Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,
Don'T Disturb the Hive
Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap
Try to stay on your running feet
Honey in the hive
The bees are alive
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!
Written by
John Smith
Categories:
satire
Expensesgate
Political life isn't cheap
moats are costly to clean when their deep
big bucks for a porn movie
and a duck house thats groovy,
it's enough to make Gordon Brown weep.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
bird, fantasy, silly,
Bad Luck Duck
There was a duck down on his luck
Who froze in the back of a truck
When found back in town
They said with a frown
There was not enough down on the duck!
Written by
Paul Callus
Categories:
funny,
Ouch
In Sherwood Forest Friar Tuck
Fell down a ditch where he got stuck
Astride a broken branch
And, yes, I have a hunch
He waddles now like Donald Duck!
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Contest: Make Me Laugh
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Placed 3rd
Posted 25th November 2020
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
animal, confusion, humor,
Vestigial Vagabond
The tail of a beaver, bill of a duck
yet they pull it off with honor and pluck
made with spare parts
they capture our hearts
with DNA tests that read WTF
©8/31/2018
for Any Animal Or Creature Limerick Poetry Contest
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
hockey, humorous, hurt,
Aladdin Without Paddin'
There once was a boy named Aladdin
Who played hockey without any paddin'
He forgot to duck
And got struck by the puck
Now a cast is what Aladdin's clad in
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny, nostalgia
Mickey Mouse
This is written with tons of tongue in cheek
But I loved watching Mickey Mouse each week
He was my favorite star
Outshone Donny Duck by far
A talking mouse ne'er to utter a squeak
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Mazhar Butt
Categories:
assonance, character, funny, humor, smile,
Santa
As thin as a thistle Santa in chimney got stuck
In the passage heavily blocked by years of muck
struggling through the soot
Santa fell down like a coot
And came out looking like a dark fancy duck.
Written by
Susan Ashley
Categories:
fun, humor, political, thanksgiving day,
Turkey Day For a Lame Duck
Now pouts the ex-president Trumpty
his turkey-day gravy’s all lumpy
he’s down on his luck
for he’s a lame duck
his a** voters threw in the dumpty
Susan Ashley
November 26, 2020
~ Second Place ~
Contest: Out On A Lim
Sponsor: Joseph May
Written by
Celestine Ikwuamaesi
Categories:
humorous,
Happy Birthday
After a morning jog about a mile,
I dressed for my birthday in a grand style;
Danced around a big white cake
Like a white duck in a lake,
Fondling my white puppy with a broad smile
© 2015
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Uncle Duck
Once there was a man called Uncle Duck
no silly, a scholar with wide exposure is duck
Boasts Symbol of freedom is I,
symbol of happiness and fidelity is I
bloody post modern is duck.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
silly, word play,
The Duck In the Pharmacy
Once there was a pharmacist in Brazil
Visited by a duck standing very still
He shook his head
When the duck said,
"Give me some lip gloss and put it on my bill"
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
jobs, life,
Subtly
There once was a trucking company
Held together with duck tape funny
Repairs a lick and promise
Polished with cloth and Comet
Mechanics work done very subtly
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humor, love,
Chartreuse Feathers
There was this teal duck and Canada goose,
That 'neath a cloistered Colorado spruce,
Enjoyed a lusty-ful tryst,
Ending up in a quaint twist!
Their offspring sported feathers of chartreuse!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Written by
Richard Lamoureux
Categories:
lust,
Daisy's Little Sister
There once was a woman named Sally
She often hung out by the Ally
For less than a buck
She'd quack like a duck
her fellas she nicknamed them pally
To late for limerick contest
Written by
Sandison Jumbo
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Miracle Dinner
Miracle dinner
Benny had gambled away his last buck
Hungry and couldn't believe his ill luck
He fell down and prayed
His neighbour's bird strayed
For dinner, he had a dish of roast duck!
July 2, 2017
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
'eau Da' Error
He bought his wife fake Chanel Number Five
It smelled like a skunk - no longer alive!
Just one whiff and he knew
Eau de ‘Pepe la Pew’
From clenched fists he would have to duck and dive!
20th May 2015
Written by
Kevon Worrell
Categories:
animal, death, funny,
The Golden Duck
There was once a golden duck
Who had a golden truck
He went on a plane
Got shot in his brain
And the man said that he will pluck the duck
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
clothes, humorous, image,
Poor Percy
Poor Percy acted like a schmuck
I guess he was down on his luck
He looked quite a sight
His pants were too tight
He waddled around like a duck
18th May 2016
Written by
Bill Baker
Categories:
animal, confusion, dad, funny, silly,
The Chicken Plucker
Dad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live duck!
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
Debbie's Duck Goosie
Debbie's duck Goosie blew the coop
Went to Gruk got into a coupe
She fell on Mo Jerry
Who managed to marry
An ugly duckling - real duck soup
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
Three Leaf Clover
I was riding a round in my truck
When I ran over an Irish duck
While holding a clover
He knew it was over
He simply ran out of luck
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
age,
A Dangerous Old Duck
My mind is slipping a bit more each day
Soon won't be able to come out to play
They'll lock me up
A dangerous old duck
Serve me tea and crumpets as I sit and crochet
© Jack Ellison 2016
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
life, loneliness,
Limerick: Once a Lone House Dog Led a Dog's Life
Limerick : Once a lone House Dog led a dog’s life
Once a lone House Dog led a dog’s life
Always wondered about life with wife
Day and night heard House gripe
Master duck Mistress swipe
Happy his kids grew up sans his wife!
© TWignesan – Paris, 2014
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
hilarious,
Down On Your Duck
Eesa Qakker from Upper Cumbuck
Sadly lost his prize winning duck,
It wandered away
When its fence went astray,
Talk about down on your duck.