Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Nessie From Loch Ness
In the Land O' Scots nigh auld Iverness,
Cavorts a lass named Nessie in Loch Ness!
Is this sly dragon fer real,
Er jes' an overgrown eel?
We'll never know fer sure is my guess!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
animals, confusion, funny, imagination, satire, sea
Mistaken Identity
There was an eel on the ocean floor,
Sammy his name, he knew the score.
His friends said, he was smart,
Then upon a dinner cart,
He said, Hey, I am not an albacore.
Written by
Bill Frew
Categories:
foodlonging,
"eel Pie"
I'm longing for warm eel pie,
tis' a squirming delight to the eye,
me wife she eschews,
eel pie and eel stews,
and eats only fried eel on rye!
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, imagination, people
Twins In Name Only
Pickles dressed up in black eight inch heels
Tickles snuggled in flannel gown with toy eel
Pickles danced all night
To waning moonlight
Pickles home late tripped over eel took spill
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
beach, fish, funny, humor, humorous, ocean, sea,
shock wave
local cab driver big deal
lacking personal appeal
drives into a lake
procures a fish cake
then bumps an electric eel.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Rear View
A woman who had buns of steel
Was proud of their wanton appeal
A judge had a feel
And deemed them ideal
But an eel made her squeal surreal