Limerick Poems About Eel | Eel Limerick Poems
Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: humorous,

Nessie From Loch Ness

In the Land O' Scots nigh auld Iverness,

   Cavorts a lass named Nessie in Loch Ness!

      Is this sly dragon fer real,

         Er jes' an overgrown eel?

            We'll never know fer sure is my guess!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved


Written by Cecil Hickman
Categories: animals, confusion, funny, imagination, satire, sea

Mistaken Identity

There was an eel on the ocean floor,
Sammy his name, he knew the score.
His friends said, he was smart,
Then upon a dinner cart,
He said, Hey, I am not an albacore.



Written by Bill Frew
Categories: foodlonging,

"eel Pie"

I'm longing for warm eel pie,
tis' a squirming delight to the eye,

     me wife she eschews,
     eel pie and eel stews,
 
and eats only fried eel on rye!


Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: funny, imagination, people

Twins In Name Only

Pickles dressed up in black eight inch heels
Tickles snuggled in flannel gown with toy eel
Pickles danced all night
To waning moonlight
Pickles home late tripped over eel took spill


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: beach, fish, funny, humor, humorous, ocean, sea,

shock wave

local cab driver big deal

lacking personal appeal

drives into a lake

procures a fish cake

then bumps an electric eel.



Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Rear View

A woman who had buns of steel
Was proud of their wanton appeal
A judge had a feel
And deemed them ideal
But an eel made her squeal surreal