Limerick Poems About Duck | Duck Limerick Poems

Don't Disturb The Hive

Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap 
Try to stay on your running feet 
Honey in the hive 
The bees are alive 
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!

Expensesgate

Political life isn't cheap
moats are costly to clean when their deep
big bucks for a porn movie
and a duck house thats groovy,
it's enough to make Gordon Brown weep.

Bad Luck Duck

There was a duck down on his luck
Who froze in the back of a truck
When found back in town
They said with a frown
There was not enough down on the duck!

VESTIGIAL VAGABOND

The tail of a beaver, bill of a duck
yet they pull it off with honor and pluck
made with spare parts
they capture our hearts
with DNA tests that read WTF


©8/31/2018


for Any Animal Or Creature Limerick Poetry Contest

Aladdin without paddin'

There once was a boy named Aladdin
Who played hockey without any paddin'
   He forgot to duck
   And got struck by the puck
Now a cast is what Aladdin's clad in

Santa

As thin as a thistle Santa  in chimney  got stuck
In  the passage heavily blocked by years of  muck
struggling through the  soot
Santa fell down like a coot
And came out looking like a dark fancy duck.

Mickey Mouse

This is written with tons of tongue  in cheek

   But I loved watching Mickey Mouse each week

      He was my favorite star

         Outshone Donny Duck by far

            A talking mouse ne'er to utter a squeak

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Uncle Duck

Once there was a man called Uncle Duck
no silly, a scholar with wide exposure is duck
Boasts Symbol of freedom is I,
symbol of happiness and fidelity is I
bloody post modern is duck.

Happy Birthday

After a morning jog about a mile, 
I dressed for my birthday in a grand style; 
Danced around a big white cake 
Like a white duck in a lake, 
Fondling my white puppy with a broad smile


© 2015

Turkey Day For A Lame Duck

Now pouts the ex-president Trumpty
his turkey-day gravy’s all lumpy
he’s down on his luck
for he’s a lame duck
his a** voters threw in the dumpty


Susan Ashley
November 26, 2020


~ Second Place ~
Contest: Out On A Lim
Sponsor: Joseph May

Subtly

There once was a trucking company
Held together with duck tape funny
Repairs a lick and promise
Polished with cloth and Comet
Mechanics work done very subtly  

Chartreuse Feathers

There was this teal duck and Canada goose,

   That 'neath a cloistered Colorado spruce,

      Enjoyed a lusty-ful tryst,

         Ending up in a quaint twist!

            Their offspring sported feathers of chartreuse!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

The Duck in the Pharmacy

Once there was a pharmacist in Brazil
Visited by a duck standing very still
He shook his head
When the duck said,
"Give me some lip gloss and put it on my bill"

'EAU DA' ERROR

He bought his wife fake Chanel Number Five
It smelled like a skunk - no longer alive!
Just one whiff and he knew
Eau de ‘Pepe la Pew’
From clenched fists he would have to duck and dive!

20th May 2015

Daisy's little sister

There once was a woman named Sally
She often hung out by the Ally
For less than a buck
She'd quack like a duck
her fellas she nicknamed them pally

To late for limerick contest

POOR PERCY

Poor Percy acted like a schmuck 
I guess he was down on his luck
He looked quite a sight
His pants were too tight
He waddled around like a duck

18th May 2016

 Miracle dinner

Benny had gambled away his last buck
Hungry and couldn't believe his ill luck
He fell down and prayed
His neighbour's bird strayed
For dinner, he had a dish of roast duck!

July 2, 2017

I was riding a round in my truck
When I ran over an Irish duck
While holding a clover
He knew it was over
He simply ran out of luck

My mind is slipping a bit more each day
Soon won't be able to come out to play
They'll lock me up
A dangerous old duck
Serve me tea and crumpets as I sit and crochet


© Jack Ellison 2016

Eesa Qakker from Upper Cumbuck
Sadly lost his prize winning duck,
It wandered away
When its fence went astray,
Talk about down on your duck.

Limerick : Once a lone House Dog led a dog’s life

Once a lone House Dog led a dog’s life
Always wondered about life with wife
Day and night heard House gripe
Master duck Mistress swipe
Happy his kids grew up sans his wife!

© TWignesan – Paris, 2014

My mind is slipping a bit more each day
Soon won't be able to come out to play
They'll lock me up
A dangerous old duck
Serve me tea and crumpets as I sit and crochet

    The vet gave the duck a bill,
Causing him to become quite shrill,
  He thought it was far too much
  So he quacked him in the crutch,
  The vet didn't like the duck's bill.

 APPETITES  IN   EATING  OR  SLEEPING


My rabbit at home is  called Bubble

Her appetites  cause  her  some trouble  

At night with her   buck          

She  loves  a good duck  

In one month her food  bill  can  double    

There was once a golden duck 
Who had a golden truck 
He went on a plane 
Got shot in his brain
And the man said that he will pluck the duck