Limerick Poems About Elephant | Elephant Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, humorous, sleep,

WHAT A DUMBO

An elephant fell out of bed And got a huge bruise on his head He climbed back in his bunk Then rubbed his aching trunk… Best sleep in the low bunk instead! 08-25-17

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Poem Details | by Probir Gupta |
Categories: emotions,

If I Were An Elephant

If I were an elephant
I would marry my mahout man
Would fly very high
Up in the blue sky
Then fall down in a skeleton
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12/12/2016


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun, nonsense,

Elmo Elmo

Elmo Elmo was an elephant seller
He kept a white elephant in the cellar
He swigged all the bottles
Down a hundred throttles
And was turned into a big screw propeller












Elmo Elmo (C) rajat kanti chakrabarty
2014


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

THE ELEPHANT AND THE MOUSE

The elephant told the mouse
'I am sick of your grouse'
The mouse wagged its tail
Brought a bunch of cat's mail
'Look! all's written to your spouse'.



Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Closet Case

She looks like death on a crippled spider
Hips like an elephant, maybe wider
My friends came over and saw
My ugly mother-in-law
Next time they come they want me to hide her


Poem Details | by Andrew Loud |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Tragedy at the Petting Zoo

No matter a man's call or profession
He must use all the proper protection 
Ask the zookeeper why
For he lost his left eye
When the elephant got an erection


Made for Bawdy
Poetry II Contest on
6/29/14


Poem Details | by Thomas Martin |
Categories: animal, hilarious, water,

Crazy Joe

Crazy joe had an elephant,
who he rode with some elegance,
until he wound up in his trunk
and into the drink was dunked
and cursed it's smiling arrogance


Poem Details | by Rizwana Bhurani |
Categories: animal, baby, cheer up, child, childhood, children, fun,

TODDLER TWEET

       Toddler tweet

Merry blue dressed Bob, the builder,
Please return my reddish toy rooster,
I’ll give you my toy elephant,
A bubbly grey buoyant infant,
He is a long nosy mister.
                      
Rizwana bhurani.
21-10-2015


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: animal, humor, work,

Elly the Elephant

Elly the elephant thought her life was tough,
making ends meet was getting rough,
she was nervous,
left the circus,
a days pay of peanuts packed in her trunk.






11-20-16


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: animal,

Jumbo The Elephant



Does anyone know how Jumbo The Elephant died? Hit by a freight train, succumbed quickly, no dry eyes Poor thing had no chance His soul made a ghost dance People around reacted with sadness, quietly cried


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny

What Would It Be

If an Elephant were crossed with a Rhino

What offspring would this union bestow

        If you're asking me

        what it would be 

my answer is -  EL-IF-I-NO!


Poem Details | by Roy Pett |
Categories: confusion, funny, humor,

Daft- Hallucination

I sat under an oak tree in fall

I must have fell asleep I recall

I awoke on a boat

with a frog in my throat

an elephant making a trunk call.


20/10/2017
Contest surreal and daft
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Why Chickens Can't Snore



Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor


Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: animal, friendship, friendship love, fun, nature, sweet,

Hi-Five Hug

Written by Gail DeBole on
March 10, 2020

An elephant in Zimbabwe
Hi-fived with a soft trunky sway.
Then wanting to play
She continued her day
With a hug for the human who waved.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Why Chickens Can't Snore



Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, word play,

limerick joke VIII

Cross an elephant with a rhino
And create a noteworthy combo 
But all are confused
As the name to be used
For this mix is an el-eph-i-no


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

The Elephant Bee

An elephant bee zoomed around my head
I had maniacal thoughts, wished him dead
His buzz annoying
Never enjoying
Traitorous roses loved him, turning red.


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, color, technology,

Her Dainty Feet

There is this baby elephant that is pink
Who washes her dainty feet in the sink
  The sink is a mess
  And so is her dress
I found her a cool app for that ~ Wink, Wink


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: business,

The Elephant Tromp

Small businesses have gone kaput
But Donald Trump is so astute,
"That gives me the chills!
If I'd paid my bills
My suffering would be acute!"


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Pest Aside

Political standards are falling
To a point some say is appalling
The Elephant said:
"You've got to wear red
And knock on their door, "Aphid calling"!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Why Chickens Can't Snore



Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

Majority Leader

Mitch McConnell just missed the boat
His elephant said - and I quote:
"It seems rather clear
The suckers are here
Giving Amy McGrath the vote!"


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

Elephant Droppings

McConnell was out stabbing backs
When Donald Trump fell off the tracks
400 PER WEEK?
How dare Donald speak -
Have the rich agreed to pay tax?