Limerick Poems About Eel | Eel Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous,

Nessie From Loch Ness

In the Land O' Scots nigh auld Iverness,

   Cavorts a lass named Nessie in Loch Ness!

      Is this sly dragon fer real,

         Er jes' an overgrown eel?

            We'll never know fer sure is my guess!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

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Poem Details | by Cecil Hickman |
Categories: animals, confusion, funny, imagination, satire, sea

Mistaken Identity

There was an eel on the ocean floor,
Sammy his name, he knew the score.
His friends said, he was smart,
Then upon a dinner cart,
He said, Hey, I am not an albacore.

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Poem Details | by Bill Frew |
Categories: foodlonging,

"eel Pie"

I'm longing for warm eel pie,
tis' a squirming delight to the eye,

     me wife she eschews,
     eel pie and eel stews,
 
and eats only fried eel on rye!

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Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, imagination, people

Twins In Name Only

Pickles dressed up in black eight inch heels
Tickles snuggled in flannel gown with toy eel
Pickles danced all night
To waning moonlight
Pickles home late tripped over eel took spill

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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: beach, fish, funny, humor, humorous, ocean, sea,

Shock Wave

local cab driver big deal

lacking personal appeal

drove into a lake

procured a fish cake

and bumped an electric eel.

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Rear View

A woman who had buns of steel
Was proud of their wanton appeal
A judge had a feel
And deemed them ideal
But an eel made her squeal surreal

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