Limerick Poems About Dove | Dove Limerick Poems

Joe Who?

The ball was loose and bouncing
Joe dove towards it, just missing
The clock ticking down
Just then, Joe had found
His football skills were lacking

Hark--an Angel--The harbinger of all things good

What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love

Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?

Air Lift

Bob was happy with his Mini Cooper
It drove great, making him an in-grouper.
But a hawk aloft dove speedily
Taking the car in his claws greedily.
Now Bob calls the hawk a party pooper.

Sweetheart of PS

Linda Marie is the Sweetheart of 
Poetry Soup Her poems all dove 
tail so beautifully 
with my serenity,
mine cannot upon them lay a glove.

The Classy Lassie from Tallahassee

There once stayed a dove in Tallahassee
With blond hair the bonniest of lassies
    She helped with my writes
    Morning, noon and night
After breakfast, we started to write classy





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Dry Swimming Pool

Dry Swimming Pool

He learned how to play with a loose tool;
Suffered from much criticism and ridicule,
When he had lied,
After a while died,
Being fool who dove into dry swimming pool.

Jim Horn

Wax Museum Romance

There once was a man looking for romance
Found love true at a wax museum glance
He bought and brought his dove
Home for hot steamy love
She melted after the first close dance

Limerick for Amy Green--I missed the contest deadline--like my wax museum love oops I've said too much!

Inspiration in the Heather

Semaj and his American dove
Doing things they so dearly love
    Writing co-writes together
    As they lie in the heather
They fit like a finger inside a glove




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WHIMSY

           WHIMSY  
                             
        Elizabeth Taylor the queen of beauty
       Marvelous actress of super quality.
                  Fond of making love
                   As does cooing dove.
     Nine times wedded, whimsy marriage-celebrity.


     08/21/18

Oh for some Zzzz

I slept in our bed sound asleep
Under the covers i felt a hand creep
    It was my American dove
    Who had given me a shove
For my snoring had left her counting sheep





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Tim And Gin

There was a fellow named Tim
Who loved to drink lots of gin.
Got drunk on the beach,
dove in water out of reach.
Too bad he didn't know how to swim.

Day of the Turkey

They say at the Lonesome Dove ranch
A turkey flew up to a branch
Invited to lunch
It pooped on the bunch
But it learned not to mess with Blanche!

Horkel and Snorkel Can't Get No Girlie Action

  Horkel and Snorkel set out for the pool
  Wearing their Speedos, they thought they looked cool ~
     H & S posed, then dove in
     Speedos came off, revealed skin ~
   At infantile stunts, cute girls do not drool

Homing Pigeon

Which is it, a pigeon or dove?
We hate one; the other, we love.
Your clean car, that blob?
'Twas likely a squab,
opined likewise of you, thereof.

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H/T to Gershon Wolf's Justice for All

In flagrante delicto

A pigeon expressed to a dove
An urgent desire to make love
Like a maniac
He hopped on her back
Pursuant to all the above

Tisket Tasket and True Love

Tisket, Tasket and Then True Love

Tisket then tasket and true love
Best line I wrote was up above
Better at writing started to grow
Now best line I wrote was below
Then into deep end had to dove.

Jim Horn

Died and In Heaven Above

Died and In Heaven Above

So sad you no longer are my love,
And did fly off like a diligent dove;
No longer here,
My precious dear;
Have died and are in heaven above.

Jim Horn

The Little Sparrow

Edith Piaf was a sparrow
Who ignored the "straight and narrow"
No pure white dove
She sang for love
Just as wild as Cupid's arrow

An Ego of Buzzards

We share the same god and the same son
Share a yearning to love and be loved
but when egos collide
the innocent will die
and buzzards will be dining on dove

BIRDLIME

BIRDLIME


There I was in the ocean of love
Amidst mysteries, going deep in its cave
No length
No strength
Finally met the historical love dove

©ho²
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Our Spirits Coalesce

Sharing is the greatest gift we all possess
The smiling faces on peeps is a joy to assess
Lifts our spirits high above
O'er the country like a dove
Soaring beside us, our spirits coalesce

How To Like Love

How To Like Love

Trump has never learned how to like love;
Other people enjoys taking advantage of;
Has orange hair,
Beyond compare;
Even did eat piece out of the peace dove.

Jim Horn


And ate a big piece out of the peace dove.

Pig Eon aka Rock of Ages

A bird like a pigeon or dove
will always choose food over love
They poop from their perches
On people in churches
Excluding Nun of the Above