must use all the proper protection 
Ask the zookeeper why
For he lost his left eye
When the elephant got an erection


Made for Bawdy
Poetry II Contest on
6/29/14


Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun,

The Elephant and the Mouse

The elephant told the mouse
'I am sick of your grouse'
The mouse wagged its tail
Brought a bunch of cat's mail
'Look! all's written to your spouse'.


Written by Gail Debole
Categories: animal, friendship, friendship love, fun, nature, sweet,

Hi-Five Hug

Written by Gail DeBole on
March 10, 2020

An elephant in Zimbabwe
Hi-fived with a soft trunky sway.
Then wanting to play
She continued her day
With a hug for the human who waved.


Written by Roy Pett
Categories: confusion, funny, humor,

Daft- Hallucination

I sat under an oak tree in fall

I must have fell asleep I recall

I awoke on a boat

with a frog in my throat

an elephant making a trunk call.


20/10/2017
Contest surreal and daft
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw.


Written by Rizwana Bhurani
Categories: animal, baby, cheer up, child, childhood, children, fun,

Toddler Tweet

Toddler tweet

Merry blue dressed Bob, the builder,
Please return my reddish toy rooster,
I’ll give you my toy elephant,
A bubbly grey buoyant infant,
He is a long nosy mister.
                      
Rizwana bhurani.
21-10-2015


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, desire, humorous, relationship,

Three-Lady Massage

An elephant asked her for a massage
She said, You’re huge; we will use the garage
  That massage took three ladies
  Who had very fine paydays
Not to mention the wildest troi menage


Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: animal, humor, work,

Elly the Elephant

Elly the elephant thought her life was tough,
making ends meet was getting rough,
she was nervous,
left the circus,
a days pay of peanuts packed in her trunk.






11-20-16


Written by Ralph Taylor
Categories: funny

What Would It Be

If an Elephant were crossed with a Rhino

What offspring would this union bestow

        If you're asking me

        what it would be 

my answer is -  EL-IF-I-NO!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: animal,

Jumbo the Elephant

Does anyone know how Jumbo The Elephant died? Hit by a freight train, succumbed quickly, no dry eyes Poor thing had no chance His soul made a ghost dance People around reacted with sadness, quietly cried


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: cheer up, fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,

unlikely duo

zoologist richard gale

meets an old thief reading braille

demanding he steal

an elephant seal

instead rich gets a narwhal.


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: funny, word play,

Limerick Joke Viii

Cross an elephant with a rhino
And create a noteworthy combo 
But all are confused
As the name to be used
For this mix is an el-eph-i-no


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Why Chickens Can'T Snore

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Why Chickens Can'T Snore

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

The Elephant Bee

An elephant bee zoomed around my head
I had maniacal thoughts, wished him dead
His buzz annoying
Never enjoying
Traitorous roses loved him, turning red.


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: political,

Majority Leader

Mitch McConnell just missed the boat
His elephant said - and I quote:
"It seems rather clear
The suckers are here
Giving Amy McGrath the vote!"


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, passion, sun,

Pachyderm On the Hot Sand

There once was a light-skinned pachyderm
Who had a thing for a lowly worm
   Sun-bathing on the hot sand
   Elephant got quite a tan
Poor worm earned him a wiggly sunburn


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: business,

The Elephant Tromp

Small businesses have gone kaput
But Donald Trump is so astute,
"That gives me the chills!
If I'd paid my bills
My suffering would be acute!"


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Pest Aside

Political standards are falling
To a point some say is appalling
The Elephant said:
"You've got to wear red
And knock on their door, "Aphid calling"!


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, color, technology,

Her Dainty Feet

There is this baby elephant that is pink
Who washes her dainty feet in the sink
  The sink is a mess
  And so is her dress
I found her a cool app for that ~ Wink, Wink


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: hilarious,

Why Chickens Can't Snore


Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor